How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?

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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #30 on: July 02, 2010, 03:52:44 PM »
Where does the Bible say we should kill non-Christians?

Deuteronomy 17:2-5, 12, Exodus 22:19, 2 Chronicles 15:12-13, Deuteronomy 13:7-12, 13-19,
Probably others, these were just the easy ones to find.

Um, I don't think so.
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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #31 on: July 02, 2010, 03:54:03 PM »
Where does the Bible say we should kill non-Christians?

Deuteronomy 17:2-5, 12, Exodus 22:19, 2 Chronicles 15:12-13, Deuteronomy 13:7-12, 13-19,
Probably others, these were just the easy ones to find.

Um, I don't think so.

You don't think what?

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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #32 on: July 02, 2010, 03:57:04 PM »
Where does the Bible say we should kill non-Christians?

Deuteronomy 17:2-5, 12, Exodus 22:19, 2 Chronicles 15:12-13, Deuteronomy 13:7-12, 13-19,
Probably others, these were just the easy ones to find.

Um, I don't think so.

You don't think what?
No Christians existed when those books were "written" making it impossible for them to say that all non-christians should die.  Non-jews, maybe, but it's difficult to kill people who don't believe in a Christ who hadn't been born yet.
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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #33 on: July 02, 2010, 04:02:32 PM »
Where does the Bible say we should kill non-Christians?

Deuteronomy 17:2-5, 12, Exodus 22:19, 2 Chronicles 15:12-13, Deuteronomy 13:7-12, 13-19,
Probably others, these were just the easy ones to find.

Um, I don't think so.

You don't think what?
No Christians existed when those books were "written" making it impossible for them to say that all non-christians should die.  Non-jews, maybe, but it's difficult to kill people who don't believe in a Christ who hadn't been born yet.

Alright, the technical term would be non-believers, but 'believer' encompasses a range of things. They condemn those who are of other religions and belief systems-evidently those who do not believe in Yahweh/Jehovah. Wow, i said the name of God, I think there's the death penalty for that too. Leviticus 24:16, to a degree. Well, that's one more reason to add to the list.

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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #34 on: July 02, 2010, 11:14:11 PM »
BiJane, you have never looked at someone lustfully?
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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #35 on: July 03, 2010, 02:41:38 AM »
BiJane, you have never looked at someone lustfully?

Good point!
That's it, I've completed the list. Anyone got any more?
Anyway, back on topic: How many times does the Bible say to kill you?

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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #36 on: July 03, 2010, 06:49:20 AM »
I recounted but I only get one more, seventeen.

Maybe someone could tell what being a witch entails. I don't really have interest in being a false prophet or telling the future.
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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #37 on: July 03, 2010, 07:57:54 AM »
The Old Testament is fulfilled in the New Testament.The Old Testament ,with its types and shadows,is actuated by the coming of Christ. I say this as an Orthodox Christian.

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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #38 on: July 03, 2010, 10:14:01 AM »
The Old Testament is fulfilled in the New Testament.The Old Testament ,with its types and shadows,is actuated by the coming of Christ. I say this as an Orthodox Christian.
But, since Jesus followed and lived by the Old Testament, he expected his followers to do the same.
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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #39 on: July 03, 2010, 10:21:49 AM »
But I have done a lot worse when it comes to adultery.


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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #40 on: July 03, 2010, 10:28:13 AM »
But I have done a lot worse when it comes to adultery.


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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #41 on: July 03, 2010, 10:29:21 AM »
I hope you like it hot and sweaty, bitch, 'cause that's how hell's gonna be.

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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #42 on: July 03, 2010, 10:42:08 AM »
I hope you like it hot and sweaty, bitch, 'cause that's how hell's gonna be.

Better there than worshiping that jerk that is going to burn me for eternity for getting an erection (and the thoughts that come with it).

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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #43 on: July 03, 2010, 07:04:43 PM »
Not being Christian 6
Being a witch 1
Being gay 2
Being a fortune teller 1
Cursing a parent 3 I hope cursing at a parent counts
Adultery 1 Counting lustful looks
Fornication 2
Being a false prophet 3
Blasphemy 2
Working on Sunday 1

I count 13. I would count being a false prophet, but that would be a lie. I am a true prophet.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #44 on: July 18, 2010, 02:04:30 PM »
I recounted but I only get one more, seventeen.

Maybe someone could tell what being a witch entails. I don't really have interest in being a false prophet or telling the future.

http://www.spells-witchcraft.org/becoming-a-witch.htm

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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #45 on: July 18, 2010, 02:32:24 PM »
That didn't help a whole lot. A little though.
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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #46 on: July 18, 2010, 02:34:40 PM »
That didn't help a whole lot. A little though.

