Gayer is gonna be a mum

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #300 on: July 25, 2010, 07:16:23 PM »
I'm 23

Nah. We might just wait til its born and see what its like to decide the name. Friends of ours did that and named their son one of the words for bear because he made growling noises when eating.

On my last one...we had a girls name picked out but not a boys name.  Anyways so i go out to smoke while i was riding the elevator back down to the delivery room I came up with a name, and the boy was then born.   I wouldn't worry, the name will come when its ready.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #301 on: July 25, 2010, 07:19:47 PM »
I'm 23

Nah. We might just wait til its born and see what its like to decide the name. Friends of ours did that and named their son one of the words for bear because he made growling noises when eating.

On my last one...we had a girls name picked out but not a boys name.  Anyways so i go out to smoke while i was riding the elevator back down to the delivery room I came up with a name, and the boy was then born.   I wouldn't worry, the name will come when its ready.

Thats what I figure.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #302 on: July 26, 2010, 06:40:43 AM »
How long did you get maturity leave in Finland?

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #303 on: July 26, 2010, 07:58:36 AM »
How long did you get maturity leave in Finland?

They stopped it after they realised no one was getting mature by the end of it.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #304 on: July 26, 2010, 08:30:43 AM »
I think that everyone is missing the real question here.  Will Gayer's post count hit 100,000 before her baby is born and she leaves us forever?
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #305 on: July 26, 2010, 08:37:34 AM »
Why did this have to happen while I couldn't be fucked posting was away?

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #306 on: July 26, 2010, 08:39:13 AM »
Its your fault I'm pregnant Drainy. If you were here posting I would never have left the computer to have sex.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #307 on: July 26, 2010, 08:40:15 AM »
I think that everyone is missing the real question here.  Will Gayer's post count hit 100,000 before her baby is born and she leaves us forever?
At one post every 30 seconds, it'd only take a continuous 15 and a half days.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #308 on: July 26, 2010, 08:44:27 AM »
I think that everyone is missing the real question here.  Will Gayer's post count hit 100,000 before her baby is born and she leaves us forever?
At one post every 30 seconds, it'd only take a continuous 15 and a half days.
Hear that Gayer?  Get to spamming.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #309 on: July 26, 2010, 09:27:11 AM »
Hear that Gayer?  Get to spamming.

You say that like she needs to be told.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #310 on: July 26, 2010, 09:41:36 AM »
I think that everyone is missing the real question here.  Will Gayer's post count hit 100,000 before her baby is born and she leaves us forever?
At one post every 30 seconds, it'd only take a continuous 15 and a half days.
Mods don't have to obey the 30 second rule, so it could go much faster.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #311 on: July 26, 2010, 10:13:29 AM »
30 seconds is a long time.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #312 on: July 26, 2010, 10:19:46 AM »
I'm 23

Nah. We might just wait til its born and see what its like to decide the name. Friends of ours did that and named their son one of the words for bear because he made growling noises when eating.

On my last one...we had a girls name picked out but not a boys name.  Anyways so i go out to smoke while i was riding the elevator back down to the delivery room I came up with a name, and the boy was then born.   I wouldn't worry, the name will come when its ready.
My girlfriend had an unnamed puppy for a week. So idk.... She ended up naming him Beau which is a cool name.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #313 on: July 26, 2010, 02:58:24 PM »
I think that everyone is missing the real question here.  Will Gayer's post count hit 100,000 before her baby is born and she leaves us forever?
At one post every 30 seconds, it'd only take a continuous 15 and a half days.
Hear that Gayer?  Get to spamming.

I don't have a computer any more though so I only get to come on here when the Bloke is sleeping
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #314 on: July 26, 2010, 03:42:57 PM »
I only get to come when the Bloke is sleeping

lulz
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #315 on: July 26, 2010, 05:11:59 PM »
I don't have a computer any more though so I only get to come on here when the Bloke is sleeping

Will he be angry when he finds out about us?

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #316 on: July 26, 2010, 05:14:51 PM »
I don't have a computer any more though so I only get to come on here when the Bloke is sleeping

Will he be angry when he finds out about us?

He thinks you're all silly
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #317 on: July 26, 2010, 06:31:21 PM »
lawl, you use fes like most fes'rs use porn
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #318 on: July 26, 2010, 06:34:20 PM »
I love Beno. Imma read The Fatal Conceit in his honor. THen imma rape his face with kisses.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #319 on: July 26, 2010, 06:42:53 PM »
you better read it in a bubble bath with scented emollients
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #320 on: July 26, 2010, 06:44:15 PM »
Butt bubbles.

Also, i dont know the word after scented.
 
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #321 on: July 26, 2010, 08:00:42 PM »
bubble baths are for gays

I just went to sauna
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #322 on: July 26, 2010, 08:08:12 PM »
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #323 on: July 27, 2010, 06:13:04 AM »
bubble baths are for gays

I just went to sauna

Now that you're preggers you can have as much sex as you like with whoever.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #324 on: July 27, 2010, 10:51:36 AM »
Not true, I know of someone who got pregnant while being pregnant.
I don't know what you're implying, but you're probably wrong.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #325 on: July 27, 2010, 11:56:58 AM »
Not true, I know of someone who got pregnant while being pregnant.

Lies!

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #326 on: July 27, 2010, 01:19:51 PM »
I heard of that...but I can't remember any details. It was some wacky shit though.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #327 on: July 27, 2010, 01:36:13 PM »
Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant.  I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.
I don't know what you're implying, but you're probably wrong.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #328 on: July 27, 2010, 01:45:04 PM »
I hear that's quite common. A lot of people who take pregnancy tests after having sex while pregnant find it turns out positive.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #329 on: July 27, 2010, 02:41:23 PM »
A lot of people who take pregnancy tests after having sex while pregnant find it turns out positive.

Obvious troll is obvious.