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Atheist PhD

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« on: July 15, 2010, 06:03:31 AM »
Maybe if I could ignore all the trolls we wouldn't see threads like this.
If you could, this forum would have very little content

 :o Ohhhhh, you speak the truthiness there my logical friend..... LOL

Posts like this are just about the funniest things I read on the internet.  Reminds me of when I took my two boys on holiday when they were two and four, went something like this, "He's touching me"  "Huh Uhhh, he's on my side of the car." "Stop looking at me!"   To which I replied, "Don't make me turn this car around and go back home!"
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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2010, 10:43:18 AM »
What? Why was a two or four year old driving? You are a fucking failure as a parent.
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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2010, 10:46:17 AM »
What? Why was a two or four year old driving? You are a fucking failure as a parent.

If you can teach a 4 year old to drive cross country you are an amazing parent.

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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2010, 01:38:30 PM »
What? Why was a two or four year old driving? You are a fucking failure as a parent.

If you can teach a 4 year old to drive cross country you are an amazing parent.

That is assuming you did teach them and not just told them to drive or be grounded (uh, or have their candy taken away) instead.
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« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2010, 02:12:58 AM »
What? Why was a two or four year old driving? You are a fucking failure as a parent.

If you can teach a 4 year old to drive cross country you are an amazing parent.

That is assuming you did teach them and not just told them to drive or be grounded (uh, or have their candy taken away) instead.

You said he was driving and they crossed the country. QED great parent.

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« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2010, 06:48:41 AM »
You said he was driving and they crossed the country. QED great parent.

His post doesn't say they crossed the country, or succeeded to reach their destination.
Horrible parent for even trying this; QED.
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« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2010, 08:54:34 AM »
You said he was driving and they crossed the country. QED great parent.

His post doesn't say they crossed the country, or succeeded to reach their destination.
Horrible parent for even trying this; QED.

I think you are confusing good with ability to raise idiotic average children. Excellent teachers can teach the extremes.

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« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2010, 02:57:42 PM »
What? Why was a two or four year old driving? You are a fucking failure as a parent.

You are so right, that's why one of those is an officer in the Army and the other is an officer in the Air Force, because I failed as a parent.  Shame on me.
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« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2010, 03:01:14 PM »
What is truly sad is that you children have nothing better to do than make lame attempts at humor.  FAIL.....  However, if it makes you feel all grown up, then I'm happy to have helped your little juvenile tirade.  Peace.
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« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2010, 05:16:31 PM »
My sons are the president and a general.
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« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2010, 05:48:10 PM »
My sons are a president and a prime minister.

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« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2010, 05:56:09 PM »
My sons are Sean and Dann.

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« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2010, 06:57:26 PM »
My Dad is a founding father and my brother is mucky.

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« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2010, 09:38:58 PM »
This thread is very interesting, and not at all spam.

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« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2010, 05:04:27 AM »
Your opinion is important to me Moobs.

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« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2010, 08:05:03 AM »
What? Why was a two or four year old driving? You are a fucking failure as a parent.

You are so right, that's why one of those is an officer in the Army and the other is an officer in the Air Force, because I failed as a parent.  Shame on me.

Being 2 and 4?! Okay, I concede, you're an amazing parent.
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« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2010, 02:10:19 PM »
My sons are Sean and Dann.

I used to listen to a classic rock radio station when I was a kid with two DJs named Shawn and Dan that had a morning show.  They used "We Will Rock You" tune for their theme song, which went "SHAWN AND DAN ARE STUPID!" instead of "WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!"

True story.
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« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2010, 06:03:51 AM »
Thank god their names weren't Sean and Dann

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« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2010, 09:30:08 AM »
What? Why was a two or four year old driving? You are a fucking failure as a parent.

You are so right, that's why one of those is an officer in the Army and the other is an officer in the Air Force, because I failed as a parent.  Shame on me.

Being 2 and 4?! Okay, I concede, you're an amazing parent.

Thank you, finally some agreement, I am an amazing parent.  "takes a bow"
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« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2010, 12:18:23 PM »
I wish I could make a 2yo child an officer.
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« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2010, 03:43:35 PM »
I wish I could make a 2yo child an officer.

Your wit continues to underwhelm me.
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« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2010, 06:35:54 PM »
I wish I could make a 2yo child an officer.

Your wit continues to underwhelm me.

Your presence here is a mystery to which i can barely conceal my indifference.

If you decry everything, and indeed, everyone you encounter here then why do you continue to rack up your post count.

Tip; Try "This place is shit and it's not worth my time."

That's 1 post instead of 72.

Saves your time and the sites bandwith.
 
Hang on, I'll just check my personal care factor for this week : nope still don't give a fuck

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« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2010, 09:22:44 PM »
I wish I could make a 2yo child an officer.

Your wit continues to underwhelm me.

Your presence here is a mystery to which i can barely conceal my indifference.

If you decry everything, and indeed, everyone you encounter here then why do you continue to rack up your post count.

Tip; Try "This place is shit and it's not worth my time."

That's 1 post instead of 72.

Saves your time and the sites bandwith.
 

I don't think you'll get a good answer from him.  Just look at sokarul.