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The Official Creativity Thread
« on: September 17, 2010, 01:34:56 PM »
Intended for anything really.
Post links to your music, your youtube videos, drawings, et cetera.

Here's a sketch I used to work out a character's design. Coloring added in photoshop later.
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Re: The official creativity thread
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2010, 01:36:57 PM »
Intended for anything really.
Post links to your music, your youtube videos, drawings, et cetera.

Here's a sketch I used to work out a character's design. Coloring added in photoshop later.


here's a poem I wrote:

Shut up parsifal
you are a horrid asshole
get the hell out now

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Re: The official creativity thread
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2010, 01:42:55 PM »
here's a poem I wrote:

Shut up parsifal
you are a horrid asshole
get the hell out now
Cute, but I think that's a haiku.
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Re: The official creativity thread
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2010, 01:57:08 PM »
here's a poem I wrote:

Shut up parsifal
you are a horrid asshole
get the hell out now
Cute, but I think that's a haiku.

A haiku is a poem.
The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to be broken. -Samuel Johnson

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Re: The Official Creativity Thread
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2010, 05:41:27 PM »
If I was asked to imagine a perfect deity, I would never invent one that suffers from a multiple personality disorder. Christians get points for originality there.

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Re: The Official Creativity Thread
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2010, 08:47:36 PM »
Dying by pagan hands, I hope.
Hadn't given it much thought, but I could see it.
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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2010, 02:57:10 AM »
<<Since you have nothing better to do than hang out here with
me, listen to a tune that I've been working on>>
(Sung to the tune of Whirling Death Spike's "Big Blue Orchids,
and Wild Blueberries")

Dur-dur-dur-dur-an-dal.
Dur-dur-dur-dur-an-dal.
He ain't no slouch, pal.

He'll make you smile,
Or cry,
Like Leela did baby:
Airlock love,
Big blue orchids,
Martian skies,
And wild Blueberries.

Dur-dur-dur-dur-an-dal.
Dur-dur-dur-dur-an-dal.
He ain't no slouch, pal.

Dur-dur-dur-dur-an-dal.
Dur-dur-dur-dur-an-dal.
He'll make you ouch, Hal.

He's got real guile,
Why Lady,
Did you have it daily?
Airlock Love,
No oxygen,
Suffocation.

Dur-dur-dur-dur-an-dal.
Dur-dur-dur-dur-an-dal.
He ain't no slouch, pal.

(Repeat Chorus 11 Times, changing key with each chorus)

Get lost, before I get annoyed and teleport you out into
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Re: The Official Creativity Thread
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2010, 10:39:35 AM »

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Re: The Official Creativity Thread
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2010, 07:52:46 AM »
Check my signature for The Book

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Re: The Official Creativity Thread
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2010, 09:56:34 AM »

you cant see moutains because you have no eyes
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Re: The Official Creativity Thread
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2010, 02:11:55 PM »
My deviantart looks exactly the same, Snackpack. Except for the fact that I deleted all the poems. Because seriously, who wants to read the poems of a 17-year-old with a less than perfect grasp of the English language?
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: The Official Creativity Thread
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2010, 02:18:23 PM »
I kept mine, because I have no qualms with my grasp of the English language.

I did write emo-poems though. Those were from before I started smoking pot.

Amazingly enough, as soon as I started smoking, I started writing about NATURE STUFF. Those poems and stuff aren't backed up, unless the teachers kept them.

Looking at my dA though, I wonder how well of a grasp of time I have. I remember most of that being a little bit older than its 'posted' dates.

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Re: The Official Creativity Thread
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2010, 03:21:29 PM »
Here's an unfinished project I was working on years ago. It was meant to be a basic RTS game, and I was planning on writing an AI for it but I really had no idea where to begin at the time, so I just turned it into a sort of "Defend Your Base" game with RTS elements, so that I would have a playable version of the game to show people.

http://masterchief2219.110mb.com/rtsgame.html

Due to a lack of right click in flash games, you will need to hold control and left click to place buildings, move units, ect.

