Prison Island.

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Eddy Baby

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Prison Island.
« on: May 04, 2010, 10:52:20 AM »


The BNP (British National Party) want to turn this island into Britain's prison island.


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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2010, 11:57:21 AM »
I would vote for the BNP but they've got no policy on dealing with the hordes of dirty immigants that come into this country looking for free handouts.

Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2010, 12:18:37 PM »
Cape Dissapointment made me lol.
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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2010, 03:07:16 PM »
Firstly, too easy to escape from. Secondly, since my wife is an immigrant, I want no truck with the BNP.
Gayer doesn't live in an atmosphere of vaporised mustard like you appear to, based on your latest photo.

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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2010, 03:20:26 PM »
Firstly, too easy to escape from. Secondly, since my wife is an immigrant, I want no truck with the BNP.


Assuming you're in the UK, if your wife committed a crime under a BNP government, she'd be immediately deported.

Also, they're for legalising the murder of burglars by the homeowner. Something about 'Necessary force'. That can only end well.

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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2010, 03:35:28 PM »
Firstly, too easy to escape from. Secondly, since my wife is an immigrant, I want no truck with the BNP.


Assuming you're in the UK, if your wife committed a crime under a BNP government, she'd be immediately deported.

Also, they're for legalising the murder of burglars by the homeowner. Something about 'Necessary force'. That can only end well.

Burglars are people too. People have absolutely NO right to harm them. Their is no study linking people breaking into your home and people killing you. Just because SOME people who break into house kill or rape, does not mean you will be killed or raped because someone broke into your house. You have to give people the benefit of the doubt.

Correlation without causation.

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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2010, 03:54:16 PM »
I think, if there's a specific law permitting murder, it can get out of hand. As it stands, you'd have to demonstrate that it was your only option.

The BNP plan to 'reintroduce the right of householders to defend themselves and their property
using whatever means they deem necessary.'

What I would deem necessary is a bit different to what other people think. The law should not be lifted for anyone.

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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2010, 03:58:08 PM »
Defending yourself? More like assaulting someone else.

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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2010, 04:46:09 PM »
I like the phrase "whatever means they deem necessary" because that's kind of challenging you to come up with a totally outlandish and extreme way of killing a burglar, just to see if you can get away with it.

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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2010, 05:01:58 PM »
Heads up, it's Australia II

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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2010, 05:04:39 PM »
Heads up, it's Australia II

Oh hell no. This looks much nicer than Australia, albeit slightly colder.
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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2010, 05:08:13 PM »
Firstly, too easy to escape from. Secondly, since my wife is an immigrant, I want no truck with the BNP.


Assuming you're in the UK, if your wife committed a crime under a BNP government, she'd be immediately deported.

If she became a UK citizen then they couldn't. She'd still be an immigrant. Also, she's not the felonious type.
Gayer doesn't live in an atmosphere of vaporised mustard like you appear to, based on your latest photo.

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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2010, 12:13:03 AM »
Firstly, too easy to escape from. Secondly, since my wife is an immigrant, I want no truck with the BNP.


Assuming you're in the UK, if your wife committed a crime under a BNP government, she'd be immediately deported.

If she became a UK citizen then they couldn't. She'd still be an immigrant. Also, she's not the felonious type.


"The BNP will deport all foreigners convicted of crimes in Britain, regardless of their
immigration status."

They're not....that good really.

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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2010, 01:59:33 AM »
Assuming you're in the UK, if your wife committed a crime under a BNP government, she'd be immediately deported.

She committed a crime when she chose to be born in the ghost lands. As a criminal she should be deported.

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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2010, 02:53:29 AM »
Maybe they'd deport my mum. She never bothered to get citizenship.
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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2010, 10:08:52 AM »
Where's she from?

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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2010, 10:44:16 AM »
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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2010, 11:00:48 AM »
Better than thailand.

I would vote BNP if they stood in my area. The three main parties are scared to mention one of the main things we care about....immigration.

You only have to see that with Brown the other day by calling a woman a biggot just for querying immigration.
Stop all this nonesense and bring on the lapdancers.
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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2010, 11:02:32 AM »
Better than thailand.

I would vote BNP if they stood in my area. The three main parties are scared to mention one of the main things we care about....immigration.

You only have to see that with Brown the other day by calling a woman a biggot just for querying immigration.

