More flat Earth breeding.

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spanner34.5

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More flat Earth breeding.
« on: February 14, 2011, 05:10:53 AM »
John Davis
To all those that don't know, I'm have a kid with my awesome girlfriend Margaux. Its a boy due June 4.

I found this on Feckbook.
« Last Edit: February 14, 2011, 05:32:10 AM by spanner34.5 »
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Re: More flat Earth breeding.
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2011, 05:14:32 AM »
Congrats.
Why do we fall back to earth? Because our weight pushes us down, no laws, no gravity pulling us. It is the law of intelligence.

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Re: More flat Earth breeding.
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2011, 05:15:26 AM »
Margaux.

Sounds foreign to me. Have you had her checked? You don't want the kid coming out foreign too.

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Re: More flat Earth breeding.
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2011, 08:50:59 AM »
Grats John!
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Re: More flat Earth breeding.
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2011, 10:33:46 AM »
You can't outrun death forever
But you can sure make the old bastard work for it.

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Re: More flat Earth breeding.
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2011, 11:49:58 AM »
Why are you congratulating him?  She's the one that has the hard part.
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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Re: More flat Earth breeding.
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2011, 11:55:00 AM »
You ain't got a girlfriend right Markjo?
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Re: More flat Earth breeding.
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2011, 01:53:23 PM »
You have fighter sperm, sir. Congratulations on your healthy testes.

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Re: More flat Earth breeding.
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2011, 12:10:31 AM »
Congraturation. Make sure he knows about the conspiracy nice and young so he can tell all of his school friends and teachers. I'd see it as a character building endeavor because kids already get beat up in school and come out tough. If he tells his classmates about how the Earth is flat he'll probably get twice the dose of beating and come out even tougher, not to mention the mental fortitude he'll have after being called a nutjob and a psycho. Or you could just homeschool him and indoctrinate him as you please so when he gets to college he's so shut in and messed up that he doesn't have the social skills to function properly.
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Re: More flat Earth breeding.
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2011, 01:11:28 PM »
You ain't got a girlfriend right Markjo?

Irrelevant.  The guy does 2 minutes worth of work while the girl has to do 9 months, plus delivering the baby, plus taking care of it for the next 18 years or so. 
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
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It is just the way it is, you understanding it doesn't concern me.

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« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2011, 02:28:17 PM »
Doesn't the man take care of the baby too once it is born???
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« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2011, 02:38:07 PM »
Doesn't the man take care of the baby too once it is born???

Doesn't the women also do that? I forget, whose nipples does the baby like?

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Re: More flat Earth breeding.
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2011, 05:15:33 PM »
CONGLATURATION!

Re: More flat Earth breeding.
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2011, 05:24:18 PM »
Why are you congratulating him?  She's the one that has the hard part.
that is why we are congratulating him... I don't see why you are confused.
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Re: More flat Earth breeding.
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2011, 10:30:23 PM »
Thanks
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« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2011, 07:17:37 AM »
Doesn't the man take care of the baby too once it is born???

Why should he?  ???
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Quote from: Robosteve
Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
Quote from: bullhorn
It is just the way it is, you understanding it doesn't concern me.

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Kira-SY

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« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2011, 10:01:29 AM »
uh..I don't know... Love, responsability, paternal instinct, will to educate and breed a healthy child...
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« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2011, 10:06:44 AM »
You haven't changed very many messy diapers or gotten baby vomit all over you, have you?  Also, let's not forget the terrible twos.
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Quote from: Robosteve
Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
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It is just the way it is, you understanding it doesn't concern me.

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« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2011, 10:18:50 AM »
My youngest is 3 tomorrow. Only sems like yesterday when my mrs was pushing her out of her spam purse.
Stop all this nonesense and bring on the lapdancers.
I understand Jack1704. It's a Brit thing.

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« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2011, 10:25:58 AM »
You haven't changed very many messy diapers or gotten baby vomit all over you, have you?  Also, let's not forget the terrible twos.

Nope, not at all. but having a kid is something I really wish right now.
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Re: More flat Earth breeding.
« Reply #20 on: February 16, 2011, 11:05:33 AM »
changing nappies isn't that bad
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« Reply #21 on: February 16, 2011, 12:00:37 PM »
I don't believe in Homeopathy, Hydroplates, Faith-healing, Acupuncture, Astrology,  ghosts, witchcraft, Intelligent Design, Cellular Cosmogony, Geocentrism, Phrenology, Sťances, Dianetics or God.

