Random Political Comic thread

Quote from: Jack1704 on February 09, 2010, 04:01:41 PM

My nipper came home from school around xmas and told me about jesus being born and his life and all that jazz.

I asked him to go to school the next day and ask his teacher who wrote this story. Didnt go down to well.

That's LOL. It's also one of the reasons my girlfriend and I plan to never have children.

We never planned to have kids either. We never even had sex, it was a miracle. Twice.

Quote from: Mykael on February 09, 2010, 04:00:52 PM

Quote from: Wendy on February 09, 2010, 03:58:24 PM

In kindergarten, I made a Christian rage by asking whom out of Adam and Eve or the dinosaurs were created first and why the bible doesn't mention dinosaurs. True story.

Try asking whether Adam came before Eve, or whether the two were created together.

Interestingly enough, lots of the less zealous Christians I know offer this explanation for that little quirk: Adam was the first human whom God created, genderless, in his own image. When he saw that humanity was incomplete, he created the woman Eve out of Adam's rib, and made minor modifications to Adam, making him the first man.

Genderless? In his own image?

Also:

26: And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
27: So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.

Honestly, do you really believe that the divine creator of the universe has a gender?

Honestly, do you really believe that the divine creator of the universe

No

has a gender?

And no.



But hey, if we're going to take the Bible literally, let's not half-ass it.

Dude. Nobody takes the bible literally. And those who claim to do, only take some parts of it literally. The rest, they explain away or claim to be symbolism.

If you'll excuse me now, Ihave more important things to me to worry about then arguing with idiots.



BASEBALL SEASON!!!

If you'll excuse me now, Ihave more important things to me to worry about then arguing with idiots.

That's amazing.

In a single post, you proved every one of my points.

Quote from: FearTehGators on February 09, 2010, 04:18:20 PM

If you'll excuse me now, Ihave more important things to me to worry about then arguing with idiots.

That's amazing.

You're right. There are more important things than arguing and personally attacking someone.

Thanks for seeing it my way.

Quote from: Mykael on February 09, 2010, 04:21:11 PM

Quote from: FearTehGators on February 09, 2010, 04:18:20 PM

If you'll excuse me now, Ihave more important things to me to worry about then arguing with idiots.

That's amazing.

You're right. There are more important things than arguing and personally attacking someone.

Thanks for seeing it my way.

Very mature.

I've tried being polite, I've tried engaging you in logical debate, I've tried everything, but to no avail. You are completely impervious to logic. You answer politeness and reason with snide ad hominems.



Therefore, I consider you no longer entitled to basic courtesies. Consider the safeties off.

Quote from: FearTehGators on February 09, 2010, 04:22:41 PM

Quote from: Mykael on February 09, 2010, 04:21:11 PM

Quote from: FearTehGators on February 09, 2010, 04:18:20 PM

If you'll excuse me now, Ihave more important things to me to worry about then arguing with idiots.

That's amazing.

You're right. There are more important things than arguing and personally attacking someone.

Thanks for seeing it my way.

Very mature.

I've tried being polite, I've tried engaging you in logical debate, I've tried everything, but to no avail. You are completely impervious to logic. You answer politeness and reason with snide ad hominems.



Therefore, I consider you no longer entitled to basic courtesies. Consider the safeties off.

He should be used to it, Palin leaves the safety off while hunting wolves.

Quote from: Chris Spaghetti on February 09, 2010, 02:53:23 PM

Quote

This one makes no sense, Obama is the one letting them get off.

PLEASE, for the love of all that's holy to you, tell me you're joking?

Quote from: FearTehGators on February 09, 2010, 01:34:22 PM

Last I checked, in America, you didn't have to study something if it was against your religion, the teacher would give you something else.

*headdesk*

Well keep banging your head cause I'm not. Hey maybe you'll end up with a concussion and you'll see why we wear pads in American football.

Quote from: Raist on February 09, 2010, 02:55:56 PM

Learning something in no way interferes with your religion nor does it violate it. At most they'll let kids out of controversial subjects at parents requests (say a 5th grade discussion on sexuality etc) if the parents would like to teach them instead.

How do you figure? I remember not learning the "big bang theory" in 3rd grade cause of my faith.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

If you'll excuse me now, Ihave more important things to me to worry about then arguing with idiots.



BASEBALL SEASON!!!

Seriously, why? Why would you post this? You are fucking amazed at how we go after you, yet when the conversation turns away from you, you go ahead and post another fuckwit comment and make yourself a target again. Seriously, what is wrong with you? Were you dropped on your head as a baby?

Quote from: FearTehGators on February 09, 2010, 04:22:41 PM

Quote from: Mykael on February 09, 2010, 04:21:11 PM

Quote from: FearTehGators on February 09, 2010, 04:18:20 PM

If you'll excuse me now, Ihave more important things to me to worry about then arguing with idiots.

That's amazing.

You're right. There are more important things than arguing and personally attacking someone.

