Important Real-World Advice

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Wendy

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Important Real-World Advice
« on: February 15, 2011, 11:22:40 PM »
ITT, we post important advice for the real world that is actually helpful. I'll start:
If someone tells you, "I'm an expert," don't trust them. If someone is introduced as an expert and says, "it's what it says in the job description," you're welcome to put your life in their hands.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Pongo

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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2011, 12:03:30 AM »
When someone offers you a 6,000 peso condom in a Mexican whore house, you fucking buy it.

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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2011, 01:36:26 AM »
There are three people you need to be nice to in life: Nurses, Dentists and people who prepare your food.

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Mr Pseudonym

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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2011, 03:42:13 AM »
If you are in the age group of 16-20years old and reading this, you don't know everything there is to know; so stop pretending like you do and fucking keep growing up.

Also;
tags are not graffiti, it is just random scribble you drew on a wall that everyone else thinks looks shit.

snakes don't make good pets, you don't look cool, you look like a pyscho.

any emo, goth, hippy, or hipster fashion you think is unique and original isn't unless you made it yourself.  You just get lumped into the same category with the other hipsterfags wearing the same clothers.  In other words, your attempts to look different just make you look more the same.

always drink a large 1 litre bottle of water before going to bed after a big night on the piss.

There are so many more.
Why do we fall back to earth? Because our weight pushes us down, no laws, no gravity pulling us. It is the law of intelligence.

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spanner34.5

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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2011, 05:00:11 AM »
Don't eat yellow snow.
My I.Q. is 85. Or was it 58?

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OmgHAI

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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2011, 05:47:25 AM »
Smoking crack may cause you to lose all self respect and possibly give lots of blowjobs for money
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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2011, 05:54:36 AM »
Smoking crack may cause you to lose all self respect and possibly give lots of blowjobs for money

This is not an advice. It's a fact of life.

Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2011, 06:03:33 AM »
If red touches yellow, you're a dead fellow. If red touches black, you're okay jack
an vir

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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2011, 06:06:16 AM »
The Internet is not a big truck.

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OmgHAI

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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2011, 06:25:45 AM »
The Internet is not a big truck.
this is false
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markjo

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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2011, 07:30:50 AM »
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Quote from: Robosteve
Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
Quote from: bullhorn
It is just the way it is, you understanding it doesn't concern me.

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Weegee Board

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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2011, 07:44:50 AM »
Don't do drugs while on prescription medication.

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theonlydann

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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2011, 07:52:15 AM »
If you are at a bar, and a guy in your vicinity tells you their were assholes sitting at your table before, but you look like a cool guy that looks like you don't mind people having a good time, he is an asshole and will spill a drink on you.

Finance before romance.

You will not be with her/him forever

Nothing you post on facebook is deep.

Waitresses do not like you. They like the money you are going to give them.


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Ichimaru Gin :]

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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2011, 08:32:47 AM »
Illegal drugs in America should stay illegal.
I saw a slight haze in the hotel bathroom this morning after I took a shower, have I discovered a new planet?

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EnglshGentleman

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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2011, 08:47:32 AM »
Nothing you post on facebook is deep.

First quality thing dann has said.

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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2011, 08:53:16 AM »
Illegal drugs in America should stay illegal.

>:(
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Beorn

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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2011, 08:53:59 AM »
Illegal drugs in America should stay illegal.

Nice life advice ::)
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EnglshGentleman

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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2011, 09:27:21 AM »
Illegal drugs in America should stay illegal.

BiDil used to be an illegal drug, and now it is a common medication to combat heart failure. Are you against this?

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markjo

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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2011, 09:34:43 AM »
Beware of the superficially profound.
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Quote from: Robosteve
Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
Quote from: bullhorn
It is just the way it is, you understanding it doesn't concern me.

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theonlydann

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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2011, 09:36:36 AM »
Nothing you post on facebook is deep.

First quality thing dann has said.
Haters will always hate. Kill them.

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Wendy

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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #20 on: February 16, 2011, 10:36:36 AM »
Try to make common mistakes. They are easier to fix.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #21 on: February 16, 2011, 11:39:09 AM »
Illegal drugs in America should stay illegal.

No.

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OmgHAI

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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #22 on: February 16, 2011, 11:39:38 AM »
Marijuana is good
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Hazbollah

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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #23 on: February 16, 2011, 11:57:05 AM »
There is no such thing as a free lunch.

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.

Don't take shit from anyone. If they fuck you over, fuck them over twice.
Always check your tackle- Caerphilly school of Health. If I see an innuendo in my post, I'll be sure to whip it out.

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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #24 on: February 16, 2011, 11:58:38 AM »
Marijuana is good

This cannot be denied.

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Wendy

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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #25 on: February 16, 2011, 12:33:27 PM »
Don't take shit from anyone. If they fuck you over, fuck them over twice.

Also, don't steal shit from anyone. You fuck them over, they fuck you over twice.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #26 on: February 16, 2011, 12:52:51 PM »
Don't take shit from anyone. If they fuck you over, fuck them over twice.

Also, don't steal shit from anyone. You fuck them over, they fuck you over twice.




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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #27 on: February 16, 2011, 02:07:58 PM »
Smoking crack may cause you to lose all self respect and possibly give lots of blowjobs for money
How long have you known that?
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Re: Important Real-World Advice
« Reply #28 on: February 16, 2011, 02:44:41 PM »
I saw a slight haze in the hotel bathroom this morning after I took a shower, have I discovered a new planet?