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Re: The Official Creativity Thread
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2010, 07:03:08 PM »
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Re: The Official Creativity Thread
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2010, 07:26:19 PM »
I realized I has something Creative to contribute. My Old Speech script from Junior year, I didn't grammarize it because I'd just memorize it and then never look at it again. There shall be a video probally eventually when I find it, and my monocle. Its better with the actual spiders.
Never Die Again Yesterday: The Prequel
By John Heinze


Announcer: In a world where villains rule.  A Hero will Rise
John: (rise)
Announcer: The story of a man who will stop at nothing to fight a hero who will give anything. A struggle between good and evil. Coming to you immediately Never Die Again Yesterday: The Prequel!
random appliance guy: Ring Ring
John: Oh Gez Hello.
Agent: Is this John Heinze of 256 shoddy premise boulevard?
John: Yes
Agent: You?ve been drafted.
John: Wah?
rag:(Ding)
Agent: That?s me at the door. (he kicks it down) You are coming to join the CIA.
John: Wait how did this happen?
Agent: You filled out the wrong form at the DMV.
John: Woah woah woah. I can?t be in the CIA. Isn?t there training and requirements?
Agent: Well if you haven?t noticed we are kind of strapped for agents. I mean we have had to resort to tampering with DMV forms. Here come with me.
John: Don?t get me wrong if people are getting shot at and running away from explosions I?m the first guy in line?
Agent: Then you?re my man. I?m Agent Brad Awesome. I?m a rugged agent who goes off cannon to get the mission done, you may call me a lampoon. You are my new partner kid.
John: Well Brad
Agent: Call me Agent BA
John: Agent BA I cant be a CIA agent I?m afraid of things and stuff. Ooh and especially Giant swarming spiders with flaming chainsaws that go ?vreeeee curcurcur cur cur?
Agent: Want to know what my old partner said while he was dieing on his last day of the job?
John: What?
Agent: (dieing noises) but right before that he said ?B A tell my replacement to shut up and stop being such a little baby?
John: Did he really say that?
Agent: Na, he told me to tell his wife that he loved her or something. So you coming to be my partner Heinze?
John: Do I have a choice?
Agent: No, lets roll Ketchup.
John: So where we going B A?
Agent: I have received information from HQ that the base of a Dr. Novanikusinburg might be at a Gps sales stand by near a children?s theater.
John: Oh that must be Mama Goose?s kids theater.
Agent: Ever been to the place?
John: No anything with irregular plurals gives me the creeps.
Agent: Really? Mice Cacti teeth!
John: AHH!
Agent: Moose!
John: I?m not to sure if I should be afraid that or not. So what?s this Novanikusinburg guy up to anyway?
Agent: I don?t know but we think its something big. We are going to the theater and going to see what we can find.

