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Ocius

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Re: Ask a Christian anything.
« Reply #30 on: March 03, 2010, 04:33:52 PM »
Not even gonna try to answer this one cause it contradicts itself.

So, you have no answer.

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You could make a statement and I could keep asking you "why?" until you didn't have an answer.

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Re: Ask a Christian anything.
« Reply #31 on: March 03, 2010, 04:34:04 PM »
If God didn't need to be created, why did the universe?

I believe God desired companionship, so he created an environment in which his companions could exist (the universe).

Is this contagious?


Probably.

If i took my hamster fo a walk and lost it, wold it find its way home?

Probably not.
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There is evidence for a NASA conspiracy. Please search.

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Re: Ask a Christian anything.
« Reply #32 on: March 03, 2010, 04:37:18 PM »
Not even gonna try to answer this one cause it contradicts itself.

So, you have no answer.

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You could make a statement and I could keep asking you "why?" until you didn't have an answer.

This is why I was kind of hoping that I would be the only one answering questions. I welcome FearTehGators's input, but his views don't necessarily represent my own. I answered this question on the first page and if anybody wants more clarification on it I would be happy to give it. I don't want to antagonize anybody, I just want people to have the chance to present their questions about Christianity in a somewhat organized way and that through it I can root out some logical fallacies in my own worldview.
There is evidence for a NASA conspiracy. Please search.

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Re: Ask a Christian anything.
« Reply #33 on: March 03, 2010, 06:59:49 PM »
Is Jesus Christ on the Earth now?

No.
No one asked you. If you fill like answering questions addressed to you, start your own thread.

Then don't you think if only Canadark wanted to answer the questions he or she would have named the thread "Ask Canadark anything."?  Instead the thread is "Ask a Christian anything." so get off my back.
A Christian. Singular.

IE: Not you.

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« Reply #34 on: March 03, 2010, 07:35:55 PM »
Is Jesus Christ on the Earth now?

No.
No one asked you. If you fill like answering questions addressed to you, start your own thread.

Then don't you think if only Canadark wanted to answer the questions he or she would have named the thread "Ask Canadark anything."?  Instead the thread is "Ask a Christian anything." so get off my back.
A Christian. Singular.

IE: Not you.

No one likes a smart ass.

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Re: Ask a Christian anything.
« Reply #35 on: March 03, 2010, 07:53:22 PM »
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Re: Ask a Christian anything.
« Reply #36 on: March 03, 2010, 08:18:20 PM »
Who does Jesus want me to vote for?
Think hard. Think Flat.

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Re: Ask a Christian anything.
« Reply #37 on: March 03, 2010, 08:40:42 PM »
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

All of it?

Who does Jesus want me to vote for?

I don't know.
There is evidence for a NASA conspiracy. Please search.

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Re: Ask a Christian anything.
« Reply #38 on: March 03, 2010, 09:12:58 PM »
Does Jesus use a Mac, PC, or Linux?
Think hard. Think Flat.

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Re: Ask a Christian anything.
« Reply #39 on: March 03, 2010, 09:15:09 PM »
Does Jesus use a Mac, PC, or Linux?
Neither. He runs Solaris on a Sun Workstation.

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Re: Ask a Christian anything.
« Reply #40 on: March 03, 2010, 09:19:01 PM »
Whats your middle name?
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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« Reply #41 on: March 03, 2010, 09:19:59 PM »
Whats your middle name?
I don't have one.

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« Reply #42 on: March 03, 2010, 09:20:29 PM »
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2010, 09:21:06 PM »
Whats your middle name?
I don't have one.

I wasn't asking you  >:(
I wasn't asking CR90 either, but he felt called for.

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Re: Ask a Christian anything.
« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2010, 09:30:59 PM »
Whats your middle name?

William

Does Jesus use a Mac, PC, or Linux?

I like Parsec's answer.
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Re: Ask a Christian anything.
« Reply #45 on: March 03, 2010, 09:43:42 PM »
What's YHWH's position on homosexuality?

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Re: Ask a Christian anything.
« Reply #46 on: March 03, 2010, 10:01:10 PM »
Did Jesus ever make out with someone?
Think hard. Think Flat.

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Re: Ask a Christian anything.
« Reply #47 on: March 03, 2010, 10:06:30 PM »
What's your mum's name?
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: Ask a Christian anything.
« Reply #48 on: March 03, 2010, 10:08:53 PM »

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« Reply #49 on: March 03, 2010, 10:50:24 PM »
Cry me a river.
It's physically impossible! Let us estimate that one teardrop is a sphere (5 +/- 2) mm in diameter. This would make its volume to be (1.13 +/- 1.02) x 10-6 m3. Now, suppose we have a modest sized river (20 +/- 5) m wide, and (50 +/- 5) cm deep and (20 +/- 5) km long. The volume of the whole riverbed would then be (2.2 +/- 1.2) x 105 m3. If I was to fill it up by crying, it would take me somewhere around 10^11 tears. Even if I were to cry 10 tears per second for 16 hours non stop every day, it would take me 475 years to fill it up. Since this is an order of magnitude longer than an average human life, I am afraid I cannot do it.

