Rules to Live By

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Trekky0623

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Rules to Live By
« on: February 10, 2011, 09:32:38 PM »
What rules do you live by, FES?

I'll start.

Everyone deserves courtesy. Respect must be earned.

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Nomad

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Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2011, 09:42:36 PM »
When I do good I feel good; when I do bad I feel bad, and that is my religion. (-Abraham Lincoln)

Pretty much been my life philosophy since I first heard it.  Of course it's useless advice to a sociopath, it works well enough to me.
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Ocius

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Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2011, 09:47:02 PM »
Pain is no evil, unless it conquers us. -Charles Kingsley


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Wendy

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Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2011, 05:08:54 AM »
It's interesting, because the more "rules" I come up with that describe how I do and try to live my life, the more examples I come up with of how I've completely disregarded them on the internet. So I guess you could say that my one general rule is, on the internet, everything is fair game.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Mr Pseudonym

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Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2011, 05:14:06 AM »
It's interesting, because the more "rules" I come up with that describe how I do and try to live my life, the more examples I come up with of how I've completely disregarded them on the internet. So I guess you could say that my one general rule is, on the internet, everything is fair game, including granny porn.
Fixed.
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Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2011, 06:23:50 AM »
Sometimes pretend to lie when you're telling the truth, so it's more believable when you lie

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Beorn

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Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2011, 07:45:07 AM »
Do what makes you happy
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Trekky0623

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Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2011, 07:54:30 AM »
Give compliments in public, complaints in private.
Note: This need not apply government or politics where a complaint concerns the public at large.

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EnglshGentleman

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Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2011, 08:50:40 AM »
The Earth is Flat.

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General Disarray

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Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2011, 09:10:07 AM »
Be nice to people who have access to your food.
You don't want to make an enemy of me. I'm very powerful.

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Benocrates

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Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2011, 09:11:38 AM »
I thought this was about rules, not proverbs. Does anyone actually find continual wisdom from these hollow phrases?
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Get the fuck over it.

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EnglshGentleman

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Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2011, 09:26:29 AM »
Be nice to people who have access to your food.

This. So much.

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Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2011, 09:28:13 AM »
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.


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EnglshGentleman

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Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2011, 09:29:10 AM »

Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2011, 09:48:43 AM »
"Don't Panic"
hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
You can't outrun death forever
But you can sure make the old bastard work for it.

Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2011, 10:17:29 AM »
Kill rebellious children by throwing rocks at them.

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Jack1704

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Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2011, 10:30:49 AM »
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
Killing humans is ok though.
Stop all this nonesense and bring on the lapdancers.
I understand Jack1704. It's a Brit thing.

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Ocius

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Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2011, 10:32:17 AM »
Be nice to people who have access to your food.

This one too.

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Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2011, 02:23:00 PM »
What rules do you live by, FES?

I'll start.

Everyone deserves courtesy. Respect must be earned.
yeah so fuck you dick face ;D

Okay, pandaman100, it's getting old.

Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2011, 02:24:43 PM »
Give compliments in public, complaints in private.
Note: This need not apply government or politics where a complaint concerns the public at large.
your so nice

Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2011, 02:25:43 PM »
Give compliments in public, complaints in private.
Note: This need not apply government or politics where a complaint concerns the public at large.
i'm assuming that this is public
 

Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2011, 02:26:37 PM »
Be nice to people who have access to your food.
amen

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Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2011, 02:30:06 PM »
What rules do you live by, FES?

I'll start.

Everyone deserves courtesy. Respect must be earned.
yeah so fuck you dick face ;D

Okay, pandaman100, it's getting old.

Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2011, 02:32:08 PM »
What rules do you live by, FES?

I'll start.

Everyone deserves courtesy. Respect must be earned.
yeah so fuck you dick face ;D

Okay, pandaman100, it's getting old.
no its not

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Weegee Board

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Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2011, 02:34:19 PM »
stfu attackhoe

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Weegee Board

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Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2011, 02:45:16 PM »

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EnglshGentleman

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Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2011, 02:55:45 PM »
Dino getting trolled by a newb?

What is this?

Grow some balls Dino.

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Thork

Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2011, 03:01:05 PM »
Quote from: Jurrassic Park (1993)
I don't blame people for their mistakes, but I do ask that they pay for them.

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divito the truthist

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Re: Rules to Live By
« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2011, 03:55:50 PM »
What rules do you live by, FES?

Physics.
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