Gary: Hi I?m Gary ?the walkin? informecial? Boyardee. I use my last name as ad space. If you?re like me you know that I know that you need to know where you are and where you wanna be. So I?m a guy you can buy the thing that tells you and I where you, I, we, me, and him are at. I?m talking Gps?s I got Tom-Tom, Garmin, Magellan, Lowrance, Furruino, Mio, and much much more. I got GPS?s out the wazoo!
Agent: Goes good with French fries, go see what this guy knows about Dr. Novanicuzinburg
John: Why can?t you do it?
Agent: It?s on the job training. What? you afraid of him Heinze?
John: No I?m just? a better visual learner.
Agent: Well, look at him well you talk to him.
John: Ok, as long as I don?t have to go by his wazoo. Excuse me.
Gary: Would you like to buy a GPS sir?
John: Well, no I just need to ask you some questions.
Gary: Come on buy one I got myself to feed. I got to get fat enough to fit a full length and width mirror so I can tattoo in an advertisement for Pepsi.
John: That sounds terribly unhealthy.
Gary: Hey I ain?t here questioning your life choices am I? Now are you going buy a GPS or am I going have to make ye leave?
John: Well um...what do I have to buy to ask you some questions?
Gary: You could buy a Tom-Tom and stay here till noon, but at 12:00 you have to buy a Garmin. One costs 150 samoleans.
John: 150 bucks! Where do you get these things?
Gary: Who wants to know?
John: The guy who just paid 150 bucks for your broken gizmo.
Gary: Oh right yea, I know a guy.
John: That?s pretty vague.
Gary: I don?t come to where you work and question your specificity.
John: Well do you know anything about a Dr. Novanicusinburg?
Gary: Do you know the difference between apathy and empathy?
John: No.
Gary: I don?t know and I don?t care
John: Can you give me any information   ?
Agent: What are you doing catsup?
John: Catsup?
Agent: Thought I?d switch it up a bit. You don?t ask for info you take it. Where is Novancuzinburg?
Gary: whoa whoa. Buddy, you should take a tip fromn this guy he knows what he?s doing.
Agent: Quit stalling and answer me!
Gary: Okay okay. The good doctor runs a small harmonica stand on fifty third and segway lane. Tell him I sent ya and we both get a free tuning fork.
Agent: Alright. Get lost punk.
John: Aww sweet an tuning fork.
Agent: Shaddup we?re almost there.
John: oh yeah. Wow that stand was really close. Hi Gary.
Gary: eh.
Agent : What do you expect we only got 8 minutes?
John: until?
Novanicuzinburg: Until the world ends!
Agent: Novanicusinburg we meet again!
Nov: welcome to my lair!
Agent: the harmonica stand? Hey gary.
Gary: eh
Nov:Not the harmonica stand! The Lair!!!!(button push)
Scene change
Nov: Agent Ba! This time you won?t be such a thorn my side. Ahaha!(pushes button)
Agent: argghhh!
Nov: Now that I have you captured I can reveal my plan. I have programed every gps in the world to cause traffic collisions all over the world.
Agent: I don?t understand?
Nov:  Why do they never understand? Observe.
Driver: (singing Boom boom)
Rag: Violently swerve left
Driver: okay (crash) this isn?t the mini mart?
Nov: I will be the ruler of All that I see. Much like My Idol Yertule the turtle!
Agent: How did you come up with such a dastardly plot?
Nov: I invented a machine to do it for me. Meet the Plot device!
PD: beep! Boop! Rising action!
Agent: There?s no other way! John You have to help me and save the day!
John: I?m scared!
Agent: do it!
John: okay?
Nov: Who are you?
John: I?m ..well.. I?m his partener I guess? and I think I need to ?um ? stop you?
Nov: Well lets see how you handle my full circle weapon. You have to cassually walk by these!
Spiders: vrrr vrrr vr cur cur cur
John: aqhhh
Nov: Yes Spider with chainsaws that go vrr cur cru cur!
John Ahhh!
Agent:  Figures? Well I?m done for.
Nov: N0 freakin? way! Evil doesn?t. Win we?re just in it for the style. I mean I never even really finished the whole GPS plan. I only had enough in the budget for that video and the cardboard spiders.
John: (plugging his ears) gotta be brave theere are no spiderts going to save the world .
Nov: I don?t even know what to do after I destroy the world. Its not like people will like me at all? Only those Emo kids will, and we all know they aren?t people.
John: I think I made it. Now to press the button and end it. Here it is ?Dues ex machina?. (push)
Nov: He stopped me? No how?  Why is there always a button? Actually I?m sorta relieved!
Agent: You?re coming with me Novanikisinburg.
Nov: but you can?t capture me because?. I?m a ghost!
John: ahh!
Agent:  Stop messing around. Your still going to jail.
Nov: Fine. But I?ll be back. Curse you John Heinze!
Agent: well done John boy. You got someone cursing your name.
John: Why thank you brad.
Agent: That?s BA to you kid.
John:  I guess some things never change.
RAG: Beep boop bob. Fail.
Announcer: In a world where a coward has saved the day!, A new type of story will unfold. Coming to you next fall. John Heinze is Ketchup man!


