I propose an appointed baby-murderer in every parish to ensure the destruction of all children before the age of accountability, the appointee will need to be a really strong believer who can daily repent for his murdering and re-accept the Holy Spirit. Over two generations, I predict an ascension rate of 74% at which point we need to appoint a secret Clerical police force to assassinate the children not killed by the Appointee or who were hidden by the parents.
Oh, and because those who haven't heard the message also get a free pass, the Appointee and the Secret police's agenda must be kept hidden from the general public, this should increase ascension rate to somewhere in the regoin of 90%
Or maybe I'll just write a short-story about it...