The Fifth of July

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Mrs. Peach

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The Fifth of July
« on: July 05, 2010, 10:43:07 AM »
I'm tired, sunburned, slightly hungover, and won't have to eat for a week.

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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2010, 10:45:58 AM »
My favorite part of the night was when I realized I had an explosive device, a cigarette lighter, and a beer in my hands all the same time!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2010, 10:46:35 AM »
See my Twitter for what I did last night.

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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2010, 10:51:24 AM »
My favorite part of the night was when I realized I had an explosive device, a cigarette lighter, and a beer in my hands all the same time!
My favorite part was when i got to spend time in a pool alone with a pretty girl. AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEE GUYS! DANNS IN A GOOD MOOD!

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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2010, 11:05:54 AM »
In the waterfights, one team got so disoriented that their hose was facing the crowd. And for the fireworks, we hiked up to where they'd be eye level to watch- INTENSE. The finale one filled up like half the valley.
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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2010, 01:22:01 PM »
My favourite part was when I realised that I'm not American.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2010, 01:25:28 PM »
It rained here but I was still able to light off a few fireworks.  





My favourite part was when I realised that I'm not American.

Our founding fathers were patriots. Yours were criminals.  
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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2010, 01:28:36 PM »
Are founding fathers were patriots.

Were founding fathers were illiterate, too?
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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2010, 01:32:16 PM »
Are founding fathers were patriots.

Were founding fathers were illiterate, too?

The truth hurts doesn't it? 
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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2010, 01:33:47 PM »
The truth hurts doesn't it?

What, the truth that you are a fucking illiterate cretin with a total inability to type simple sentences coherently?
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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2010, 01:36:24 PM »
The truth hurts doesn't it?

What, the truth that you are a fucking illiterate cretin with a total inability to type simple sentences coherently?
Keep up with the fallacies. 
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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2010, 01:38:09 PM »
Keep up with the fallacies.

Keep up with the tautologies.
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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2010, 01:38:49 PM »
The truth hurts doesn't it?

What, the truth that you are a fucking illiterate cretin with a total inability to type simple sentences coherently?
Keep up with the fallacies. 

You have less coherency than a drunk Vongeo.

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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2010, 01:39:04 PM »
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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2010, 01:40:24 PM »
The truth hurts doesn't it?

What, the truth that you are a fucking illiterate cretin with a total inability to type simple sentences coherently?
Keep up with the fallacies. 

You have less coherency than a drunk Vongeo.

Everyone raise your hands if you have a degree. 

Why am I the only one with my hand up?  You guys can keep attacking my intelligence, it doesn't phase me or change anything. 
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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2010, 01:40:57 PM »
I don't understand what you mean, so I am going to give a reply that doesn't give you any lead to respond with in the hope of avoiding making myself look like an idiot. I also fail to realise that I make myself look like an idiot every time I hit "post".

That's what I read. Plus the obligatory homophones, of course.
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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2010, 01:41:57 PM »
Everyone raise your hands if you have a degree.

Why am I the only one with my hand up?  You guys can keep attacking my intelligence, it doesn't phase me or change anything.

We aren't attacking your intelligence, we're attacking your literacy. Also, nobody gives a shit if you have a degree.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2010, 01:43:17 PM »
Everyone raise your hands if you have a degree.

Why am I the only one with my hand up?  You guys can keep attacking my intelligence, it doesn't phase me or change anything.

We aren't attacking your intelligence, we're attacking your literacy. Also, nobody gives a shit if you have a degree.
Do you really think I care what you think? 
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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2010, 01:44:14 PM »
Do you really think I care what you think?

Not at all. Which part of my post gave you that impression?
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2010, 01:45:30 PM »
@sokarul: Yeah, it rained a little here too.
@Steve: You are amazing and full of win.
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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #20 on: July 05, 2010, 01:46:07 PM »
Everyone raise your hands if you have a degree.

Why am I the only one with my hand up?  You guys can keep attacking my intelligence, it doesn't phase me or change anything.

We aren't attacking your intelligence, we're attacking your literacy. Also, nobody gives a shit if you have a degree.
Do you really think I care what you think? 

Classic rebuttal right there. You can tell someone's insecure if they say this often.

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sokarul

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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #21 on: July 05, 2010, 01:46:39 PM »
Do you really think I care what you think?

Not at all. Which part of my post gave you that impression?
The part where you tried insult me by posting your opinion.  
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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #22 on: July 05, 2010, 01:47:31 PM »
Everyone raise your hands if you have a degree.

Why am I the only one with my hand up?  You guys can keep attacking my intelligence, it doesn't phase me or change anything.

We aren't attacking your intelligence, we're attacking your literacy. Also, nobody gives a shit if you have a degree.
Do you really think I care what you think? 

Classic rebuttal right there. You can tell someone's insecure if they say this often.

By all means, tell me what I'm insecure about. 
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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2010, 01:49:23 PM »
The part where you tried insult me by posting your opinion.

I am not aware of having done that.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2010, 01:51:12 PM »
The part where you tried insult me by posting your opinion.

I am not aware of having done that.
You did. 
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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #25 on: July 05, 2010, 01:57:52 PM »
You did.

Would you care to point out to me where I did so, or have we reached a stalemate?
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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #26 on: July 05, 2010, 02:21:08 PM »
I don't have a degree :(
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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #27 on: July 05, 2010, 02:23:54 PM »
It is not the fifth of July.

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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #28 on: July 05, 2010, 02:43:52 PM »
It is not the fifth of July.

This is about the fifth of July.  It doesn't have to be the actual date. The sixth of July is a whole different ball game.  Likewise the seventh.  When we come to the eighth, that too, is not like the fifth.  Neither is the ninth.  The tenth of July is even more so.  I do not care for the eleventh as it has always been entirely forgettable unless it happens to be some one's birthday.  We will skip the twelfth and the thirteenth.  That brings us to Quatorze Juillet and a discussion of eating snails and running away.

I hope this has helped.

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Re: The Fifth of July
« Reply #29 on: July 05, 2010, 02:49:51 PM »
It is not the fifth of July.

This is about the fifth of July.  It doesn't have to be the actual date. The sixth of July is a whole different ball game.  Likewise the seventh.  When we come to the eighth, that too, is not like the fifth.  Neither is the ninth.  The tenth of July is even more so.  I do not care for the eleventh as it has always been entirely forgettable unless it happens to be some one's birthday.  We will skip the twelfth and the thirteenth.  That brings us to Quatorze Juillet and a discussion of eating snails and running away.

I hope this has helped.

Helped with what? It's still not the fifth of July.