Runways...yeah, cos the shuttle can land on just any runway - doesnt need one of the longest in the world at all!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shuttle_Landing_Facility
Since the shuttle is not going into space and since it is not traveling at escape-velocity type speeds, I doubt it needs "one of the longest runways in the world" to land.
Duh, you don't know what escape velocity is? It is the velocity required to leave a planets gravitational field. You can deny gravity, but you can't deny thats what the term means. Even if you meant "reentry speed" that is still wrong, it doesnt land at reentry speed, but a little over 200 knots. It can get up to that speed being dropped off the back of a 747.
And then to build the stack you need the fourth largest building in the world, but I'm sure there are plenty of those around.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vehicle_Assembly_Building
The second fuel stack could be built in the same Vehicle Assembly Building.
What are you going to bolt the fuel tank too? Your shuttle is apparently in Africa or Europe. OK, lets say you did build a second one in the VAB, how are you going to sneak 180 foot tall rocket out of the building to a port, put it on a cargo ship, move it across the atlantic, get it off the other end and then still hoist it upright and put your shuttle on it.
And of course we all know that the shuttle can always launch two weeks or less after it was used. 100% record there, never any technical or weather delays at all.
If there was a delay NASA would just blame it on one of their space projects taking too long. Or a technical issue with re-entry, or they could say that they wanted to wait for weather conditions to improve before re-entry. There a million and one excuses they could give.
Yeah, but you only have maximum 3 weeks of mission time. So lets say the mission is supposed to last 2 weeks. You then try and launch the shuttle back to Florida but something goes wrong. You have a max of one week to fix it, and we know shuttle launches have been delayed far longer than that before.
You then have to explain why tugs are fetching another set of boosters out of the sea west of Africa. Claim they are just big fireworks maybe?
Why would they need to fetch them out of the water?
Cos the boosters are reuseable. After every launch they send tugs out into the Atlantic to fetch them back. Not something that is easy to hide.
Watch this -
This is so funny, I can go on picking holes in anything you come back with on this forever. Major FET fail.
You didn't pick any holes.
I have now.