"Where are all these Eastern Europeans flocking here from?" she said. Not verbatim, but you get my drift. Also, BNP are just straight-up retarded, and so was Churchill.
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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2010, 11:04:22 AM »
Better than thailand.

I would vote BNP if they stood in my area. The three main parties are scared to mention one of the main things we care about....immigration.

You only have to see that with Brown the other day by calling a woman a biggot just for querying immigration.


One: Immigration = good

two: BNP immigration policies = whut

three: Even if they were the awesomest policies in the whole wide world, it wouldn't make up for the roughly 50% retardation that is in their manifesto.


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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2010, 11:05:40 AM »
Half the stuff they come up with is borderline illegal but other stuff are things that the ther parties are frightened to say as they want to stay middle of the road.
Stop all this nonesense and bring on the lapdancers.
I understand Jack1704. It's a Brit thing.

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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2010, 11:06:06 AM »
Firstly, too easy to escape from. Secondly, since my wife is an immigrant, I want no truck with the BNP.


Assuming you're in the UK, if your wife committed a crime under a BNP government, she'd be immediately deported.

Also, they're for legalising the murder of burglars by the homeowner. Something about 'Necessary force'. That can only end well.

Burglars are people too. People have absolutely NO right to harm them. Their is no study linking people breaking into your home and people killing you. Just because SOME people who break into house kill or rape, does not mean you will be killed or raped because someone broke into your house. You have to give people the benefit of the doubt.

Correlation without causation.

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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #22 on: May 05, 2010, 11:06:57 AM »
Half the stuff they come up with is borderline illegal but other stuff are things that the ther parties are frightened to say as they want to stay middle of the road.

I just don't get the problem with immigration. What is it, pray tell?

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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #23 on: May 05, 2010, 11:09:13 AM »
Half the stuff they come up with is borderline illegal but other stuff are things that the ther parties are frightened to say as they want to stay middle of the road.

I just don't get the problem with immigration. What is it, pray tell?
Well to cut it short, we are far too lax.
Stop all this nonesense and bring on the lapdancers.
I understand Jack1704. It's a Brit thing.

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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #24 on: May 05, 2010, 11:11:33 AM »
Half the stuff they come up with is borderline illegal but other stuff are things that the ther parties are frightened to say as they want to stay middle of the road.

I just don't get the problem with immigration. What is it, pray tell?
Well to cut it short, we are far too lax.

I mean, what is the problem with that?

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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #25 on: May 05, 2010, 11:13:20 AM »
Half the stuff they come up with is borderline illegal but other stuff are things that the ther parties are frightened to say as they want to stay middle of the road.

I just don't get the problem with immigration. What is it, pray tell?
Well to cut it short, we are far too lax.

How so? We have banned unskilled workers and have instituted a points-based system similar to fairly extreme countries like Oz. Would you rather we went from Oz to NK?
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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #26 on: May 05, 2010, 11:15:56 AM »
My personal issue is that, especially in the current deficit, the government do spend far toomuch money catching, detaining and support illegal immigrants in this country. Where this money could be used for important things.
Stop all this nonesense and bring on the lapdancers.
I understand Jack1704. It's a Brit thing.

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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #27 on: May 05, 2010, 11:17:07 AM »
My personal issue is that, especially in the current deficit, the government do spend far toomuch money catching, detaining and support illegal immigrants in this country. Where this money could be used for important things.

LET'S MAKE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ILLEGAL!

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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #28 on: May 05, 2010, 11:17:19 AM »
My personal issue is that, especially in the current deficit, the government do spend far toomuch money catching, detaining and support illegal immigrants in this country. Where this money could be used for important things.

Like what, missiles?
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Re: Prison Island.
« Reply #29 on: May 05, 2010, 11:21:41 AM »
My personal issue is that, especially in the current deficit, the government do spend far toomuch money catching, detaining and support illegal immigrants in this country. Where this money could be used for important things.

Like what, missiles?
Increasing the state pension for starters. I think it is currently about £70 per week. Or use the 'extra' money to decrease class sizes, decrease the strain on the NHS, increase prison capacities.

Just because i want to reduce immigrants doesnt mean i want to destroy everything that isnt English with nukes.
Stop all this nonesense and bring on the lapdancers.
I understand Jack1704. It's a Brit thing.