Gayer is gonna be a mum

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #30 on: July 13, 2010, 07:34:37 AM »
Babies are great, especially if you fix them with a little paprika and onion.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #31 on: July 13, 2010, 07:40:34 AM »
Is this our first FES baby?

Maybe! Although I don't think FES gets to own the baby, unless Daniel pays a lot

I'll congratulate you, but only if you promise to name it, boy or girl, Benjamin Franklin.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #32 on: July 13, 2010, 07:42:16 AM »

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #35 on: July 13, 2010, 07:50:51 AM »
Good luck with it though. Babies are expensive.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #37 on: July 13, 2010, 07:56:48 AM »
Can I be Godfather?

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #38 on: July 13, 2010, 07:58:43 AM »
Good luck with it though. Babies are expensive.

True :( I should hopefully have finished my degree though by the time my maternity leave ends so then I can hopefully get a decent paying job

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I HOPE YOUR BABY HAS A TAIL!

You're mean :(
I'm sorry. I hope it has a really, really cool tail?

Thats better

Can I be Godfather?

Well my friend already claimed Anti-Godmother so you can be Anti-Godfather maybe. I ain't christening it.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #39 on: July 13, 2010, 08:00:35 AM »
I ain't christening it.

Well, that's a relief. Breaking a glass bottle over a baby's head can't be good for it.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #40 on: July 13, 2010, 08:01:14 AM »
I ain't christening it.

Well, that's a relief. Breaking a glass bottle over a baby's head can't be good for it.

Exactly!
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #41 on: July 13, 2010, 08:02:17 AM »
I wish to be Crazy Uncle Dann.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #42 on: July 13, 2010, 08:06:03 AM »
CONGRATULATIONS, GAYER!! :D

Yaaaaaaay baby Gayer...I feel all happy inside. Good luck!
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #43 on: July 13, 2010, 08:09:17 AM »
gayer needs to put pictures of the baby lump up.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #44 on: July 13, 2010, 08:09:41 AM »
CONGRATULATIONS, GAYER!! :D

Yaaaaaaay baby Gayer...I feel all happy inside. Good luck!
You're pregnant.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #45 on: July 13, 2010, 08:12:27 AM »
I wish to be Crazy Uncle Dann.

Well of course

gayer needs to put pictures of the baby lump up.

I don't really have a baby lump yet
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #46 on: July 13, 2010, 08:32:00 AM »
Well now, didn't see this coming.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #47 on: July 13, 2010, 08:33:35 AM »
Babies make great pets, but they're awfully high maintenance.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #48 on: July 13, 2010, 08:33:44 AM »
Well now, didn't see this coming.
Neither did Gayer.
My I.Q. is 85. Or was it 58?

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #49 on: July 13, 2010, 08:34:53 AM »
Well now, didn't see this coming.
Neither did Gayer.
cuz it was in her

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #50 on: July 13, 2010, 08:39:56 AM »
Well now, didn't see this coming.
Neither did Gayer.

Damn my lack of seeing into the future

Y'know, I told you guys before I told my parents. Well in fact I still haven't told them, what would be the best way of doing that?
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #51 on: July 13, 2010, 08:42:15 AM »
Well now, didn't see this coming.
Neither did Gayer.

Damn my lack of seeing into the future

Y'know, I told you guys before I told my parents. Well in fact I still haven't told them, what would be the best way of doing that?
Hey mom... are you sitting down? I HAVE EXPERIENCED IMMACULATE CONCEPTION!

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #52 on: July 13, 2010, 08:43:11 AM »
Call it The Bloke Jr.

But also hooray!

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #53 on: July 13, 2010, 08:44:06 AM »
Well now, didn't see this coming.
Neither did Gayer.

Damn my lack of seeing into the future

Y'know, I told you guys before I told my parents. Well in fact I still haven't told them, what would be the best way of doing that?
Hey mom... are you sitting down? I HAVE EXPERIENCED IMMACULATE CONCEPTION!

I don't think she'll fall for that...

I'm thinking I'll just send an email with the pictures attached

Call it The Bloke Jr.

But also hooray!

Thats a terrible name, just terrible. Anyway the Bloke is convinced its gonna be a girl so that would be an even worse name
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #54 on: July 13, 2010, 08:48:16 AM »
Give it a viking name! Do it!

If its a boy I already know what I wanna call it (if the Bloke agrees too) and its an old Lapp name so maybe it could be a viking name
YEAH!

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #55 on: July 13, 2010, 08:53:57 AM »
AH HA!  My psychic sperm works!!

Congratulations Gayer! Take good care of little Marcus for me.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #56 on: July 13, 2010, 08:57:49 AM »
AH HA!  My psychic sperm works!!

Congratulations Gayer! Take good care of little Marcus for me.

 :o

I'll be expecting child support payments
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #57 on: July 13, 2010, 09:03:36 AM »
AH HA!  My psychic sperm works!!

Congratulations Gayer! Take good care of little Marcus for me.

 :o

I'll be expecting child support payments

Next project, psychic wire hanger.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #58 on: July 13, 2010, 09:06:23 AM »
AH HA!  My psychic sperm works!!

Congratulations Gayer! Take good care of little Marcus for me.

 :o

I'll be expecting child support payments

Next project, psychic wire hanger.

 >:( Pay up!
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #59 on: July 13, 2010, 09:10:24 AM »
Y'know, I told you guys before I told my parents. Well in fact I still haven't told them, what would be the best way of doing that?

Invite them to its 21st.
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