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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #870 on: February 16, 2011, 10:02:01 AM »
I am open to listen, Chris. You won't be the first or last religious person I debate with. But if something really bothers me, is demotivators like CR90's, they don't deserve any other answer.


Isn't he giving a sarcastic cop-out theist reply?
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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #871 on: February 16, 2011, 11:34:57 AM »
I am open to listen, Chris. You won't be the first or last religious person I debate with. But if something really bothers me, is demotivators like CR90's, they don't deserve any other answer.

lrn2 sarcasm, moron.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #872 on: February 16, 2011, 12:32:57 PM »
Signature under building process, our apologies for the inconveniences

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #873 on: February 16, 2011, 12:35:53 PM »
Internet sarcasm: They could totally tell from the tone of your voice.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #874 on: February 16, 2011, 12:44:48 PM »
Internet sarcasm: They could totally tell from the tone of your voice.

Or they could just detect sarcasm using their intelligence. Which sometimes doesn't work.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #875 on: February 16, 2011, 02:16:26 PM »
To be fair, I think that was an acceptable poe*.

*Poe's Law states:
?Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humour, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #876 on: February 16, 2011, 04:40:56 PM »

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #877 on: February 16, 2011, 05:34:53 PM »
The telling part is that shit like CR90's demotivator is based off of misunderstanding and ignorance. Stuff like Kira's and Dino's actually represent Christianity's beliefs.

I can't wait to see him responding by saying that I'm ignorant.
You're ignorant. I'm not getting into relgion
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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #878 on: February 16, 2011, 05:36:10 PM »

Re: Random Political Comic thread
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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #880 on: February 16, 2011, 06:00:42 PM »
The telling part is that shit like CR90's demotivator is based off of misunderstanding and ignorance. Stuff like Kira's and Dino's actually represent Christianity's beliefs.

I can't wait to see him responding by saying that I'm ignorant.
You're ignorant. I'm not getting into relgion

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #881 on: February 16, 2011, 09:24:39 PM »
Guardian Angel

So people who get hit by busses don't have guardian angels? Why would god give some people guardian angels and not others? (Inb4 to teach atheists a lesson. Christians are not bus-proof)

Holy shit, you're back! ILU man!

Sup Dino. People still hate you here?

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #882 on: February 17, 2011, 03:24:19 AM »
I think we always will.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #883 on: February 17, 2011, 07:11:00 AM »
Guardian Angel

So people who get hit by busses don't have guardian angels? Why would god give some people guardian angels and not others? (Inb4 to teach atheists a lesson. Christians are not bus-proof)

Holy shit, you're back! ILU man!

Sup Dino. People still hate you here?



They're just resentful of my mad trolling skills.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #884 on: February 17, 2011, 07:14:19 AM »
And your rugged good looks and schoolyard mentality.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #885 on: February 17, 2011, 07:26:27 AM »
And your rugged good looks and schoolyard mentality.

And my bitchin' name change.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #886 on: February 17, 2011, 01:29:20 PM »


Being charitable doesn't automatically qualify you as a believer in Christ and thus guarantee you a spot in heaven.

That's like saying because I was born I'm entitled to a job.

Jesus healed sick, brought people back from death, saved people from being stoned to death, restored vision to a blind man, etc.

Now knowing y'all you gonna say I called Ghandi evil, which I have not.

Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #887 on: February 17, 2011, 01:31:03 PM »


Being charitable doesn't automatically qualify you as a believer in Christ and thus guarantee you a spot in heaven.

That's like saying because I was born I'm entitled to a job.

Jesus healed sick, brought people back from death, saved people from being stoned to death, restored vision to a blind man, etc.

Now knowing y'all you gonna say I called Ghandi evil, which I have not.



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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #888 on: February 17, 2011, 01:39:09 PM »
And your rugged good looks and schoolyard mentality.

And my bitchin' name change.

And the thousand-mile stare.




Being charitable doesn't automatically qualify you as a believer in Christ and thus guarantee you a spot in heaven.

That's like saying because I was born I'm entitled to a job.

Jesus healed sick, brought people back from death, saved people from being stoned to death, restored vision to a blind man, etc.

Now knowing y'all you gonna say I called Ghandi evil, which I have not.


Meh, Gandhi didn't do much.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #889 on: February 17, 2011, 01:52:03 PM »


Being charitable doesn't automatically qualify you as a believer in Christ and thus guarantee you a spot in heaven.

That's like saying because I was born I'm entitled to a job.

Jesus healed sick, brought people back from death, saved people from being stoned to death, restored vision to a blind man, etc.

Now knowing y'all you gonna say I called Ghandi evil, which I have not.


