Dear Mr. Lincoln We Colored People have taken a vote and decided that we don't cotton to that whole emancipation thing. Freedom means having to work for real, think for ourselves, and take consequences along with the rewards. That is just far too much to ask of us Colored People and we demand that it stop! In fact we held a big meeting and took a vote in Kansas City this week. We voted to condemn a political revival of that old abolitionist spirit called the 'tea party movement'. The tea party position to "end the bailouts" for example is just silly. Bailouts are just big money welfare and isn't that what we want all Coloreds to strive for? What kind of racist would want to end big money welfare? What they need to do is start handing the bail outs directly to us coloreds! Of course, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People is the only responsible party that should be granted the right to disperse the funds. And the ridiculous idea of "reduce[ing] the size and intrusiveness of government." What kind of massa would ever not want to control my life? As Coloreds we must have somebody care for us otherwise we would be on our own, have to think for ourselves and make decisions! The racist tea parties also demand that the government "stop the out of control spending." Again, they directly target Colored People. That means we Colored People would have to compete for jobs like everybody else and that is just not right. Perhaps the most racist point of all in the tea parties is their demand that government "stop raising our taxes." That is outrageous! How will we Colored People ever get a wide screen TV in every room if non-coloreds get to keep what they earn? Totally racist! The tea party expects coloreds to be productive members of society? Mr. Lincoln, you were the greatest racist ever. We had a great gig. Three squares, room and board, all our decisions made by the massa in the house. Please repeal the 13th and 14th Amendments and let us get back to where we belong. Sincerely Precious Ben Jealous, Tom's Nephew National Association for the Advancement of Colored People Head Colored Person
I would suggest to those offended by the term ?Colored People? (the phrase that made my article so controversial) please contact the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People and join me in calling for an end to their use of the racial slur and that Mr. Jealous take me up on my offer to travel with me on the next Tea Party Express so that he may meet all of you in person. His contact information is below.Sincerely,Mark Williams
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.
Is the designation "tea party" supposed to be some kind of a reminder of the infamous "Boston tea party" and to compare the Democrats administration with King George III and the British Parliament?
Quote from: parsec on July 19, 2010, 11:39:13 AMIs the designation "tea party" supposed to be some kind of a reminder of the infamous "Boston tea party" and to compare the Democrats administration with King George III and the British Parliament?Technically, it stands for "Taxed Enough Already", but yeah, it's definitely a reference to the Boston Tea Party. I wonder if they honestly didn't realize, when coining that name, that they would be universally mocked as "teabaggers".
Oh take me now and ravish me, Wardogg.
Mark my words, there is a race war coming in America. And it won't be started by whites.
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE on July 19, 2010, 05:35:12 PMMark my words, there is a race war coming in America. And it won't be started by whites. Just keep it below the 49th parallel, k? We don't want any part of your crazy squabbling.
Quote from: Mykael on July 19, 2010, 05:37:40 PMQuote from: WardoggKC130FE on July 19, 2010, 05:35:12 PMMark my words, there is a race war coming in America. And it won't be started by whites. Just keep it below the 49th parallel, k? We don't want any part of your crazy squabbling.I'll be in Montana.
Mark my words, there is a race war coming in America.
History isn't funny, people died.
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE on July 19, 2010, 05:35:12 PMMark my words, there is a race war coming in America.You really believe that?
Quote from: Saddam Hussein on July 19, 2010, 09:32:49 PMQuote from: WardoggKC130FE on July 19, 2010, 05:35:12 PMMark my words, there is a race war coming in America.You really believe that? Yes I do. You think that thing in Arizona is just going to quietly go away? Look at the Katrina disaster. When was the last time you were down in the "bad" part of town? The ghetto for lack of a better word? Or the barrio? Here is actually what I think...I think there will be another economic downturn. Probably worse than the one we just had. And its going to be the haves vs the havenots. I think you will have to protect yourself from other people trying to take what you have. Thats why as soon as I'm done, Im moving as far away from a big city as I can. Problem is I think it may happen before i have a chance. Keep an eye on the market....if we dip below 9000 before summers end....by winter...this place may be in a world of shit.
It's true. I am Moobs
if we cross pollinated our baby would be bald and pretty
Related.http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE66K6JN20100721
I'm not racist i just hate blacks.
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE on July 21, 2010, 04:58:19 PMRelated.http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE66K6JN20100721Yeah, Breitbart, and others like him, will do anything to make race an issue with this administration, including editing a video to make someone in the govt appear racist.
Don't you know that all blacks are on welfare? SRSLY. Mark Williams got pissed because someone from the NAACP asked the Teabaggers to denounce the racists in their party. His little racist satire backfired.
We're all jealous of Raist.