The end of the world is May 21, 2011

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Ichimaru Gin :]

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The end of the world is May 21, 2011
« on: August 04, 2010, 02:28:41 PM »
I keep hearing this over and over on Bible family radio...but why? Is there any reason or evidence (ex:a passage from the Bible) that supports this?
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Re: The end of the world is May 21, 2011
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2010, 02:41:02 PM »
"And God said the world will end on May 21 2011"
Can't remember the location, but have a Google
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Re: The end of the world is May 21, 2011
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2010, 02:59:15 PM »
 ::) There are always ridiculous interpretations about the apocalypse from bible-code type shit. It's the same way they can interpret the 7 days in Genesis to be 10,000 years and shit like that. Lets discuss this very little, shall we?
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Re: The end of the world is May 21, 2011
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2010, 03:10:59 PM »
http://articles.sfgate.com/2010-01-01/bay-area/17466332_1_east-bay-bay-area-first-time-camping
^The guy from the radio show.

This is HIS proof :
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Meaning in numbers
By Camping's understanding, the Bible was dictated by God and every word and number carries a spiritual significance. He noticed that particular numbers appeared in the Bible at the same time particular themes are discussed.

The number 5, Camping concluded, equals "atonement." Ten is "completeness." Seventeen means "heaven." Camping patiently explained how he reached his conclusion for May 21, 2011.

"Christ hung on the cross April 1, 33 A.D.," he began. "Now go to April 1 of 2011 A.D., and that's 1,978 years."

Camping then multiplied 1,978 by 365.2422 days - the number of days in each solar year, not to be confused with a calendar year.

Next, Camping noted that April 1 to May 21 encompasses 51 days. Add 51 to the sum of previous multiplication total, and it equals 722,500.

Camping realized that (5 x 10 x 17) x (5 x 10 x 17) = 722,500.

Or put into words: (Atonement x Completeness x Heaven), squared.

"Five times 10 times 17 is telling you a story," Camping said. "It's the story from the time Christ made payment for your sins until you're completely saved.

"I tell ya, I just about fell off my chair when I realized that," Camping said.
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Re: The end of the world is May 21, 2011
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2010, 03:12:36 PM »
Trying to predict the end of the world is pretty stupid. If you're right, you can't brag to anyone. If you're wrong, you look like a fool.

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Re: The end of the world is May 21, 2011
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2010, 03:14:03 PM »
I always thought the Bible said something along the lines of no man will know when the world is ending.
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Re: The end of the world is May 21, 2011
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2010, 03:15:43 PM »
Damn, I know so many spoofs of this kind of thinking but I can't remember any of them. wait...well, I guess one of the obvious one kind of is the South Park alien episode with Jeff Goldblum. But I can't understand anyone who swallows this tripe. Like I said, it's just like the bible code where you can find anything when you arrange the search parameters the perfect way.
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Re: The end of the world is May 21, 2011
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2010, 03:25:38 PM »
Another with claims http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/index.html

I'm scared  :-[
I saw a slight haze in the hotel bathroom this morning after I took a shower, have I discovered a new planet?

Re: The end of the world is May 21, 2011
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2010, 08:17:37 PM »
God is a pretty nice guy. He will blow up the world and doesn't afraid of anything

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Re: The end of the world is May 21, 2011
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2010, 10:17:25 PM »
I keep hearing this over and over on Bible family radio...but why? Is there any reason or evidence (ex:a passage from the Bible) that supports this?
May 22nd 2011 will be an awesome day for those stations.
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Re: The end of the world is May 21, 2011
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2010, 04:11:32 AM »
I keep hearing this over and over on Bible family radio...but why? Is there any reason or evidence (ex:a passage from the Bible) that supports this?

Why in God's name were you listening to Bible family radio?

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Re: The end of the world is May 21, 2011
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2010, 05:13:07 AM »
I want to know how he 'worked out' that '5' = 'atonement' rather than, say 7 or 34 or 76 or 173 or 3873

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Re: The end of the world is May 21, 2011
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2010, 10:45:04 PM »
The world will end in the year 5.5/apple/26.

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Re: The end of the world is May 21, 2011
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2010, 09:41:16 AM »
They keep reciting this day as the end of everything  :'( I don't want it to be...
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Re: The end of the world is May 21, 2011
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2010, 02:40:58 PM »
They keep reciting this day as the end of everything  :'( I don't want it to be...

Pfft.
The world will end when the Sun explodes into a red giant. 
Or a large asteroid smashes into us.
Or we nuke ourselves into oblivion with carefully targeted strikes that are designed to irradiate all areas of the planet.
Anything else is just a bad day.

