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« on: August 28, 2006, 05:20:11 PM »
Gamma radiation in bananas has always been a concern for americans, but a new plant fertilizer used primarily in Africa is causing this level to increase, leaving adverse side effects on the human body.

This Needs to be taken seriously, and something needs to be done.

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Erasmus

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« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2006, 07:32:29 PM »
What's the new fertilizer?  Plutonium?
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

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« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2006, 08:05:14 PM »
Well duh Erasmus, what else would give it that nice healthy glow
he man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

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« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2006, 09:36:10 PM »
uranium.

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Ubuntu

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« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2006, 09:40:46 PM »
Zammalamadingdanganiumite.

Also known as soil.

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Erasmus

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« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2006, 09:46:09 PM »
Quote from: "Ubuntu"
Zammalamadingdanganiumite.


I am shocked and severely disappointed to learn that that is not the true if little-known term for dirt.
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

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WatchYourSurroundings

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« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2006, 02:19:51 PM »
Damn, I'm an idiot.  Someone lock this, please.

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« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2006, 02:42:08 PM »
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Damn, I'm an idiot.  Someone lock this, please.


Questionable behaviour.

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« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2006, 06:05:07 PM »
Now you just need to think of a way to blame George W. Bush for this and it will be a hit conspiracy theory.

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« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2006, 06:27:22 PM »
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Now you just need to think of a way to blame George W. Bush for this and it will be a hit conspiracy theory.


Do you really think George W. Bush is capable of organizing a conspiracy?

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« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2006, 12:18:14 PM »
He might just be sandbagging, you never know, I'd say he'd be at least smart enough to keep it going.
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« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2006, 12:31:47 PM »
Quote from: "Ubuntu"
Quote from: "LiamFly"
Now you just need to think of a way to blame George W. Bush for this and it will be a hit conspiracy theory.


Do you really think George W. Bush is capable of organizing a conspiracy?


No, but his cabinet is.
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