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Re: Ask a Christian anything.
« Reply #50 on: March 03, 2010, 10:53:41 PM »

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« Reply #51 on: March 03, 2010, 10:55:30 PM »

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« Reply #52 on: March 03, 2010, 10:58:17 PM »
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: Ask a Christian anything.
« Reply #53 on: March 03, 2010, 10:59:16 PM »
Whats your middle name?

William

What's your mum's name?
And this is how passwords are recovered.



For that I should ask for his mum's maiden name
Yeah, but, luckily I stopped your interrogating sequence in time.

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« Reply #54 on: March 03, 2010, 11:10:32 PM »
Whats your middle name?

William

What's your mum's name?
And this is how passwords are recovered.



For that I should ask for his mum's maiden name
Yeah, but, luckily I stopped your interrogating sequence in time.

Oh what a good boy you are
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: Ask a Christian anything.
« Reply #55 on: March 03, 2010, 11:19:17 PM »
Cry me a river.
It's physically impossible! Let us estimate that one teardrop is a sphere (5 +/- 2) mm in diameter. This would make its volume to be (1.13 +/- 1.02) x 10-6 m3. Now, suppose we have a modest sized river (20 +/- 5) m wide, and (50 +/- 5) cm deep and (20 +/- 5) km long. The volume of the whole riverbed would then be (2.2 +/- 1.2) x 105 m3. If I was to fill it up by crying, it would take me somewhere around 10^11 tears. Even if I were to cry 10 tears per second for 16 hours non stop every day, it would take me 475 years to fill it up. Since this is an order of magnitude longer than an average human life, I am afraid I cannot do it.

No one likes a smart ass.

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Re: Ask a Christian anything.
« Reply #56 on: March 03, 2010, 11:20:16 PM »
Cry me a river.
It's physically impossible! Let us estimate that one teardrop is a sphere (5 +/- 2) mm in diameter. This would make its volume to be (1.13 +/- 1.02) x 10-6 m3. Now, suppose we have a modest sized river (20 +/- 5) m wide, and (50 +/- 5) cm deep and (20 +/- 5) km long. The volume of the whole riverbed would then be (2.2 +/- 1.2) x 105 m3. If I was to fill it up by crying, it would take me somewhere around 10^11 tears. Even if I were to cry 10 tears per second for 16 hours non stop every day, it would take me 475 years to fill it up. Since this is an order of magnitude longer than an average human life, I am afraid I cannot do it.

No one likes a smart ass.
You sure showed him.

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Jack1704

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« Reply #57 on: March 04, 2010, 12:50:20 AM »
I find these answers are without context or mean. BOOOOOOOO. Be more creative.
Stop all this nonesense and bring on the lapdancers.
I understand Jack1704. It's a Brit thing.

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Re: Ask a Christian anything.
« Reply #58 on: March 04, 2010, 12:53:56 AM »
Cry me a river.
It's physically impossible! Let us estimate that one teardrop is a sphere (5 +/- 2) mm in diameter. This would make its volume to be (1.13 +/- 1.02) x 10-6 m3. Now, suppose we have a modest sized river (20 +/- 5) m wide, and (50 +/- 5) cm deep and (20 +/- 5) km long. The volume of the whole riverbed would then be (2.2 +/- 1.2) x 105 m3. If I was to fill it up by crying, it would take me somewhere around 10^11 tears. Even if I were to cry 10 tears per second for 16 hours non stop every day, it would take me 475 years to fill it up. Since this is an order of magnitude longer than an average human life, I am afraid I cannot do it.

Parsec officially wins.

anyway, back to Chritstianity: Why did God make CR90 so dense?

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Jack1704

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« Reply #59 on: March 04, 2010, 12:59:31 AM »
Cry me a river.
It's physically impossible! Let us estimate that one teardrop is a sphere (5 +/- 2) mm in diameter. This would make its volume to be (1.13 +/- 1.02) x 10-6 m3. Now, suppose we have a modest sized river (20 +/- 5) m wide, and (50 +/- 5) cm deep and (20 +/- 5) km long. The volume of the whole riverbed would then be (2.2 +/- 1.2) x 105 m3. If I was to fill it up by crying, it would take me somewhere around 10^11 tears. Even if I were to cry 10 tears per second for 16 hours non stop every day, it would take me 475 years to fill it up. Since this is an order of magnitude longer than an average human life, I am afraid I cannot do it.

Parsec officially wins.

anyway, back to Chritstianity: Why did God make CR90 so dense?
Didnt he create man in his own image?
Stop all this nonesense and bring on the lapdancers.
I understand Jack1704. It's a Brit thing.