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Re: The end of the world is May 21, 2011
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2010, 09:20:20 AM »
The world will end in the year 5.5/apple/26.

Doctor Who FTW

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Re: The end of the world is May 21, 2011
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2010, 06:48:02 AM »
Another with claims http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/index.html

I'm scared  :-[
Oh what the fuck

The End of the World
October 21, 2011

The purpose of this tract is to inform you of the great urgency there now is in the world for each and every person to be reconciled to God.  The Bible is the Word of God!  Everything the Bible declares has the full authority of God Himself.  Now, at this time, information is coming forth from the Bible which clearly reveals God?s plan for Judgment Day and the end of the world itself.  The Bible has opened up its secrets concerning the timeline of history.  This information was never previously known because God had closed up His Word blocking any attempt to gain knowledge of the end of the world.  We read about this in the book of Daniel:

Daniel 12:9 And he said, Go thy way, Daniel: for the words are closed up and sealed till the time of the end.

However, now in our present day, God has opened up His Word (the Bible) to reveal a great deal of truth concerning the end of time (and many other teachings).  Also, in the same chapter of Daniel, it says:

Daniel 12:4 But thou, O Daniel, shut up the words, and seal the book, even to the time of the end: many shall run to and fro, and knowledge shall be increased.

God is now opening up His Word because we have arrived at the time of the end.  For this reason, it has become very obvious to the serious student of the Bible that we are now living in the last few days of earth?s history.  As a matter of fact, because we are living at the end of time, God is now revealing to His people the following information


2011 AD?On May 21st, Judgment Day will begin and the rapture (the taking up into heaven of God?s elect people) will occur at the end of the 23-year great tribulation.  On October 21st, the world will be destroyed by fire (7000 years from the flood; 13,023 years from creation).

On my fucking 30th birthday?

Thats pretty damn lame.

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Re: The end of the world is May 21, 2011
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2010, 02:25:11 PM »
May 21, 2011 is my wedding day.  If the world came to an end, that would suck.
I don't know what you're implying, but you're probably wrong.

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Re: The end of the world is May 21, 2011
« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2010, 08:33:44 AM »
We should get married halfway between your wedding and my birthday/

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Re: The end of the world is May 21, 2011
« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2010, 07:40:44 AM »
May 21, 2011 is my wedding day.  If the world came to an end, that would suck.

One hell of a firework show

End of the world
« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2010, 06:15:13 PM »


what do you think about this guy? he says Jesus is coming back on may 21st 2011
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Re: End of the world
« Reply #21 on: September 29, 2010, 06:52:29 PM »
Jesus already came back but everyone thought he was nuts.

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Re: End of the world
« Reply #22 on: September 29, 2010, 08:17:04 PM »
Jesus already came back but everyone thought he was nuts.

Levee is Jesus?!
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Re: End of the world
« Reply #23 on: September 29, 2010, 08:22:01 PM »
Jesus came back just after the 1200s, in rural Spain. He performed a miracle or two but was killed by the ignorant masses (again) for practicing witchcraft and for refusing to bow to the Authoritah of the Roman Catholic Church.


After that, God decided Earth was no longer worth it and moved on.

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Re: End of the world
« Reply #24 on: September 29, 2010, 08:33:58 PM »
Jesus already came back but everyone thought he was nuts.

Levee is Jesus?!

Exactly my thoughts.
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Re: End of the world
« Reply #25 on: September 29, 2010, 08:37:51 PM »
If Jesus returns to Earth, walks up to me, and gives me a high five that turns my entire right arm into solid gold - I'll believe him.
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Re: End of the world
« Reply #26 on: September 29, 2010, 09:12:44 PM »
I don't think I'd buy it.  Who's to say it's not some alien or alternate-dimension being with the midas touch?
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Re: End of the world
« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2010, 09:21:57 PM »
I don't think I'd buy it.  Who's to say it's not some alien or alternate-dimension being with the midas touch?
If you're willing to see that possibility.... to what actual lengths would Jesus have to go to prove to you that he is indeed Jesus?
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Re: End of the world
« Reply #28 on: September 30, 2010, 05:03:10 AM »
That guy looks old enough to be Jesus himself.

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Re: The end of the world is May 21, 2011
« Reply #29 on: September 30, 2010, 05:43:54 AM »
merg'd.
I saw a slight haze in the hotel bathroom this morning after I took a shower, have I discovered a new planet?