Thanks for seeing it my way.

Very mature.

I've tried being polite, I've tried engaging you in logical debate, I've tried everything, but to no avail. You are completely impervious to logic. You answer politeness and reason with snide ad hominems.



Therefore, I consider you no longer entitled to basic courtesies. Consider the safeties off.

I thought I was pretty polite, The fact that you want to "debate" instead of agree to disagree is proof that you may be a little immature your self.

Quote from: Mykael on February 09, 2010, 04:30:25 PM

Quote from: FearTehGators on February 09, 2010, 04:22:41 PM

Quote from: Mykael on February 09, 2010, 04:21:11 PM

Quote from: FearTehGators on February 09, 2010, 04:18:20 PM

If you'll excuse me now, Ihave more important things to me to worry about then arguing with idiots.

That's amazing.

You're right. There are more important things than arguing and personally attacking someone.

Thanks for seeing it my way.

Very mature.

I've tried being polite, I've tried engaging you in logical debate, I've tried everything, but to no avail. You are completely impervious to logic. You answer politeness and reason with snide ad hominems.



Therefore, I consider you no longer entitled to basic courtesies. Consider the safeties off.

I thought I was pretty polite, The fact that you want to "debate" instead of agree to disagree is proof that you may be a little immature your self.

You must be a very short person. I'm guessing around 5'4"

Quote from: Mykael on February 09, 2010, 03:03:28 PM

Quote from: Sean on February 09, 2010, 03:00:14 PM

Yes, you did. Learning is against your religion.

This.

The idiotic superstitions to which you subscribe do not just require ignorance, they enforce it. They are without any merit whatsoever.

You can't honestly believe what you've twisted my words into, can you? Then again I wouldn't put it pass an atheist. I said learning the big bang was against my religion.

If I really thought science was against my religion, I would more than likely be dead without the medical care that science has produced.

So get you head out of your ass and actually read.

Both medical science and TBBT follow the basic guidelines of the scientific method. If your religion was against medicine, would you not "believe" in that as well?

Quote from: FearTehGators on February 09, 2010, 04:42:13 PM

Quote from: Mykael on February 09, 2010, 04:30:25 PM

Quote from: FearTehGators on February 09, 2010, 04:22:41 PM

Quote from: Mykael on February 09, 2010, 04:21:11 PM

Quote from: FearTehGators on February 09, 2010, 04:18:20 PM

If you'll excuse me now, Ihave more important things to me to worry about then arguing with idiots.

That's amazing.

You're right. There are more important things than arguing and personally attacking someone.

Thanks for seeing it my way.

Very mature.

I've tried being polite, I've tried engaging you in logical debate, I've tried everything, but to no avail. You are completely impervious to logic. You answer politeness and reason with snide ad hominems.



Therefore, I consider you no longer entitled to basic courtesies. Consider the safeties off.

I thought I was pretty polite, The fact that you want to "debate" instead of agree to disagree is proof that you may be a little immature your self.

You must be a very short person. I'm guessing around 5'4"

6' 3"

Quote from: FearTehGators on February 09, 2010, 03:08:12 PM

Quote from: Mykael on February 09, 2010, 03:03:28 PM

Quote from: Sean on February 09, 2010, 03:00:14 PM

Yes, you did. Learning is against your religion.

This.

The idiotic superstitions to which you subscribe do not just require ignorance, they enforce it. They are without any merit whatsoever.

You can't honestly believe what you've twisted my words into, can you? Then again I wouldn't put it pass an atheist. I said learning the big bang was against my religion.

If I really thought science was against my religion, I would more than likely be dead without the medical care that science has produced.

So get you head out of your ass and actually read.

Both medical science and TBBT follow the basic guidelines of the scientific method. If your religion was against medicine, would you not "believe" in that as well?

wat.

Quote from: Mykael on February 09, 2010, 04:30:25 PM

Quote from: FearTehGators on February 09, 2010, 04:22:41 PM

Quote from: Mykael on February 09, 2010, 04:21:11 PM

Quote from: FearTehGators on February 09, 2010, 04:18:20 PM

If you'll excuse me now, Ihave more important things to me to worry about then arguing with idiots.

That's amazing.

You're right. There are more important things than arguing and personally attacking someone.

Thanks for seeing it my way.

Very mature.

I've tried being polite, I've tried engaging you in logical debate, I've tried everything, but to no avail. You are completely impervious to logic. You answer politeness and reason with snide ad hominems.



Therefore, I consider you no longer entitled to basic courtesies. Consider the safeties off.

I thought I was pretty polite, The fact that you want to "debate" instead of agree to disagree is proof that you may be a little immature your self.

I don't understand your views, therefore I seek to understand them. The easiest way to do this is via logical debate.

