Dear Lord Wilmore

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Eddy Baby

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Dear Lord Wilmore
« on: October 24, 2010, 05:18:53 PM »
Please write a book full of intelligent observations about the universe and our existence, all rendered in an almost poetic form. Like Stephen Fry presenting Horizon using Terry Wogan's voice.

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Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2010, 06:19:41 PM »
Please write a book full of intelligent observations about the universe and our existence, all rendered in an almost poetic form. Like Stephen Fry presenting Horizon using Terry Wogan's voice.

This is in the wrong place, go to Random Musings.

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Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2010, 06:30:18 PM »
I would buy LW audio tapes.
I saw a slight haze in the hotel bathroom this morning after I took a shower, have I discovered a new planet?

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Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2010, 06:50:37 PM »
I would buy LW audio tapes.

Does he have a charismatic voice?

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Eddy Baby

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Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2010, 11:51:05 PM »
Probably. He's Irish.

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Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2010, 11:58:47 PM »
I'd buy a set.
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

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Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2010, 03:11:04 AM »
I can see it now...


"Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are crunchy, no doubt, but not too crunchy. They also possess the innate advantage of containing both cornflakes and nuts, so that they can be soggy and crunchy at the same time."
"I want truth for truth's sake, not for the applaud or approval of men. I would not reject truth because it is unpopular, nor accept error because it is popular. I should rather be right and stand alone than run with the multitude and be wrong." - C.S. DeFord

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Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2010, 09:09:57 AM »
I can see it now...


"Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are crunchy, no doubt, but not too crunchy. They also possess the innate advantage of containing both cornflakes and nuts, so that they can be soggy and crunchy at the same time."

I'd buy the shit out of those cornflakes if they made them here.

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Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2010, 06:19:42 PM »
I can see it now...


"Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are crunchy, no doubt, but not too crunchy. They also possess the innate advantage of containing both cornflakes and nuts, so that they can be soggy and crunchy at the same time."
Simultaneous crunchiness and sogginess?


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If I was asked to imagine a perfect deity, I would never invent one that suffers from a multiple personality disorder. Christians get points for originality there.

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Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2010, 01:10:23 AM »
I can see it now...


"Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are crunchy, no doubt, but not too crunchy. They also possess the innate advantage of containing both cornflakes and nuts, so that they can be soggy and crunchy at the same time."

I'd buy the shit out of those cornflakes if they made them here.


It probably sounds better than it is (cheap cereal nuts, not super-premium nuts), but it's still good stuff.
"I want truth for truth's sake, not for the applaud or approval of men. I would not reject truth because it is unpopular, nor accept error because it is popular. I should rather be right and stand alone than run with the multitude and be wrong." - C.S. DeFord

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Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2010, 01:58:59 AM »
I can see it now...


"Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are crunchy, no doubt, but not too crunchy. They also possess the innate advantage of containing both cornflakes and nuts, so that they can be soggy and crunchy at the same time."

I would buy this audio tape instantly.

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Eddy Baby

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Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2010, 02:52:10 AM »
Can we apply to get you on the Radio 2 Breakfast show?

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Raist

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Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2010, 12:25:05 PM »
I can see it now...


"Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are crunchy, no doubt, but not too crunchy. They also possess the innate advantage of containing both cornflakes and nuts, so that they can be soggy and crunchy at the same time."

I'd buy the shit out of those cornflakes if they made them here.


It probably sounds better than it is (cheap cereal nuts, not super-premium nuts), but it's still good stuff.

The concept sold me, the actual product is kind of a non issue.

Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2010, 02:17:48 AM »
How about the whole set of national geography?
It was hard to make up it

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Eddy Baby

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Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2010, 05:41:49 AM »
What

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Lord Wilmore

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Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2010, 06:27:43 AM »
How about the whole set of national geography?
It was hard to make up it


Actually, I am editor in chief of National Geography magazine.
"I want truth for truth's sake, not for the applaud or approval of men. I would not reject truth because it is unpopular, nor accept error because it is popular. I should rather be right and stand alone than run with the multitude and be wrong." - C.S. DeFord

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Raist

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Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2010, 04:34:39 PM »
How about the whole set of national geography?
It was hard to make up it


Actually, I am editor in chief of National Geography magazine.

I prefer to read popular machinists.

Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2010, 04:37:25 PM »
How about the whole set of national geography?
It was hard to make up it


Actually, I am editor in chief of National Geography magazine.
Really? Where can we subscribe? I've never heard it before, and Google didn't turn it up.
Keep it serious, Thork. You can troll, but don't be so open. We have standards

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Eddy Baby

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Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2010, 04:38:02 PM »
:(

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Raist

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Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2010, 04:39:09 PM »
How about the whole set of national geography?
It was hard to make up it


Actually, I am editor in chief of National Geography magazine.
Really? Where can we subscribe? I've never heard it before, and Google didn't turn it up.

