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want to change my life
« on: July 24, 2010, 08:12:56 AM »
im low I need to change my life how can I start?  :-[
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Re: want to change my life
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2010, 09:20:09 AM »
Buy a shit hot car and a house with two garages and a latvian prostitute (they're the best btw)
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Re: want to change my life
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2010, 09:45:51 AM »
Quote from: Crustinator on July 24, 2010, 09:20:09 AM
Buy a shit hot car and a house with two garages and a latvian prostitute (they're the best btw)

thanks for the advice
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Re: want to change my life
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2010, 09:49:16 AM »
Well it depends on WHERE you want to go.

You could decide to help orphans in Africa or you could decide to kill orphans in Africa.  Lots of options really.
But the first step is to admit your life sucks.
Next, pick something you think you'll like.
Third, stick with it.  Bring a friend to help you keep going with motivation, like a whip.
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Re: want to change my life
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2010, 05:14:26 PM »
Every time I think 3D World is finally dead he/she comes back the next day.
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Re: want to change my life
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2010, 09:53:37 PM »
You should Fight the power! Find a power and Fight it. Electricty is due for a good fighting.
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« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2010, 09:55:44 PM »
You can start by transferring about $100,000 to my paypal account.  I guarantee your life would be changed.
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Re: want to change my life
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2010, 04:54:40 AM »
Move away.
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Re: want to change my life
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2010, 08:19:11 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2010, 12:58:18 AM »
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Re: want to change my life
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2010, 03:46:12 AM »
Sex, drugs video games and rock n' roll.
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Re: want to change my life
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2010, 04:48:04 PM »
It's never too late to start a high interest long term savings account.
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Re: want to change my life
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2010, 02:26:36 AM »
I am reanlly miserable and feel selfish and stupidd because there are people whoo are in worse situations than me and they deal with it
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Re: want to change my life
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2010, 03:10:36 PM »
Quote from: three-dimensional-world on July 27, 2010, 02:26:36 AM
I am reanlly miserable and feel selfish and stupidd because there are people whoo are in worse situations than me and they deal with it

You'd feel less miserable selfish and stupid if you donated to the FES cause.

And also to me.
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Re: want to change my life
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2010, 05:01:27 PM »
Quote from: Lorddave on July 24, 2010, 09:49:16 AM
Well it depends on WHERE you want to go.

You could decide to help orphans in Africa or you could decide to kill orphans in Africa.  Lots of options really.
But the first step is to admit your life sucks.
Next, pick something you think you'll like.
Third, stick with it.  Bring a friend to help you keep going with motivation, like a whip.

I laughed out loud.  You have the award - see RM !
"The Golden Crest of Laughter" award for the largest laugh today.

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Re: want to change my life
« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2010, 05:10:47 PM »
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Re: want to change my life
« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2010, 05:24:32 PM »
Quote from: three-dimensional-world on July 27, 2010, 02:26:36 AM
I am reanlly miserable and feel selfish and stupidd because there are people whoo are in worse situations than me and they deal with it.

I think you should go see R Lee Ermey.  Hes a great therapist.

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Re: want to change my life
« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2010, 09:16:24 PM »
Quote from: three-dimensional-world on July 27, 2010, 02:26:36 AM
I am reanlly miserable and feel selfish and stupidd because there are people whoo are in worse situations than me and they deal with it

Depression is balls, but you also need to have some dignity. The only real solutions are to get tighter with friends, take risks with meeting people, and find a purpose for your life.
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Quote from: Parsifal on July 26, 2010, 04:39:24 PM
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Re: want to change my life
« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2010, 09:20:16 PM »
Quote from: Benocrates on July 27, 2010, 09:16:24 PM
Quote from: three-dimensional-world on July 27, 2010, 02:26:36 AM
I am reanlly miserable and feel selfish and stupidd because there are people whoo are in worse situations than me and they deal with it

Depression is balls, but you also need to have some dignity. The only real solutions are to get tighter with friends, take risks with meeting people, and find a purpose for your life.

Great answer Ben.

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Re: want to change my life
« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2010, 01:52:11 AM »
I just ran 2 miles and I feel like superman. Try working out.
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Re: want to change my life
« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2010, 07:25:30 AM »
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Re: want to change my life
« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2010, 08:55:32 AM »
Quote from: Fortuna on July 28, 2010, 01:52:11 AM
I just ran 2 miles and I feel like superman. Try working out.

this too.
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Re: want to change my life
« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2010, 10:49:23 AM »
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Re: want to change my life
« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2010, 10:58:34 AM »
I think we learned a lot here today kids. There are many ways to be happy and deppression is a serious issue. To avoid it you can use methods such as therapy, working out, taking risks, or just doing the hokey pokey.
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Quote from: Roundy the Truthinessist on April 12, 2010, 02:47:19 PM
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Re: want to change my life
« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2010, 12:58:11 PM »
Quote from: Vongeo on July 28, 2010, 10:58:34 AM
I think we learned a lot here today kids. There are many ways to be happy and deppression is a serious issue. To avoid it you can use methods such as therapy, working out, taking risks, or just doing the hokey pokey.

Sometimes when I get down, I just have to do silly nonsense OR listen to music to break me out of a blue funk.  I wasn't trying to be disrespectful, just trying to break up the mood.

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Re: want to change my life
« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2010, 10:58:54 PM »
Quote from: babsinva on July 28, 2010, 12:58:11 PM
Quote from: Vongeo on July 28, 2010, 10:58:34 AM
I think we learned a lot here today kids. There are many ways to be happy and deppression is a serious issue. To avoid it you can use methods such as therapy, working out, taking risks, or just doing the hokey pokey.

Sometimes when I get down, I just have to do silly nonsense OR listen to music to break me out of a blue funk.  I wasn't trying to be disrespectful, just trying to break up the mood.


I wan't trying to be disrespectful I was just wanting to be Barney or something to that effect.
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Quote from: Roundy the Truthinessist on April 12, 2010, 02:47:19 PM
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Re: want to change my life
« Reply #26 on: July 29, 2010, 02:46:14 AM »
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Re: want to change my life
« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2010, 03:34:47 AM »
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