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« Reply #22 on: February 16, 2011, 08:39:55 PM »
changing nappies isn't that bad
Wait another two years.
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« Reply #23 on: February 16, 2011, 08:42:28 PM »
this girl better be potty trained by then
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Re: More flat Earth breeding.
« Reply #24 on: February 18, 2011, 12:33:19 AM »
Congraturation. Make sure he knows about the conspiracy nice and young so he can tell all of his school friends and teachers. I'd see it as a character building endeavor because kids already get beat up in school and come out tough. If he tells his classmates about how the Earth is flat he'll probably get twice the dose of beating and come out even tougher, not to mention the mental fortitude he'll have after being called a nutjob and a psycho. Or you could just homeschool him and indoctrinate him as you please so when he gets to college he's so shut in and messed up that he doesn't have the social skills to function properly.
I don't believe in the conspiracy.  I wouldn't indoctrinate my child with flat earth theories anymore than I would round earth theories or catholicism.

For as long as you've been here you sure don't understand a key underlying message of this site or why globularism is a bad thing;   but that's ok, you just sit there and tough guy internet it up.  That seems to be working great for you, at least in the realm of properly functioning social skills.
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Re: More flat Earth breeding.
« Reply #25 on: February 18, 2011, 01:04:08 AM »
Congraturation. Make sure he knows about the conspiracy nice and young so he can tell all of his school friends and teachers. I'd see it as a character building endeavor because kids already get beat up in school and come out tough. If he tells his classmates about how the Earth is flat he'll probably get twice the dose of beating and come out even tougher, not to mention the mental fortitude he'll have after being called a nutjob and a psycho. Or you could just homeschool him and indoctrinate him as you please so when he gets to college he's so shut in and messed up that he doesn't have the social skills to function properly.
I don't believe in the conspiracy.  I wouldn't indoctrinate my child with flat earth theories anymore than I would round earth theories or catholicism.

For as long as you've been here you sure don't understand a key underlying message of this site or why globularism is a bad thing;   but that's ok, you just sit there and tough guy internet it up.  That seems to be working great for you, at least in the realm of properly functioning social skills.

If you don't believe in the conspiracy then how do you justify the Earth being flat?

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Re: More flat Earth breeding.
« Reply #26 on: February 18, 2011, 01:29:07 AM »
Congraturation. Make sure he knows about the conspiracy nice and young so he can tell all of his school friends and teachers. I'd see it as a character building endeavor because kids already get beat up in school and come out tough. If he tells his classmates about how the Earth is flat he'll probably get twice the dose of beating and come out even tougher, not to mention the mental fortitude he'll have after being called a nutjob and a psycho. Or you could just homeschool him and indoctrinate him as you please so when he gets to college he's so shut in and messed up that he doesn't have the social skills to function properly.
I don't believe in the conspiracy.  I wouldn't indoctrinate my child with flat earth theories anymore than I would round earth theories or catholicism.

For as long as you've been here you sure don't understand a key underlying message of this site or why globularism is a bad thing;   but that's ok, you just sit there and tough guy internet it up.  That seems to be working great for you, at least in the realm of properly functioning social skills.

If you don't believe in the conspiracy then how do you justify the Earth being flat?
People are stupid and/or ignorant.  Of course thats the foundation of any scientific or zetetic inquiry.
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Re: More flat Earth breeding.
« Reply #27 on: February 18, 2011, 01:31:26 AM »
Margaux.

Sounds foreign to me. Have you had her checked? You don't want the kid coming out foreign too.
She is.

Doesn't the man take care of the baby too once it is born???

Why should he?  ???
As I work at home and my girlfriend no longer does; I will most likely be taking care of my child the majority of the time.
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« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2011, 08:24:20 AM »
If you don't believe in the conspiracy, how do you explain



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« Reply #29 on: February 18, 2011, 11:36:39 AM »
Take you FE debates to the appropriate forums.  This forum is dedicated to John's contribution to world over population.
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Quote from: Robosteve
Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
Quote from: bullhorn
It is just the way it is, you understanding it doesn't concern me.