A car parked outside

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Raist

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A car parked outside
« on: January 09, 2011, 10:06:10 PM »
Thanks to my odd schedule lately I have been posting on tfes around 1 am. Tonight 1 cars pulled up to my very christian neighbors house and sat there for approximately 3 minutes. One of them proceeded to drive off and leave the other parked on the street.

There are 2 things odd about this, the neighbors generally park in their driveway that is located in the alley behind their house. They also are of the kind of christian that goes to bed at 9 and wakes up at 6 in the morning.

I have never seen this car before, and there are no other houses close enough to where the car parked to assume they could have simply been parking near a different house. I am forced to believe that their presence has to do with me visiting this site. I shall go outside to investigate in a few minutes while I smoke, I perhaps will carry protection, but if I do not post here again it is safe to say that the conspiracy has finally gotten to me. Good luck and best wishes to you all if I do not return. If I make it back I will update this thread with a very lame recounting of me smoking a cigarette in a very John Travolta fashion.

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Re: A car parked outside
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2011, 10:20:15 PM »
1 cars pulled up, 1 car drives off, 1 is left behind. It's modern Jezus.
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Re: A car parked outside
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2011, 10:31:42 PM »
1 cars pulled up, 1 car drives off, 1 is left behind. It's modern Jezus.

I meant 2. Excuse me for one typo at 1 am and after a night of drinking.

Also, it's actually spelled "Jesus."

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Beorn

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Re: A car parked outside
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2011, 11:25:36 PM »
1 cars pulled up, 1 car drives off, 1 is left behind. It's modern Jezus.

I meant 2. Excuse me for one typo at 1 am and after a night of drinking.

Also, it's actually spelled "Jesus."

OH YEAH? SAYS WHO?
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Re: A car parked outside
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2011, 03:18:07 AM »
They also are of the kind of christian that goes to bed at 9 and wakes up at 6 in the morning.
Are we neighbors?  Actually Im up at 5.


I perhaps will carry protection,
What do you carry?

but if I do not post here again it is safe to say that the conspiracy has finally gotten to me.

You didn't post here again.....I am worried.

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Re: A car parked outside
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2011, 09:59:55 AM »
They also are of the kind of christian that goes to bed at 9 and wakes up at 6 in the morning.
Are we neighbors?  Actually Im up at 5.


I perhaps will carry protection,
What do you carry?

but if I do not post here again it is safe to say that the conspiracy has finally gotten to me.

You didn't post here again.....I am worried.

The car was empty when I went out. I was carrying a cheap old .22 pistol. Probably not the best choice but it usually gets 5-6 shots off before acting like a little bitch.

Btw wardogg, my late christmas present this year was a browning bps 12 gauge.

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WardoggKC130FE

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Re: A car parked outside
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2011, 10:24:56 AM »
Nice!  Which version?  Im a Mossberg guy myself but Browning does make a nice gun.

Might want to pick you up something a little heavier for those late nite investigations though.  Although the shotgun will probably suffice.

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Re: A car parked outside
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2011, 10:37:28 AM »
They also are of the kind of christian that goes to bed at 9 and wakes up at 6 in the morning.

Ok, I"ll bite... what kind of Christian is that?   I'm a Christian, but I am no "morning person" - does that mean I'm not a Christian?  ;D
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Re: A car parked outside
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2011, 10:43:27 AM »
They also are of the kind of christian that goes to bed at 9 and wakes up at 6 in the morning.

Ok, I"ll bite... what kind of Christian is that?   I'm a Christian, but I am no "morning person" - does that mean I'm not a Christian?  ;D

Wait a sec.. you were commenting on the intelligence of forum members and you don't understand that he didn't say "all christians go to bed at 9 and get up at 6"?  :-\
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Re: A car parked outside
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2011, 10:44:54 AM »
My brother got his gf a 12 gauge for Christmas, I think he loves her.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: A car parked outside
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2011, 10:46:16 AM »
ugh, amerifags and their boom sticks.
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Re: A car parked outside
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2011, 11:37:51 AM »
Might want to pick you up something a little heavier for those late nite investigations though.  Although the shotgun will probably suffice.

*Taps on window with the butt of the shotgun.*

"I say, son, watcher doing out here at one in the fucking morning?"

Watch as lovers in back of car hurry to front seat, turn on ignition, and speed off into the night in record time.