Quote from: Mykael on February 09, 2010, 04:30:25 PM

Quote from: FearTehGators on February 09, 2010, 04:22:41 PM

Quote from: Mykael on February 09, 2010, 04:21:11 PM

Quote from: FearTehGators on February 09, 2010, 04:18:20 PM

If you'll excuse me now, Ihave more important things to me to worry about then arguing with idiots.

That's amazing.

You're right. There are more important things than arguing and personally attacking someone.

Thanks for seeing it my way.

Very mature.

I've tried being polite, I've tried engaging you in logical debate, I've tried everything, but to no avail. You are completely impervious to logic. You answer politeness and reason with snide ad hominems.



Therefore, I consider you no longer entitled to basic courtesies. Consider the safeties off.

I thought I was pretty polite, The fact that you want to "debate" instead of agree to disagree is proof that you may be a little immature your self.

God help us all.

Stop posting religious comics in the political comics thread!

Quote from: SupahLovah on February 09, 2010, 04:44:16 PM

Quote from: FearTehGators on February 09, 2010, 04:42:13 PM

Quote from: Mykael on February 09, 2010, 04:30:25 PM

Quote from: FearTehGators on February 09, 2010, 04:22:41 PM

Quote from: Mykael on February 09, 2010, 04:21:11 PM

Quote from: FearTehGators on February 09, 2010, 04:18:20 PM

If you'll excuse me now, I have more important things to me to worry about then arguing with idiots.

That's amazing.

You're right. There are more important things than arguing and personally attacking someone.

Thanks for seeing it my way.

Very mature.

I've tried being polite, I've tried engaging you in logical debate, I've tried everything, but to no avail. You are completely impervious to logic. You answer politeness and reason with snide ad hominems.

Therefore, I consider you no longer entitled to basic courtesies. Consider the safeties off.

I thought I was pretty polite, The fact that you want to "debate" instead of agree to disagree is proof that you may be a little immature your self.

You must be a very short person. I'm guessing around 5'4"

5' 3"

Quote from: Areweonfiya on February 09, 2010, 04:50:43 PM

Quote from: FearTehGators on February 09, 2010, 03:08:12 PM

Quote from: Mykael on February 09, 2010, 03:03:28 PM

Quote from: Sean on February 09, 2010, 03:00:14 PM

Yes, you did. Learning is against your religion.

This.

The idiotic superstitions to which you subscribe do not just require ignorance, they enforce it. They are without any merit whatsoever.

You can't honestly believe what you've twisted my words into, can you? Then again I wouldn't put it pass an atheist. I said learning the big bang was against my religion.

If I really thought science was against my religion, I would more than likely be dead without the medical care that science has produced.

So get you head out of your ass and actually read.

Both medical science and TBBT follow the basic guidelines of the scientific method. If your religion was against medicine, would you not "believe" in that as well?

wat.

First off, I knew I must've guessed a bit too tall. Maybe around 75 lbs?

And you're basically saying that you don't believe in the scientific method and that learning is against your faith/religion. We're making fun of you and the ways you contradict yourself.

Getting back on track:

I only accept Jesus from Africans. I have on multiple occasions let Africans who used to live in poverty tell me all about Jesus. It really brightens my day.

Also, I'm trying to find a combination of keys to say what I need to say to CR90. I don't think they exist.

Getting back on track:

Holy crap, that comic really is a haiku. that is pretty awesome.

Thats exactly what they look like aswell.

That comic is neither religious nor political.

Kindly take your trolling elsewhere.

Thats Labour Devil.

As such it is both

Quote from: Chris Spaghetti on February 04, 2010, 03:45:11 PM

Remember kids, it's your responsibility to share out god's resources for people who are suffering at the hands of that same god.

Lol, it's amazing the way religions can keep offering up God as both hero and villain at the same time, and never notice the contradiction.  It's like the idea of Jesus sacrificing himself on the cross to appease God and take the blame for original sin (Adam and Eve taking fruit).  What a martyr.  Then everyone forgets just a few minor details:

• Adam and Eve never actually existed, so mankind didn't "owe" God a death at all.
• If Jesus was the incarnation of God, was he was trying to appease...himself?
• Why would anyone want to worship a monstrous dictator who demands a death as payment?

1. The Bible teaches that Adam and Eve did exist.
2. Yes.
3. Because He Himself made the death payment on our behalf.

Quote from: Mykael on February 07, 2010, 07:42:14 PM

Quote from: FearTehGators on February 07, 2010, 03:26:30 PM

if that's right-wing what's left when you you brits?

New Democratic Party of Canada
Actual socialists ^^

Also, Chris is correct. Obama is a centrist even by American standards, and the average Democrat is lined up more or less with Canada's Conservative Party.

Here's an illustration from PoliticalCompass.org, which uses more of a European-Canadian political spectrum:



USA Presidential Election 2008:


Canadian Federal Election 2008:

This is laughable that you call Obama a "centrist by even America's standards".

So typical of American conservatives to have absolutely no sense of proportion. Stop laughing and read up on this shit.