There's a difference between not letting someone into heaven and torturing them for eternity though, isn't there?

Oh and, I'm very sorry for you, CR90, I hope one day you find the inner strength and happiness you need to walk without religion. I'll be thinking of you.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #890 on: February 17, 2011, 04:45:02 PM »


Being charitable doesn't automatically qualify you as a believer in Christ and thus guarantee you a spot in heaven.

That's like saying because I was born I'm entitled to a job.

Jesus healed sick, brought people back from death, saved people from being stoned to death, restored vision to a blind man, etc.

Now knowing y'all you gonna say I called Ghandi evil, which I have not.


"Hey, Ghandi, thanks for your lifetime of hard work towards peace and nonviolence, now you have to burn alive for all eternity."

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #891 on: February 17, 2011, 04:57:07 PM »


Being charitable doesn't automatically qualify you as a believer in Christ and thus guarantee you a spot in heaven.

That's like saying because I was born I'm entitled to a job.

Jesus healed sick, brought people back from death, saved people from being stoned to death, restored vision to a blind man, etc.

Now knowing y'all you gonna say I called Ghandi evil, which I have not.


"Hey, Ghandi, thanks for your lifetime of hard work towards peace and nonviolence, now you have to burn alive for all eternity."


Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #892 on: February 17, 2011, 05:02:09 PM »


Being charitable doesn't automatically qualify you as a believer in Christ and thus guarantee you a spot in heaven.

That's like saying because I was born I'm entitled to a job.

Jesus healed sick, brought people back from death, saved people from being stoned to death, restored vision to a blind man, etc.

Now knowing y'all you gonna say I called Ghandi evil, which I have not.


So simply sitting there believing in something and making a few prayers is a greater action than actually doing things to help others? Good to know.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #893 on: February 17, 2011, 05:02:47 PM »


Being charitable doesn't automatically qualify you as a believer in Christ and thus guarantee you a spot in heaven.

That's like saying because I was born I'm entitled to a job.

Jesus healed sick, brought people back from death, saved people from being stoned to death, restored vision to a blind man, etc.

Now knowing y'all you gonna say I called Ghandi evil, which I have not.


"Hey, Ghandi, thanks for your lifetime of hard work towards peace and nonviolence, now you have to burn alive for all eternity."



Great riposte.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #894 on: February 17, 2011, 05:13:11 PM »


Being charitable doesn't automatically qualify you as a believer in Christ and thus guarantee you a spot in heaven.

That's like saying because I was born I'm entitled to a job.

Jesus healed sick, brought people back from death, saved people from being stoned to death, restored vision to a blind man, etc.

Now knowing y'all you gonna say I called Ghandi evil, which I have not.


So simply sitting there believing in something and making a few prayers is a greater action than actually doing things to help others? Good to know.

I never said that, asshole, but neither of those things alone will help you reach Heaven.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #895 on: February 17, 2011, 05:20:32 PM »


Being charitable doesn't automatically qualify you as a believer in Christ and thus guarantee you a spot in heaven.

That's like saying because I was born I'm entitled to a job.

Jesus healed sick, brought people back from death, saved people from being stoned to death, restored vision to a blind man, etc.

Now knowing y'all you gonna say I called Ghandi evil, which I have not.


So simply sitting there believing in something and making a few prayers is a greater action than actually doing things to help others? Good to know.

I never said that, asshole, but neither of those things alone will help you reach Heaven.

Why is believing in cosmic zombie Jesus just as important as doing good deeds?

Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #896 on: February 17, 2011, 05:21:20 PM »


Being charitable doesn't automatically qualify you as a believer in Christ and thus guarantee you a spot in heaven.

That's like saying because I was born I'm entitled to a job.

Jesus healed sick, brought people back from death, saved people from being stoned to death, restored vision to a blind man, etc.

Now knowing y'all you gonna say I called Ghandi evil, which I have not.


So simply sitting there believing in something and making a few prayers is a greater action than actually doing things to help others? Good to know.

I never said that, asshole, but neither of those things alone will help you reach Heaven.

Why is believing in cosmic zombie Jesus just as important as doing good deeds?

Don't you know he died for you? He loves you so much you bastard ;_;

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #897 on: February 17, 2011, 06:51:34 PM »
I would like to see CR90 address Kira SY's post.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #898 on: February 17, 2011, 06:58:08 PM »
He still hasn't addressed why Gandhi is burning in hell. I could understand if he didn't get to go to heaven, but according to Christian doctrine, he's burning in hell right now.

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Re: Random Political Comic thread
« Reply #899 on: February 17, 2011, 07:01:00 PM »
Also -

CR90, do you believe Jewish people go to hell?
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