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Re: The Official Creativity Thread
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2010, 07:38:36 PM »
I wish I had made a copy of my scripts. Those were my strongest writing. I was so good at writing scripts...

Oh well.


Maybe I'll try again when I get high, MOTHERFUH-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Re: The Official Creativity Thread
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2010, 07:54:32 PM »
That script got me a medal with a turkey on it.
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« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2010, 08:02:12 PM »
A medal with a turkey?

All my scripts got me were a way to kill time and a grade. Lucky you.

I might write up my MOVIE SCRIPT but its extremely anime and I don't think anyone here would actually even want to read it...

If I could find my Comp11 essay, I'd love to show that off. Had to do a 12 page essay on something of our choosing. Of course, the example was abortion. We were supposed to argue a point or something and provide lots of facts. Me being the rebellious bastard I was chose something with no facts at all, the supernatural. It was challenging, but very fun. I don't think I got a great grade on it though because of the topic and the fact base, although I cited all my sources and showed little to no grammatical mistakes. I even bound it with parts of my leather duster trenchcoat, which was already falling apart.

I did the same with the movie script I have. We were supposed to write a 10 page script for theater class to act out (one of their choice), but I chose something that I had been working on (in book form) for my script. I got a pretty good grade on that though.
I was a helluva writer, MOTHERFUH-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Re: The Official Creativity Thread
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2010, 08:06:23 PM »
I won a couple medals, Though it was not just the script but the acting of being the characters. Ask Franklin he knows. OHI.
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« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2010, 05:10:20 AM »
I don't speak to Franklin. Thats his choice though.

You act?

I can't stand acting. It's extremely annoying, and I'm bad at it.

I had theater class. I did some more of the rebellious stuff and got away with being the project designer for everything. Only had to act a few times, mostly just advertised the upcoming plays though.

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Re: The Official Creativity Thread
« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2010, 04:26:42 PM »
If I explain any further I risk being human.
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« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2010, 09:20:25 PM »
I won a couple medals, Though it was not just the script but the acting of being the characters. Ask Franklin he knows. OHI.
Not bad. The best I have gotten is the semi-infamous pirate duck.

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Re: The Official Creativity Thread
« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2010, 03:16:54 PM »
Thorton Turkey toureny. Winning team gets a dead Turkey thats lowered from the Balconey.
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« Reply #23 on: September 26, 2010, 02:37:19 AM »

Digital painting.
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Re: The Official Creativity Thread
« Reply #24 on: September 28, 2010, 11:06:02 AM »

Digital painting.
That's fucking amazing. I just recently bought an Intuos 4 and starting to get into it. Started drawing a Dodge Viper but gave up lol :(

Was that done with Photoshop?

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Re: The Official Creativity Thread
« Reply #25 on: September 28, 2010, 11:07:29 AM »
In my spare time I mix trance/hard house/happy hardcore.

http://www.mix.dj/systemshox-1881.html

I'm not the best, but I'd say I'm not bad too lol

Enjoy.

"Mashed" is my latest mix, and probably best.

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Re: The Official Creativity Thread
« Reply #26 on: September 28, 2010, 11:44:41 AM »
I'll post up some pictures of what I do in my free time later. :D
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Re: The Official Creativity Thread
« Reply #27 on: September 28, 2010, 11:47:45 AM »
I could post some films...

But I'm not going to.

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« Reply #28 on: September 28, 2010, 11:55:58 AM »
I'll post up some pictures of what I do in my free time later. :D



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« Reply #29 on: September 28, 2010, 12:36:36 PM »
I'll post up some pictures of what I do in my free time later. :D



Correct? :P
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