You mean when harryi mentioned "national geography" it wasn't a real magazine? Wow, if only lord wilmore had known this his outrageous claim would seem more like a light hearted joke.

If only.

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Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #20 on: October 27, 2010, 05:30:53 PM »
How about the whole set of national geography?
It was hard to make up it


Actually, I am editor in chief of National Geography magazine.
Really? Where can we subscribe? I've never heard it before, and Google didn't turn it up.

You mean when harryi mentioned "national geography" it wasn't a real magazine? Wow, if only lord wilmore had known this his outrageous claim would seem more like a light hearted joke.

If only.

You have forgotten this is Clocktower we are talking about.

Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #21 on: October 27, 2010, 05:44:27 PM »
How about the whole set of national geography?
It was hard to make up it


Actually, I am editor in chief of National Geography magazine.
Really? Where can we subscribe? I've never heard it before, and Google didn't turn it up.

You mean when harryi mentioned "national geography" it wasn't a real magazine? Wow, if only lord wilmore had known this his outrageous claim would seem more like a light hearted joke.

If only.
Prove that it didn't seem like a light hearted joke.
Keep it serious, Thork. You can troll, but don't be so open. We have standards

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Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #22 on: October 27, 2010, 05:45:32 PM »
How about the whole set of national geography?
It was hard to make up it


Actually, I am editor in chief of National Geography magazine.
Really? Where can we subscribe? I've never heard it before, and Google didn't turn it up.

You mean when harryi mentioned "national geography" it wasn't a real magazine? Wow, if only lord wilmore had known this his outrageous claim would seem more like a light hearted joke.

If only.
Prove that it didn't seem like a light hearted joke.
Are you fucking autistic?

Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #23 on: October 27, 2010, 05:47:08 PM »
How about the whole set of national geography?
It was hard to make up it


Actually, I am editor in chief of National Geography magazine.
Really? Where can we subscribe? I've never heard it before, and Google didn't turn it up.

You mean when harryi mentioned "national geography" it wasn't a real magazine? Wow, if only lord wilmore had known this his outrageous claim would seem more like a light hearted joke.

If only.
Prove that it didn't seem like a light hearted joke.
Are you fucking autistic?
No. They've all been really rather intelligent so far. (Oh, if that was an offer, I decline respectfully.)
Keep it serious, Thork. You can troll, but don't be so open. We have standards

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Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #24 on: October 27, 2010, 05:49:44 PM »
I laughed.
I saw a slight haze in the hotel bathroom this morning after I took a shower, have I discovered a new planet?

Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #25 on: October 27, 2010, 05:52:39 PM »
I laughed.
Thanks. It's hard sometimes to switch to humor mode and be believed...
Keep it serious, Thork. You can troll, but don't be so open. We have standards

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Thork

Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #26 on: October 27, 2010, 05:57:32 PM »
I laughed.
Thanks. It's hard sometimes to switch to humor mode and be believed...
Don't you dare. You do not deserve one crumb of a soul. No more funnies from you. :(

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Raist

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Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #27 on: October 27, 2010, 06:01:08 PM »
How about the whole set of national geography?
It was hard to make up it


Actually, I am editor in chief of National Geography magazine.
Really? Where can we subscribe? I've never heard it before, and Google didn't turn it up.

You mean when harryi mentioned "national geography" it wasn't a real magazine? Wow, if only lord wilmore had known this his outrageous claim would seem more like a light hearted joke.

If only.
Prove that it didn't seem like a light hearted joke.

You win. Wilmore was making a light hearted joke.

Good job.

Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #28 on: October 27, 2010, 06:07:05 PM »
How about the whole set of national geography?
It was hard to make up it


Actually, I am editor in chief of National Geography magazine.
Really? Where can we subscribe? I've never heard it before, and Google didn't turn it up.

You mean when harryi mentioned "national geography" it wasn't a real magazine? Wow, if only lord wilmore had known this his outrageous claim would seem more like a light hearted joke.

If only.
Prove that it didn't seem like a light hearted joke.

You win. Wilmore was making a light hearted joke.

Good job.
It was the ole sneaky make-it-look-serious trick. Now if we can just get BF to set me up again so well...
Keep it serious, Thork. You can troll, but don't be so open. We have standards

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Raist

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Re: Dear Lord Wilmore
« Reply #29 on: October 27, 2010, 06:09:18 PM »
How about the whole set of national geography?
It was hard to make up it


Actually, I am editor in chief of National Geography magazine.
Really? Where can we subscribe? I've never heard it before, and Google didn't turn it up.

You mean when harryi mentioned "national geography" it wasn't a real magazine? Wow, if only lord wilmore had known this his outrageous claim would seem more like a light hearted joke.

If only.
Prove that it didn't seem like a light hearted joke.

You win. Wilmore was making a light hearted joke.

Good job.
It was the ole sneaky make-it-look-serious trick. Now if we can just get BF to set me up again so well...

We can only pray.