BS Meter reading off the charts.

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Wendy

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Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2010, 12:35:37 PM »
Homeopathy: "Man, this hydrochloric acid is diluted as shit in water. Gotta be sure not to spill any, or I'll dissolve like a motherfucker."
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2010, 02:24:48 PM »
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All the mass in the universe can be consolidated down into the size of a bowling ball...

My friend, the singularity would like to disagree with that...

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God sent them another Einstein called Steven Hawkins

Never heard of him...

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E=MC^2 and there's so little mass you can cross out the mass so it becomes Energy equals the speed of light.

No... if you make mass '0' then you have zero energy...

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a cell has cell walls, cell membrane

Not the ones in my body...

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You can break it down into tiny pieces of energy called electrons, protons...



Energy does not work that way!

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If you go to study physics...

yes, please do...

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So if we only transform energy, guess what disease is... we have transformed our energy state, that's what the definition of disease is.

My friend, the Dictionary takes umbrage to that...

"any impairment of normal physiological function affecting all or part of an organism, esp a specific pathological change caused by infection, stress, etc, producing characteristic symptoms; illness or sickness in general "

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we should be able to re-transform our energy

Go throw yourself in a fire, that will 're-transform your energy.' fairly dramatically...

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If I threw that bomb at his house would he be happy at me?

Depends how desperate he was for the insurance payout?


ooohhh dear god. I've never seen so many fields of science butchered in so many ways...
« Last Edit: October 08, 2010, 03:34:15 PM by Chris Spaghetti »

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Trekky0623

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Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2010, 03:13:18 PM »
ooohhh dear god. I've never seen so many fields of science butchered in so many ways...

You have to give her credit. She mentions dozens of areas in single paragraphs!

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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2010, 03:32:22 PM »
ooohhh dear god. I've never seen so many fields of science butchered in so many ways...

You have to give her credit. She mentions dozens of areas in single paragraphs!

Just keep saying energy until it becomes science!

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General Douchebag

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Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2010, 03:41:13 PM »
Our ears detect vibrating superstrings which were discovered by Einstein 2 who was God-sent, possibly with the intent of Einsteining harder. Interesting theory.

EDIT: A little bit of calculation confirms that a single cell can be equivalent to up to 135ZJ of energy, or 2250 Hiroshima bombs.
« Last Edit: October 09, 2010, 01:35:11 PM by General Douchebag »
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2010, 04:15:36 PM »
Also, this is how retarded the NHS can be:

http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/Homeopathy/Pages/Introduction.aspx

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« Last Edit: October 09, 2010, 11:58:01 AM by Trekky0623 »

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Eddy Baby

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Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2010, 02:34:41 PM »
Scientific fact: Anything in life can be likened to a Mitchell and Webb sketch.

Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2010, 05:08:17 PM »
How did she go from talking about Cosmos theories to diseases? Weirdest non-sequitur ever.

Also, I want whatever she is smoking. Must be some good shit.

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General Douchebag

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Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2010, 05:12:01 PM »
How did she go from talking about Cosmos theories to diseases? Weirdest non-sequitur ever.

Also, I want whatever she is smoking. Must be some good shit.

Yeah, I've heard good things about salvia.
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Vindictus

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Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2010, 05:29:06 PM »
Oh my God.

How do you even?

Are these people serious?

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Trekky0623

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Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2010, 06:33:44 PM »
Oh my God.

How do you even?

Are these people serious?

E = c2 *

*almost.

Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2010, 08:51:16 PM »
Apparently the 2 Einsteins existed at the same time.

Hawking was born on January 8, 1942. Einstein died in '55.

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Eddy Baby

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Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2010, 12:28:08 AM »
E = c2 *

*almost.

Also, sometimes ignore the squared.



How much mass are you? Fuck all.
The universe is as big as a bowling ball and bowling balls have pretty much fuck all mass.
Therefore light = energy.

I hereby submit my proof that light is energy.

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Vindictus

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Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2010, 02:04:39 AM »
Oh my God.

How do you even?

Are these people serious?

E = c2 *

*almost.

Made me chuckle more than that video.

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Crustinator

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Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2010, 04:14:44 AM »
I like it how she keeps pointing to someone on the front row. Like he's backing up everything she says. I'd love to see the expression on that guys face.