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Re: A car parked outside
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2011, 05:00:07 PM »
They also are of the kind of christian that goes to bed at 9 and wakes up at 6 in the morning.

Ok, I"ll bite... what kind of Christian is that?   I'm a Christian, but I am no "morning person" - does that mean I'm not a Christian?  ;D

Wait a sec.. you were commenting on the intelligence of forum members and you don't understand that he didn't say "all christians go to bed at 9 and get up at 6"?  :-\
HEY, HE brought up Christianity  -  just want to see if I can get him to elaborate, I mean, are the "true" Christians the ones that go to bed early, and get up early?   

Where did I comment on the intelligence of forum members?
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Re: A car parked outside
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2011, 05:11:11 PM »
They also are of the kind of christian that goes to bed at 9 and wakes up at 6 in the morning.

Ok, I"ll bite... what kind of Christian is that?   I'm a Christian, but I am no "morning person" - does that mean I'm not a Christian?  ;D

Wait a sec.. you were commenting on the intelligence of forum members and you don't understand that he didn't say "all christians go to bed at 9 and get up at 6"?  :-\
HEY, HE brought up Christianity  -  just want to see if I can get him to elaborate, I mean, are the "true" Christians the ones that go to bed early, and get up early?   

Where did I comment on the intelligence of forum members?

Are you pizzaguy?
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Re: A car parked outside
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2011, 05:19:56 PM »
And an alt is revealed.

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« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2011, 05:49:22 PM »
And an alt is revealed.
But how was it so easy?
I'm a very clever guy.
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Re: A car parked outside
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2011, 11:09:30 AM »
They also are of the kind of christian that goes to bed at 9 and wakes up at 6 in the morning.

Ok, I"ll bite... what kind of Christian is that?   I'm a Christian, but I am no "morning person" - does that mean I'm not a Christian?  ;D

Unless you are the kind of christian that home schools their children, mandates that women only wear skirts, forces them to also wear a minimum of 3/4 length sleeves, and goes to a crazy church then no, you are not this kind of christian.

They go to a church that tried to get the mayor "impeached", (not kidding) for allowing a one day beer permit at the town octoberfest. This was the first time beer has been sold in the town since prohibition, but they thought he had destroyed the town.

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Re: A car parked outside
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2011, 11:16:48 AM »
They also are of the kind of christian that goes to bed at 9 and wakes up at 6 in the morning.

Ok, I"ll bite... what kind of Christian is that?   I'm a Christian, but I am no "morning person" - does that mean I'm not a Christian?  ;D

 This was the first time beer has been sold in the town since prohibition.

No way! :o
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Re: A car parked outside
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2011, 11:32:31 AM »
If everyone had been packing heat then Gabrielle Giffords would still be alive.

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Re: A car parked outside
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2011, 11:55:26 AM »
If everyone had been packing heat then Gabrielle Giffords would still be alive.

Here we go.  ::)

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Re: A car parked outside
« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2011, 12:00:17 PM »
If everyone had been packing heat then Gabrielle Giffords would still be alive.

She is still alive. She is currently in recovery.

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Re: A car parked outside
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2011, 12:42:46 PM »
If everyone had been packing heat then Gabrielle Giffords would still be alive.

She is still alive. She is currently in recovery.

I see you're on of those that just accepts everything they're told as fact.

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Re: A car parked outside
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2011, 06:59:34 PM »
If everyone had been packing heat then Gabrielle Giffords would still be alive.

She is still alive. She is currently in recovery.

Yeah, then she just dies out of nowhere two days before the election. It will seal a tea party defeat.

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Re: A car parked outside
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2011, 07:46:38 PM »
They also are of the kind of christian that goes to bed at 9 and wakes up at 6 in the morning.

Ok, I"ll bite... what kind of Christian is that?   I'm a Christian, but I am no "morning person" - does that mean I'm not a Christian?  ;D

Unless you are the kind of christian that home schools their children, mandates that women only wear skirts, forces them to also wear a minimum of 3/4 length sleeves, and goes to a crazy church then no, you are not this kind of christian.

They go to a church that tried to get the mayor "impeached", (not kidding) for allowing a one day beer permit at the town octoberfest. This was the first time beer has been sold in the town since prohibition, but they thought he had destroyed the town.
Nope.  That ain't me at all.    I'm so libertarian, I think the "war on drugs" should be ended. 
Legalize and regulated the stuff, tax it to pay for rehab clinics - and let the drug cartels compete with Costco !   8)
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