Go on.
will you suck me ?

Nah, I'm rubbish at it
Have you ever tromboned a mountie?
Not yet
Hey i will teach you, and monitor your progress
. don't worry. so what do ya say?
xx
Although I'm sure you'd be a fantastic teacher with all your experience of sucking people off, I think I will have to decline.
How about a hand job then, luv ?
you could just grip my cock, you don't even need to move it up and down.
i'll cum anyway.

xxx