The Great War of TFES: The Untold Story (being told)

THE TEAMS:

Dann         Gayer
Dino         Fortuna
Raist         Ichi
Nomad      SCG
Levee         Tom
Rick_James      Engy Baby
Saddam      Mrs. Peach
Chris Spaghetti    Wilmore
Roundy      Giddsey
Wardogg      Mr. Ireland
Raa         John Davis
Parsifal      Franklin
Wendy      Beardo
Hara         Guessed
Mykael      Robbyj
EvilToothpaste   Tusk
Markjo      Cinlef
Erasmus      Taters
Babs         Dr. Matrix
SecretUser      Marcus
Snackpack      Daniel
Sean         Jack
Dead Kangaroo   Trekkie
Allie         Semper
G. Douchebag   SupahLovah
Grogberries      Singularity
Bullhorn      The Terror
Midnight      Jack1704
Gulliver      Quixotic
Narcberry      Althalus
Vauxhall      Friedrich
Blanko      Crotchy
YL Groper      Euclid
EnigmaZV      OptimisticCynic
Sokarul      areweonfiya
Attackhoe      JackASCII
Proleg      Masterchief
BOGWarrior      Eric Bloedow
Parsec      Loard Z
Moonlit      UnexplainedEnigma
Tao of Pooh      Mallory
Wolfwood      EnragedPenguin
Anteater      CR90
Kasroa      DiegoDraw
Beast         Soze
It’s A Sphere   Maus
Spanner      Cadmium_Blimp
Lord Talon      Marie
17 November   Franc T Planar
Jesus Jones      Cheesejoff
Chaltier      Dysfunction
Frostee      Amroth
Artilles      Beno
Monkeybradders   Vongeo
frozen_berries   Pseudonym
Canadark      Barry Manlove


It was a foggy day in engerland. They were ALL foggy days in engerland. Buthat didn't matter to Gayer. She hadn't left the house in months. Gayer had been typing all morning. She just HAD to get her post count up. Their was no way to know when Dann would delte all his posts and threads again, and she had taken a MASSIVE hit in Internet pride when she had lost over 10,000 posts in deleted Dann threads. It was such insolent behaviour. Why had he done it? What could he possibly have to gain, by deleting so many of his hard earned posts!

It's over, Team Dann won.

But I suggest we chronicle the events in a great tome of learning, so that future FES generations will be able to experience the mighty battles for themselves.

Shut up, Dino.

I'm on top of Moonlit. 

I'm on top of SCG, as usual 

I'm on top of SCG, as usual  

You're in a sandwich between Gayer and SCG. You lucky bastard.

EDIT:

Oh shi, 4tuna is in the game.

I'm in a dino nomad sammich.

If this was a prison movie, I'm pretty sure that that post was the shower scene.

It's over, Team Dann won.

Yeah, we used you as a projectile.

Also, Allie's on top of me.

Oh sure, leave me out of the war.  I understand.

*grumbles about nuking Asia*

 

Well, we've got CR90 and by extension God on our side, so I predict a victory for Team Gayer.

Plus, they have Parsifal, which means a lot of in fighting on there team is inevitable. We are basically guaranteed victory.

Well, we've got CR90 and by extension God on our side, so I predict a victory for Team Gayer.

Getting close to cr90 is a good way to die, or so history shows.

We can sell our unlimited supply of gold tooth fillings for superior weapons/ammunition and defenses.

All hail our mighty leader, Gayer!

We can get Saddam to raise the dead of both sides, so every kill we make expands our numbers, and your bullets do nothing.

All hail our mighty leader, Gayer!

 

We can get Saddam to raise the dead of both sides, so every kill we make expands our numbers, and your bullets do nothing.

Psh, everyone knows you need lightning to raise the dead. Who has the magical key and kite that controls lightning? Team Gayer.

Gayer's team is auto win.

/thread

Then why is your avatar crying in defeat?

Quote from: General Douchebag on May 23, 2010, 02:41:28 PM

We can get Saddam to raise the dead of both sides, so every kill we make expands our numbers, and your bullets do nothing.

Psh, everyone knows you need lightning to raise the dead. Who has the magical key and kite that controls lightning? Team Gayer.

Not if you're a necromancer, like Saddam.

YOU PEOPLE ARE RUINING MY IMPORTANT THREAD.

The only thing I'm ruining is your mum

Then you aren't a very good doctor.

LESS SMACK TALK MOAR WAR!

I got everyone to lynch dann. Team gayer won.

I got everyone to lynch dann. Team gayer won.

This is a non-sequitur.

Quote from: SupahLovah on May 24, 2010, 10:02:37 PM

I got everyone to lynch dann. Team gayer won.

This is a non-sequitur.

I got everyone to lynch dann. Without a leader, his team ran away. Team gayer chased them all down and ate them. Team gayer won.