Star Wars Plot Discrepancies

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Eddy Baby

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Star Wars Plot Discrepancies
« on: July 15, 2010, 03:13:16 PM »
If Obi Wan Kenobi dies in Episode I, how come he's in Episodes IV, V, and VI?

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Re: Star Wars Plot Discrepancies
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2010, 03:16:17 PM »
If Obi Wan Kenobi dies in Episode I, how come he's in Episodes IV, V, and VI?
He doesn't' die. His master/mentor does though.

Qui-Gon Jinn dies.
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Re: Star Wars Plot Discrepancies
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2010, 03:22:44 PM »
If Obi Wan Kenobi dies in Episode I, how come he's in Episodes IV, V, and VI?

He doesnt....

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Re: Star Wars Plot Discrepancies
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2010, 03:22:57 PM »
Obvious troll is obvious.

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Re: Star Wars Plot Discrepancies
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2010, 03:32:40 PM »
Same with Yoda. Dies Episode III, but he's in Episodes IV, V and VI as well. What's with that?

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Re: Star Wars Plot Discrepancies
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2010, 03:46:27 PM »
Eddy Baby, this isn't the thread you're looking for.
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« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2010, 04:03:57 PM »
Move along.
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Re: Star Wars Plot Discrepancies
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2010, 04:04:48 PM »
Bad troll is bad.

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Re: Star Wars Plot Discrepancies
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2010, 04:11:20 PM »
Why don't we see Qui-Gon Jinn in Episodes I, II and III?

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Re: Star Wars Plot Discrepancies
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2010, 04:15:06 PM »
Because you are blinded by the dark side.
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Re: Star Wars Plot Discrepancies
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2010, 04:40:56 PM »
You are blinded by the dark side.

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Re: Star Wars Plot Discrepancies
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2010, 05:48:28 PM »

More importantly.

How come in IV Luke has a major boner for his yet to be disclosed sister but by VI its all worked out and Han gets her to fondle his blaster?

Lucas is either a perv or he never really thought it through.
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Re: Star Wars Plot Discrepancies
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2010, 06:20:33 PM »

More importantly.

How come in IV Luke has a major boner for his yet to be disclosed sister but by VI its all worked out and Han gets her to fondle his blaster?

Lucas is either a perv or he never really thought it through.

He changed his mind at the end.
The story WAS going to be that Han jumps in front of the blaster shot and dies(from scum to hero).  Instead, at the last moment, Lucas decided to let Han live and make Leah Luke's Sister so her and Han could get together without the whole "What about Luke" bit.
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Re: Star Wars Plot Discrepancies
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2010, 06:24:12 PM »

More importantly.

How come in IV Luke has a major boner for his yet to be disclosed sister but by VI its all worked out and Han gets her to fondle his blaster?

Lucas is either a perv or he never really thought it through.

Erm.... cuz he didn't know he was his sister and he thought she was hot? If it turned out Jessica Alba was your long lost sister, would that mean that you were being a perv when you thought she was hot back when you didn't know?

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« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2010, 06:42:31 PM »
Mark Hamill said something to the effect of "it's just my luck that there's one hot babe in the galaxy and she's my sister".
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« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2010, 06:58:10 PM »
Mark Hamill said something to the effect of "it's just my luck that there's one hot babe in the galaxy and she's my sister".

One word:Twi'leks

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« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2010, 07:18:02 PM »
I think the bigger question is whether or not Qui-Gon Jinn had an apprentice prior to Xanatos.
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Re: Star Wars Plot Discrepancies
« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2010, 07:18:13 PM »
Mark Hamill said something to the effect of "it's just my luck that there's one hot babe in the galaxy and she's my sister".

One word:Twi'leks

Seriously.  I would fuck one so hard.
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Re: Star Wars Plot Discrepancies
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2010, 10:02:51 PM »
Post what you'd hit thread!
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Re: Star Wars Plot Discrepancies
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2010, 11:12:22 PM »
All I remembered from this thread is some wincest story.

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Re: Star Wars Plot Discrepancies
« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2010, 03:46:02 PM »

More importantly.

How come in IV Luke has a major boner for his yet to be disclosed sister but by VI its all worked out and Han gets her to fondle his blaster?

Lucas is either a perv or he never really thought it through.

Erm.... cuz he didn't know he was his sister and he thought she was hot? If it turned out Jessica Alba was your long lost sister, would that mean that you were being a perv when you thought she was hot back when you didn't know?

It's not actually like real life when there's a script and screenplay involved.

 
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