Thanks to my odd schedule lately I have been posting on tfes around 1 am. Tonight 1 cars pulled up to my very christian neighbors house and sat there for approximately 3 minutes. One of them proceeded to drive off and leave the other parked on the street.
There are 2 things odd about this, the neighbors generally park in their driveway that is located in the alley behind their house. They also are of the kind of christian that goes to bed at 9 and wakes up at 6 in the morning.
I have never seen this car before, and there are no other houses close enough to where the car parked to assume they could have simply been parking near a different house. I am forced to believe that their presence has to do with me visiting this site. I shall go outside to investigate in a few minutes while I smoke, I perhaps will carry protection, but if I do not post here again it is safe to say that the conspiracy has finally gotten to me. Good luck and best wishes to you all if I do not return. If I make it back I will update this thread with a very lame recounting of me smoking a cigarette in a very John Travolta fashion.
Thank you.