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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #180 on: January 20, 2010, 12:37:25 PM »

Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #181 on: January 20, 2010, 04:00:00 PM »
Dumb.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #182 on: January 20, 2010, 04:00:56 PM »
Dumb.
Hey, it's Althalus. Give him a break.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #183 on: January 20, 2010, 04:06:57 PM »
Uber original!
Stop all this nonesense and bring on the lapdancers.
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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #184 on: January 21, 2010, 01:51:08 AM »
I'm not entirely convinced that Jesus was even literate.  Hence the need for scribes and a complete lack of documentation for posterity of the alleged word of God, but that's a different discussion.
Die in a fire, dude. How could have he read the scriptures in front of everyone in the sinagouge?

If I recall, Jesus only "read" a passage or two.  It could have been easily memorized and recited.  The odds are against the son of a carpenter living in the first few decades of the Julian calendar to know how to read or write.  However, the argument is purely academic.  Neither side has anything to cite but the highly dubious words of an ancient book that's been through many translations and has dozens of versions in English alone.  In the end I'm just playing the odds game and Christians simply don't want to think of their savior as illiterate.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #185 on: January 21, 2010, 02:30:12 AM »
To be honest I think he probably was literate (If he existed at all, which, again, I am prepared to accept) but it was probably self-taught and inspired by his visits with his father to the big city and the temple.

I say that because of the one story we have from his childhood where he was engaged with scriptural debate with the temple Rabbis. I imagine they were impressed with the boy's abilities so they decided to indulge him. I can't imagine the spritual leaders would have bothered wasting time with a simple country boy otherwise.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #186 on: January 21, 2010, 10:02:02 AM »
All Jewish men were literate because they had to attend the synagogue school. This was one of the main advantages of Jews under Roman rule.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #187 on: January 26, 2010, 10:19:37 PM »

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #188 on: January 26, 2010, 10:46:47 PM »
Incoming imagewall.



















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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #189 on: January 26, 2010, 11:11:05 PM »

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #190 on: January 26, 2010, 11:12:38 PM »


I don't get it...
Seriously?

Print it out and take it to church with you next Sunday. Maybe you'll get it then.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #191 on: January 27, 2010, 01:27:41 AM »


I don't get it...

Subtle, yet retarted. 7/10, would get trollbaited again.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #192 on: January 27, 2010, 01:36:07 AM »

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #193 on: January 27, 2010, 01:41:13 AM »


I don't get it...

Really? It seems obvious to me.

The roach that was crushed by the boot is supposed to be the roaches version of Jesus.
The only possible explanation for this is that the Earth is generally spherical in shape, otherwise, such a perpetual curvature could not exist

Wilmore is a RE'er in disguise

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #194 on: January 27, 2010, 01:42:13 AM »


I don't get it...

Really? It seems obvious to me.

The roach that was crushed by the boot is supposed to be the roaches version of Jesus.

I get that, but I don't get how that would be the roaches JEsus>

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #195 on: January 27, 2010, 01:59:21 AM »
Don't bother. Move on. This joke isn't for you.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #196 on: January 27, 2010, 03:11:03 AM »

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #197 on: January 27, 2010, 03:38:10 AM »
Stop posting religious comics in the political comics thread, gatorz.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #200 on: January 27, 2010, 10:30:47 AM »
If only his belt said Humus
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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #201 on: January 27, 2010, 05:08:20 PM »
Then you'd have something political to read about while you were down there?

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #202 on: January 27, 2010, 05:23:26 PM »

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #203 on: January 27, 2010, 05:29:02 PM »


Because more people will magically appear causing doctors to be inundated?

Or because we won't get proper coverage and won't be able to see the doctor. Pick which one you think will happen and stick to it.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #204 on: January 27, 2010, 06:17:04 PM »


Because more people will magically appear causing doctors to be inundated?

Or because we won't get proper coverage and won't be able to see the doctor. Pick which one you think will happen and stick to it.

Maybe the people who are too sick to get health insurance will finally be able to go see a doctor about their condition.
I don't know what you're implying, but you're probably wrong.

Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #205 on: January 27, 2010, 06:39:17 PM »


Because more people will magically appear causing doctors to be inundated?

Or because we won't get proper coverage and won't be able to see the doctor. Pick which one you think will happen and stick to it.

Maybe the people who are too sick to get health insurance will finally be able to go see a doctor about their condition.

Woah woah woah, slow down you communist.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #206 on: January 27, 2010, 07:14:10 PM »


Because more people will magically appear causing doctors to be inundated?

Or because we won't get proper coverage and won't be able to see the doctor. Pick which one you think will happen and stick to it.

Maybe the people who are too sick to get health insurance will finally be able to go see a doctor about their condition.

That way they can continue to drain the economy and take up jobs? Let them die.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #207 on: January 28, 2010, 04:10:09 AM »
Drain the economy by taking jobs???

I know you're joking but still...

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #208 on: January 28, 2010, 07:22:33 AM »
CR90 is right. I waited 6 months yesterday to get into the hospital last night :(
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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #209 on: January 28, 2010, 12:49:32 PM »