Children

Quote from: Catchpa on July 09, 2010, 07:43:02 AM

Maybe if I could ignore all the trolls we wouldn't see threads like this.

If you could, this forum would have very little content

  Ohhhhh, you speak the truthiness there my logical friend..... LOL

Posts like this are just about the funniest things I read on the internet.  Reminds me of when I took my two boys on holiday when they were two and four, went something like this, "He's touching me"  "Huh Uhhh, he's on my side of the car." "Stop looking at me!"   To which I replied, "Don't make me turn this car around and go back home!"

What? Why was a two or four year old driving? You are a fucking failure as a parent.

What? Why was a two or four year old driving? You are a fucking failure as a parent.

If you can teach a 4 year old to drive cross country you are an amazing parent.

Quote from: Sean on July 15, 2010, 10:43:18 AM

What? Why was a two or four year old driving? You are a fucking failure as a parent.

If you can teach a 4 year old to drive cross country you are an amazing parent.

That is assuming you did teach them and not just told them to drive or be grounded (uh, or have their candy taken away) instead.

Quote from: Raist on July 15, 2010, 10:46:17 AM

Quote from: Sean on July 15, 2010, 10:43:18 AM

What? Why was a two or four year old driving? You are a fucking failure as a parent.

If you can teach a 4 year old to drive cross country you are an amazing parent.

That is assuming you did teach them and not just told them to drive or be grounded (uh, or have their candy taken away) instead.

You said he was driving and they crossed the country. QED great parent.

You said he was driving and they crossed the country. QED great parent.

His post doesn't say they crossed the country, or succeeded to reach their destination.
Horrible parent for even trying this; QED.

Quote from: Raist on July 16, 2010, 02:12:58 AM

You said he was driving and they crossed the country. QED great parent.

His post doesn't say they crossed the country, or succeeded to reach their destination.
Horrible parent for even trying this; QED.

I think you are confusing good with ability to raise idiotic average children. Excellent teachers can teach the extremes.

What? Why was a two or four year old driving? You are a fucking failure as a parent.

You are so right, that's why one of those is an officer in the Army and the other is an officer in the Air Force, because I failed as a parent.  Shame on me.

What is truly sad is that you children have nothing better to do than make lame attempts at humor.  FAIL.....  However, if it makes you feel all grown up, then I'm happy to have helped your little juvenile tirade.  Peace.

My sons are the president and a general.

My sons are a president and a prime minister.

My sons are Sean and Dann.

My Dad is a founding father and my brother is mucky.

Quote from: Sean on July 15, 2010, 10:43:18 AM

What? Why was a two or four year old driving? You are a fucking failure as a parent.

You are so right, that's why one of those is an officer in the Army and the other is an officer in the Air Force, because I failed as a parent.  Shame on me.

Being 2 and 4?! Okay, I concede, you're an amazing parent.

My sons are Sean and Dann.

I used to listen to a classic rock radio station when I was a kid with two DJs named Shawn and Dan that had a morning show.  They used "We Will Rock You" tune for their theme song, which went "SHAWN AND DAN ARE STUPID!" instead of "WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!"

True story.

Thank god their names weren't Sean and Dann

Quote from: Atheist PhD on July 16, 2010, 02:57:42 PM

Quote from: Sean on July 15, 2010, 10:43:18 AM

What? Why was a two or four year old driving? You are a fucking failure as a parent.

You are so right, that's why one of those is an officer in the Army and the other is an officer in the Air Force, because I failed as a parent.  Shame on me.

Being 2 and 4?! Okay, I concede, you're an amazing parent.

Thank you, finally some agreement, I am an amazing parent.  "takes a bow"

I wish I could make a 2yo child an officer.

I wish I could make a 2yo child an officer.

Your wit continues to underwhelm me.

Quote from: PizzaPlanet on July 18, 2010, 12:18:23 PM

I wish I could make a 2yo child an officer.

Your wit continues to underwhelm me.

Your presence here is a mystery to which i can barely conceal my indifference.

If you decry everything, and indeed, everyone you encounter here then why do you continue to rack up your post count.

Tip; Try "This place is shit and it's not worth my time."

That's 1 post instead of 72.

Saves your time and the sites bandwith.
 

Quote from: Atheist PhD on July 18, 2010, 03:43:35 PM

Quote from: PizzaPlanet on July 18, 2010, 12:18:23 PM

I wish I could make a 2yo child an officer.

Your wit continues to underwhelm me.

Your presence here is a mystery to which i can barely conceal my indifference.

If you decry everything, and indeed, everyone you encounter here then why do you continue to rack up your post count.

Tip; Try "This place is shit and it's not worth my time."

That's 1 post instead of 72.

Saves your time and the sites bandwith.
 

I don't think you'll get a good answer from him.  Just look at sokarul.