"Ask Midnight Something Intelligent"

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Midnight

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"Ask Midnight Something Intelligent"
« on: March 18, 2010, 07:19:54 PM »
 ;)
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Roundy the Truthinessist

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Re: "Ask Midnight Something Intelligent"
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2010, 07:21:43 PM »
What do Lord of the Flies and Candide share in common?
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Midnight

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Re: "Ask Midnight Something Intelligent"
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2010, 07:23:13 PM »
Catchy titles.

Next!
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Roundy the Truthinessist

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Re: "Ask Midnight Something Intelligent"
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2010, 07:25:39 PM »
Oh, so it's just the questions that are supposed to be intelligent?  Figures.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Benjamin Franklin

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Re: "Ask Midnight Something Intelligent"
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2010, 07:30:37 PM »
If I professed gay love for you, how would you respond?

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theonlydann

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Re: "Ask Midnight Something Intelligent"
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2010, 07:32:04 PM »
Oh, so it's just the questions that are supposed to be intelligent?  Figures.
Win.

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: "Ask Midnight Something Intelligent"
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2010, 07:46:50 PM »
Midnight, have you ever killed a man?

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Re: "Ask Midnight Something Intelligent"
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2010, 01:16:26 AM »
Whats on the back of my head?
Stop all this nonesense and bring on the lapdancers.
I understand Jack1704. It's a Brit thing.

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Re: "Ask Midnight Something Intelligent"
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2010, 10:57:02 AM »
What's 5 x 9?

I need help on my homework  :(

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Re: "Ask Midnight Something Intelligent"
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2010, 12:34:34 PM »
Why don't you grow a dick?

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Re: "Ask Midnight Something Intelligent"
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2010, 12:38:22 PM »
How can I start a wikipedia page on Canesten Combi?

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Re: "Ask Midnight Something Intelligent"
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2010, 01:07:45 PM »
Why so banned, Midnight?

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: "Ask Midnight Something Intelligent"
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2010, 02:18:38 PM »
When did Midnight get banned?

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theonlydann

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Re: "Ask Midnight Something Intelligent"
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2010, 03:48:00 PM »
MIdnight, why are you a cowardly banned thief?

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Raist

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Re: "Ask Midnight Something Intelligent"
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2010, 04:08:33 PM »
Midnight, post here if you are banned.

Re: "Ask Midnight Something Intelligent"
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2010, 04:35:42 PM »
What are your thoughts on these proposed 401k changes?

The proposed 401(k) Fair Disclosure and Pension Security Act, would:

 Require 401k plans to disclose fees on workers? quarterly statements as a dollar figure taken from participants? accounts.

 Require service providers and plan administrators to disclose administrative, investment management and transaction, along with other fees.

 Help workers understand their investment options by providing information on risk, return and investment objectives.

 Require plan administrators to offer at least one low-cost index fund in order to receive protection against liability for participants? investment losses.

 Require service providers to disclose financial relationships so companies that sponsor 401k plans can make sure there are no conflicts of interest.

 Ensure that investment advice is based on workers? needs, not the financial interest of those providing advice.

 Provide adjustments to pension funding rules to ensure plans can weather economic crises without providers being forced to cut jobs or freeze plans.

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Midnight

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Re: "Ask Midnight Something Intelligent"
« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2011, 04:09:34 PM »
Midnight, have you ever killed a man?

What do you think?
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Midnight

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Re: "Ask Midnight Something Intelligent"
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2011, 04:10:42 PM »
When did Midnight get banned?


Never.Going.To.Happen.Fools. :D
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Roundy the Truthinessist

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Re: "Ask Midnight Something Intelligent"
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2011, 06:50:29 PM »
MIDS!!!!!!!!!  :D
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: "Ask Midnight Something Intelligent"
« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2011, 05:13:48 AM »
Hooray!

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Midnight

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Re: "Ask Midnight Something Intelligent"
« Reply #20 on: December 30, 2011, 08:21:13 AM »
 :-*

I have come that ye may now the spice of my loins.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Midnight

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Re: "Ask Midnight Something Intelligent"
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2011, 09:12:13 AM »
If I professed gay love for you, how would you respond?

I would marry a bottle of Sprite.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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theonlydann

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Re: "Ask Midnight Something Intelligent"
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2011, 01:14:38 PM »
What it do?