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Blood
« on: March 16, 2010, 12:51:21 AM »
who here donates it?
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« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2010, 12:52:15 AM »
I used to donate plasma, but I haven't in a long time.  If I can find the time and patience to go again, I might just do that.
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« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2010, 12:59:23 AM »
I used to donate plasma, but I haven't in a long time.  If I can find the time and patience to go again, I might just do that.
you should. it is fairly simple way to save lives.
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« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2010, 01:11:04 AM »
I do. And I must be really good at it because my donor card says "A+".

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« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2010, 01:23:36 AM »
I should. I'm on the organ donor register but I keep forgetting to sign myself up for blood donation.

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« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2010, 01:52:46 AM »
I tried to donate once but my haemoglobin was too low. And I can't donate where I live now anyway cos they have a ban on people who lived in Britland during the BSE stuffs
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« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2010, 01:56:47 AM »
I do. I have AIDs also.
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« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2010, 02:10:08 AM »
Someone hurry up and comment on my witty post.
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« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2010, 02:10:27 AM »
Over 40 pints so far.   AB+
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« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2010, 02:23:02 AM »
I'm not sure what blood group I am, I think its B+
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« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2010, 02:41:11 AM »
My blood is mine and if you want it you'll have to beat it out of me.

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« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2010, 02:41:49 AM »
My blood is mine and if you want it you'll have to beat it out of me.
Challenge?

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« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2010, 02:45:44 AM »
My blood is mine and if you want it you'll have to beat it out of me.
Challenge?

I issue no formal challenge.  I am merely stating the most likely way in which one would acquire a sampling of my blood.

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« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2010, 03:24:32 AM »
My blood is mine and if you want it you'll have to beat it out of me.
Thats my motto when it comes to donating sperm.

ALso, i havent been able to donate blood because i havent gone long enough without getting a tattoo.

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« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2010, 04:21:38 AM »
I went to get tested to give blood once. They told me I had virus antibodies in the first test, and when they did a second test for redundancy, the antibodies had gone ninja and disappeared. They didn't want ninja blood, so I had to wait for six months. After that, I haven't tried it again.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2010, 04:36:13 AM »
My blood is mine and if you want it you'll have to beat it out of me.

Selfish git.

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« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2010, 05:25:57 AM »
My blood is mine and if you want it you'll have to beat it out of me.

Selfish git.

This was never in contention.

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« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2010, 05:27:15 AM »
My blood is mine and if you want it you'll have to beat it out of me.

Selfish git.

This was never in contention.
Im in contention.

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« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2010, 11:12:13 AM »
My blood is mine and if you want it you'll have to beat it out of me.

Selfish git.

This was never in contention.
Im in contention.
Im at a convention
Stop all this nonesense and bring on the lapdancers.
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« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2010, 09:00:12 PM »
do not have caffeine after giving blood. egh. word to the wise.
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« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2010, 09:14:49 PM »
I donate some to the street every time I beat someone's ass.

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« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2010, 12:40:41 AM »
I donate some to the street every time I beat someone's ass.

If only more people were as charitable as this.
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« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2010, 12:42:35 AM »
Someone hurry up and comment on my witty post.

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« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2010, 01:49:15 AM »
do not have caffeine after giving blood. egh. word to the wise.

Why not? Why do they give out coffee then?
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« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2010, 05:42:46 AM »
I have never gotten the phrase "word to the wise." If I am so wise, why do I need your words?
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2010, 05:46:25 AM »
do not have caffeine after giving blood. egh. word to the wise.
Wouldn't it be a word FROM the wise? I've always wondered that... my wise lil' Wendigo...

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« Reply #26 on: March 17, 2010, 10:15:10 AM »
do not have caffeine after giving blood. egh. word to the wise.

Why not? Why do they give out coffee then?
they never give coffee after donating. just juice and crackers.
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« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2010, 10:36:43 AM »
They do where I donate. Tea, coffee or juice......and bikkies.
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« Reply #28 on: March 17, 2010, 11:15:06 AM »
do not have caffeine after giving blood. egh. word to the wise.
But do drink plenty of alcohol
Stop all this nonesense and bring on the lapdancers.
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« Reply #29 on: March 17, 2010, 11:44:27 AM »
do not have caffeine after giving blood. egh. word to the wise.

Why not? Why do they give out coffee then?
they never give coffee after donating. just juice and crackers.

They give out coffee in Britland. And I'm pretty sure they give out coffee here too cos people drink about 10 cups a day so they need their fix often (seriously, even in the hospital they give you coffee at suppertime which seems a bit strange, giving caffeine before sleeptime)
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