The United Cyberocracy of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

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Chris Spaghetti

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The United Cyberocracy of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
« on: December 28, 2010, 12:06:06 PM »
Clearly our dear coalition government has never heard of 4Chan, Anonymous, or Pharyngula because they've decided to let the Internet help decide which bills should pass into law:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12084525

Some of the great suggestions we could be hearing debated in the Commons soon:

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to introduce corporal punishment for Prime Ministers who lie whilst in office.
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/reject?id=142714

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to give freedom to Tooting
-There has been a tireless campaign since 1977 to establish Tooting as a republic in its own right. Freedom for Tooting is long overdue and should be addressed forthwith.
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/freedom-Tooting/#detail

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to nip round this weekend and give me a hand put me new windows in and paint the bog
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/helping-hand/

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Dr_Kumar_Yathish
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Doctors/

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to insist that Mr. Mark Gary Banham of Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire, wash more frequently than once a year.
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Markus/

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Introduce Compulsary Unicycle Riding Lessons For The Armed Forces.
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/unicycle/

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Ban Jerricho from all of the Internet.
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Banning/

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to To stop numpties creating Petitions and posting them on internet forums.
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/AntiPetition/


Any you'd like to see?

Re: The United Cyberocracy of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2010, 12:19:49 PM »
No fair, it won't let me submit a petition.
an vir

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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: The United Cyberocracy of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2010, 12:21:34 PM »
No fair, it won't let me submit a petition.

That website is now dead, they're going to re-activate it on .gov.uk

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fluffycornsnake

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Re: The United Cyberocracy of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2010, 06:13:18 PM »
Seems like common sense to me. Labour crying about it because they didn't think of it. ::)

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: The United Cyberocracy of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2010, 08:35:44 PM »
I laughed and laughed.  That is awesome.  Someone needs to petition for "Never Gonna Give You Up" to become the new national anthem.

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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: The United Cyberocracy of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2010, 04:27:08 AM »
I laughed and laughed.  That is awesome.  Someone needs to petition for "Never Gonna Give You Up" to become the new national anthem.

Haha, a nationwide Rick-Roll, fantastic!