It's a page entitled 'becoming a witch'. How much help do you want?

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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #47 on: July 18, 2010, 02:37:20 PM »
Did you actually read it?
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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #48 on: July 18, 2010, 02:39:53 PM »
Did you actually read it?

Try the rest of the website: http://www.spells-witchcraft.org/wicca-for-beginner.htm
I've seen similar things in a P.C. Cast book...

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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #49 on: July 18, 2010, 02:42:12 PM »
Aren't there any non-Wicca witches? I already have a religion; I don't need one of those.
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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #50 on: July 18, 2010, 02:49:39 PM »
Aren't there any non-Wicca witches? I already have a religion; I don't need one of those.

Wicca's the only thing I found on Google, ( http://www.holysmoke.org/wicca/wicca_path.html ) and short of painting yourself green, I think it's the easiest way to become a witch.
That's it, I'm converting to Wicca, just to see how annoyed I can make God.

I feel like quoting 'Mock the Week' (TV show) now.
"There's a wedding where Jane invites twenty guests, and her partner Helen invites forty guests. How angry is God?"

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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #51 on: July 18, 2010, 02:55:55 PM »
I'm a Pantheist. In my eyes, there's two kinds of Pantheists- the ones that lean more towards Wicca and Paganism, and ones that lean more towards Atheism. I must say, I lean more towards Atheism. However, there is always some hint of spirituality in me that I can't explain.

Also, in my searches, I have found something called Traditional Craft. I'm looking into it.
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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #52 on: July 18, 2010, 03:00:22 PM »
I'm a Pantheist. In my eyes, there's two kinds of Pantheists- the ones that lean more towards Wicca and Paganism, and ones that lean more towards Atheism. I must say, I lean more towards Atheism. However, there is always some hint of spirituality in me that I can't explain.

Also, in my searches, I have found something called Traditional Craft. I'm looking into it.

Wiccans can be atheists too: some consider the idea of the God and Goddess to be almost pantheistic metaphors, while some consider them, as real beings.
Out of curiosity, what 'Traditional Craft' are you talking about? The only one I can find makes Irish shirts. http://www.tradcraft.ie/

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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #53 on: July 18, 2010, 03:23:03 PM »
http://www.blue-moon-manor.com/traditional-witchcraft.html

Honestly, if I wanna take this seriously, which I dunno yet if I do, I don't think the Internet is the best place to search. It'd be like a priest giving a sermon using Wikipedia rather than the Bible. But where does one go...?
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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #54 on: July 18, 2010, 03:30:28 PM »
http://www.blue-moon-manor.com/traditional-witchcraft.html

Honestly, if I wanna take this seriously, which I dunno yet if I do, I don't think the Internet is the best place to search. It'd be like a priest giving a sermon using Wikipedia rather than the Bible. But where does one go...?

Most Wiccans/Witches are solitary practicioners, in remembrance of the Burning Times, so it's not easy to find one in real life who's willing to explain, not to mention, my research (I blame Jodi Picoult for staring it. I'm not actually kidding) has found out there are often only two kinds of Wiccan sites: those that assume foreknowledge, and those which are a fiction just trying to make money, that generally sound like an episode of X-Files (for example, http://www.whyte-witch.com/UndergroundSecrets.html ).
For educational purposes, I'd reference http://www.wicca.com/celtic/cc002.htm

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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #55 on: July 18, 2010, 03:35:36 PM »
What on Earth did Jodi Picoult do?
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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #56 on: July 18, 2010, 03:36:38 PM »
What on Earth did Jodi Picoult do?

Wrote Salem Falls.

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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #57 on: July 18, 2010, 04:01:48 PM »
Where does the Bible say we should kill non-Christians?

Deuteronomy 17:2-5, 12, Exodus 22:19, 2 Chronicles 15:12-13, Deuteronomy 13:7-12, 13-19,
Probably others, these were just the easy ones to find.

And how many Christians were alive when those verses were written?

How many Christians were alive when Jesus was?

Well, none... that was the whole point of Jesus coming.

I thought Jesus was a virgin when he died, how did he come?  Must have been a wet dream when he was walking on water.

MY THOUGHTS are if the bible tells you to kill me ONCE it isn't a reliable book for a way of life.  I don't want to go to heaven, living an eternity with the fuckwits who will probably end up there, would be HELL to me.....
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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #58 on: July 18, 2010, 04:05:03 PM »


Just thought I'd reference this for those who say the OT isn't relevant.

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Re: How Many Times Does The Bible Say To Kill You?
« Reply #59 on: July 18, 2010, 04:53:17 PM »
http://www.witchvox.com helps you find covens in your area. Not much luck with me, but maybe it can help you, BiJane.

EDIT: Also, witches.meetup.com
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