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"light bulbs"?
« on: November 08, 2010, 09:47:32 PM »
I believe light bulbs are actually darkness absorbers! Instead of burning out they get "full" of darkness! You can test this by putting your hand under a light and see the darkness gather on the other side of your hand where you're blocking it from entering the absorber!

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Trekky0623

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« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2010, 10:00:33 PM »
Semantics. This is just as legitimate as saying a ice cube gives off cold rather than absorbs heat.

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« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2010, 01:10:50 PM »
So if all light sources are actually absorbers, then where does the light come from in the first place?
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« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2010, 02:21:17 PM »
So if all light sources are actually absorbers, then where does the light come from in the first place?

Light is the absence of dark. This is the equivalent of asking where all the dark comes from.

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« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2010, 09:00:13 PM »
YOURE LIKE LEMMINGS!

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« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2010, 09:04:24 PM »
It is an interesting mindfuck. The only difference is that dark cant be emitted.  Funny.
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« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2010, 09:10:57 PM »
It is an interesting mindfuck. The only difference is that dark cant be emitted.  Funny.

Turn off your light. Darkness will fill the room.

Turn off your light = Turn on your darkness emitter.

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« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2010, 02:02:51 PM »
So if all light sources are actually absorbers, then where does the light come from in the first place?

Light is the absence of dark. This is the equivalent of asking where all the dark comes from.
Darkness comes from a lack of light.
I believe light bulbs are actually darkness absorbers! Instead of burning out they get "full" of darkness! You can test this by putting your hand under a light and see the darkness gather on the other side of your hand where you're blocking it from entering the absorber!
It's called a shadow.
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EireEngineer

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« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2010, 04:22:23 PM »
I guess it is like the difference between current flow and electron flow in electronics. Funny thread.
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« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2010, 07:05:21 PM »
I guess it is like the difference between current flow and electron flow in electronics. Funny thread.

No it isn't. In the case of electron flow, current flows in the opposite direction to the electrons because the electrons have an electric charge opposite to that of conventional current. In the case of light rays, there is no opposite to light; only its absence. Trekky's analogy of an ice cube giving off cold is more appropriate.
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Trekky0623

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« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2010, 08:22:03 PM »
To further this ridiculousness:

The Universe is naturally filled with electromagnetic waves, and Darkness removes them as it shines throughout the cosmos.

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« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2010, 01:04:01 PM »
It's true I tried it, a scientist friend of mine found that by creating a vacuum darkness dissipates, thus, light is the emission of darkness. SO dark absorbers it is! Open your eyes non believers! you can test it. :o

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« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2010, 01:05:16 PM »
Old. You're speaking to the discoverer of the darkton here.
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2010, 04:00:21 PM »
I guess it is like the difference between current flow and electron flow in electronics. Funny thread.

No it isn't. In the case of electron flow, current flows in the opposite direction to the electrons because the electrons have an electric charge opposite to that of conventional current. In the case of light rays, there is no opposite to light; only its absence. Trekky's analogy of an ice cube giving off cold is more appropriate.
Wow....Current flow is just a convention, not an intrinsic property lol.
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« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2010, 07:05:45 PM »
Wow....Current flow is just a convention, not an intrinsic property lol.

I have no idea what part of my post gave you the impression I did not know that, but I would suggest you learn to read.
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« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2010, 09:15:32 PM »
I... I meant it as a joke    0o

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« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2010, 09:19:31 PM »
I... I meant it as a joke    0o

Welcome to FES!  :)
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« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2010, 02:46:23 PM »
I... I meant it as a joke    0o

We know.

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« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2010, 07:48:01 AM »
I believe light bulbs are actually darkness absorbers! Instead of burning out they get "full" of darkness! You can test this by putting your hand under a light and see the darkness gather on the other side of your hand where you're blocking it from entering the absorber!

It's called "Dark Sucker Theory" and has  been around for a while.
http://members.dslextreme.com/users/rogermw/darksucker.html
https://www.msu.edu/user/dynicrai/physics/dark.htm
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« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2011, 01:53:08 PM »
I believe light bulbs are actually darkness absorbers! Instead of burning out they get "full" of darkness! You can test this by putting your hand under a light and see the darkness gather on the other side of your hand where you're blocking it from entering the absorber!

Yea, there is my proof... nothing (and no one) on this site are serious about what they are posting.   

Good laugh and mind exercise, tho.
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« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2011, 02:53:12 PM »
I believe light bulbs are actually darkness absorbers! Instead of burning out they get "full" of darkness! You can test this by putting your hand under a light and see the darkness gather on the other side of your hand where you're blocking it from entering the absorber!

Yea, there is my proof... nothing (and no one) on this site are serious about what they are posting.   

Good laugh and mind exercise, tho.

Im always about SERIOUS BUISNESS
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« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2011, 04:51:47 PM »
I believe light bulbs are actually darkness absorbers! Instead of burning out they get "full" of darkness! You can test this by putting your hand under a light and see the darkness gather on the other side of your hand where you're blocking it from entering the absorber!

Yea, there is my proof... nothing (and no one) on this site are serious about what they are posting.   

Good laugh and mind exercise, tho.

The guy has 16 posts and you're using holding him up as a holotype for all FEers?
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2011, 07:40:40 PM »
The guy has 16 posts and you're using holding him up as a holotype for all FEers?

Certainly, his post fits the "discussions" here very well:  A two or three sentence post of pseudo scientific nonsense, with no defense offered when challenged.

You guys are fun - now that I "get it".  
Pizzaguy IS about the most informative and logical REer here.

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« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2011, 07:43:36 PM »
The guy has 16 posts and you're using holding him up as a holotype for all FEers?

Certainly, his post fits the "discussions" here very well:  A two or three sentence post of pseudo scientific nonsense, with no defense offered when challenged.

You guys are fun - now that I "get it". 

No, you don't get it at all. You get it less now than when you were bewildered and angry.
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2011, 07:58:35 PM »
No, you don't get it at all. You get it less now than when you were bewildered and angry.
I was bewildered, but not angry.


And I DO get it.   ;)    (Kinda wish I hadn't caught on so fast - it was a fun day today, thinking I'd found a home of the fabled "Flat Earthers".)
Pizzaguy IS about the most informative and logical REer here.

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« Reply #25 on: January 03, 2011, 08:03:59 PM »
The guy has 16 posts and you're using holding him up as a holotype for all FEers?


You guys are fun - now that I "get it".  

you get that the world is flat?
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« Reply #26 on: January 04, 2011, 09:05:16 AM »
And I DO get it.   ;)    (Kinda wish I hadn't caught on so fast - it was a fun day today, thinking I'd found a home of the fabled "Flat Earthers".)

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« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2011, 04:54:12 AM »
Semantics. This is just as legitimate as saying a ice cube gives off cold rather than absorbs heat.
false.

temperature is the relative "excitement" of molecules.
light is a physical thing, not a quality of other things

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« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2011, 04:57:52 AM »
No, you don't get it at all. You get it less now than when you were bewildered and angry.
I was bewildered, but not angry.


And I DO get it.   ;)    (Kinda wish I hadn't caught on so fast - it was a fun day today, thinking I'd found a home of the fabled "Flat Earthers".)

What do you mean? this is as real as it gets, the last stop on the line. there is no other site. At least it was intended to be a real site