Her: Scientists have a thing called string theory. I don't know if any of you have studied this but they say we're all made up of bits of string, and what are strings?... (points to man on front)
Man: HELP! GET ME OUT OF HERE! I ONLY CAME IN TO USE THE WATER COOLER!
Her: ... that's right: ...wibbly wobbly vibrations!

Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2010, 05:37:31 AM »
Keep it serious, Thork. You can troll, but don't be so open. We have standards

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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2010, 09:31:57 AM »
Apparently the 2 Einsteins existed at the same time.

Hawking was born on January 8, 1942. Einstein died in '55.

Who cares about Hawking?

Steven Hawkins is Einstein II

Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2010, 09:42:23 AM »
Apparently the 2 Einsteins existed at the same time.

Hawking was born on January 8, 1942. Einstein died in '55.

Who cares about Hawking?

Steven Hawkins is Einstein II
Hmm. A lawyer this time? http://www.answers.com/topic/steven-hawkins
Keep it serious, Thork. You can troll, but don't be so open. We have standards

Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #20 on: October 11, 2010, 10:54:00 AM »
Apparently the 2 Einsteins existed at the same time.

Hawking was born on January 8, 1942. Einstein died in '55.

Who cares about Hawking?

Steven Hawkins is Einstein II
Hmm. A lawyer this time? http://www.answers.com/topic/steven-hawkins

Einstein has found a new love in life. The NAACP. We're screwed everyone.

Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2010, 11:02:14 AM »
Einstein has found a new love in life...
I suggest deleting that post as racially provocative.
Keep it serious, Thork. You can troll, but don't be so open. We have standards

Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #22 on: October 11, 2010, 12:00:28 PM »
How is that racially provocative? I can't dislike organizations now without being discriminatory? So if I hate the government, I hate black people because we have a black president  ???

Society blows in this day and age.

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General Douchebag

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Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #23 on: October 11, 2010, 12:06:19 PM »
How is that racially provocative? I can't dislike organizations now without being discriminatory? So if I hate the government, I hate black people because we have a black president  ???

Society blows in this day and age.

Just for future reference, taking anything Clocktower says or does seriously is folly.
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #24 on: October 11, 2010, 12:18:03 PM »
How is that racially provocative? I can't dislike organizations now without being discriminatory? So if I hate the government, I hate black people because we have a black president  ???

Society blows in this day and age.

Just for future reference, taking anything Clocktower says or does seriously is folly.

I find this true a lot of the time...

Anyway, back to the OP. I think homeopathy should be moved to pseudoscience instead of "alternative medicine". Legit alternative medicine like acupuncture shouldn't be lumped in with that sort of crap.

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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #25 on: October 12, 2010, 09:29:18 AM »
How is that racially provocative? I can't dislike organizations now without being discriminatory? So if I hate the government, I hate black people because we have a black president  ???

Society blows in this day and age.

Just for future reference, taking anything Clocktower says or does seriously is folly.

I find this true a lot of the time...

Anyway, back to the OP. I think homeopathy should be moved to pseudoscience instead of "alternative medicine". Legit alternative medicine like acupuncture shouldn't be lumped in with that sort of crap.

Acupuncture... legit...

lolwat

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Eddy Baby

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Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #26 on: October 12, 2010, 10:28:56 AM »
Who's Steven Hawkins? Steven Hawkings is the guy to watch.

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Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #27 on: October 12, 2010, 10:34:47 AM »
How is that racially provocative? I can't dislike organizations now without being discriminatory? So if I hate the government, I hate black people because we have a black president  ???

Society blows in this day and age.

Just for future reference, taking anything Clocktower says or does seriously is folly.

I find this true a lot of the time...

Anyway, back to the OP. I think homeopathy should be moved to pseudoscience instead of "alternative medicine". Legit alternative medicine like acupuncture shouldn't be lumped in with that sort of crap.

Just in case you're serious, you should really watch this video:
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Let me know what explanation you have.
I don't know what you're implying, but you're probably wrong.

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Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #28 on: October 12, 2010, 10:36:38 AM »
Given that most people do not drink enough water, Homeopathy is generally beneficial to the patient.

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Trekky0623

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Re: BS Meter reading off the charts.
« Reply #29 on: October 12, 2010, 12:03:23 PM »
Given that most people do not drink enough water, Homeopathy is generally beneficial to the patient.

Most tap water costs less than 1¢ per gallon.
I found a pricing on amazon at $70.00 for 2 oz of homeopathic water. That's $4480 per gallon.

You can get hydrated without spending shit tons of money.