Teach us Polish

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Crustinator

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Teach us Polish
« on: December 02, 2011, 06:55:32 PM »
Go on I fucking dare you.

My vocabulary so far:

Chinkwee
Chindobrey
Sesh herbatter

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Archibald

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Re: Teach us Polish
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2011, 07:26:46 PM »
Go on I fucking dare you.

My vocabulary so far:

Chinkwee
Chindobrey
Sesh herbatter

Where are you from crustinator?
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Re: Teach us Polish
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2011, 07:54:08 PM »
He's from Bansylvania. Ha ha ha ha
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Archibald

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Re: Teach us Polish
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2011, 07:55:55 PM »
He's from Bansylvania. Ha ha ha ha

That was actually quite good.
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Re: Teach us Polish
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2011, 05:32:42 AM »
Go on I fucking dare you.

My vocabulary so far:

Chinkwee
Chindobrey
Sesh herbatter

WTF is chinkwee? Nobody in Poland says "chinkwee".
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Re: Teach us Polish
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2011, 06:09:47 AM »
A chinese person urinating?

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Re: Teach us Polish
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2011, 11:36:32 AM »
In Poland, we ask not – we do. Why problem make when you know problem have you don’t want to make?
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Re: Teach us Polish
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2011, 12:10:31 PM »
Go on I fucking dare you.

My vocabulary so far:

Chinkwee
Chindobrey
Sesh herbatter

WTF is chinkwee? Nobody in Poland says "chinkwee".

I think that he was trying to say "dziękuję" or "thank you".  I also think that second one is supposed to be "dzień dobry" or "good day".  The third one looks like it might have something to do with tea, but I honestly have no idea what he's trying to say.  I suppose that it's nice to see someone who's Polish is worse than mine.

*edit*  I think that I figured out the third one.  I think it was supposed to be "chcesz herbaty" or "want tea?".
« Last Edit: December 03, 2011, 01:37:49 PM by markjo »
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Re: Teach us Polish
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2011, 01:35:56 PM »
fus roh dah
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Re: Teach us Polish
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2011, 01:42:01 PM »
fus roh dah

Ahlan wa salam, salam ahlekum.
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Re: Teach us Polish
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2011, 12:25:45 AM »
I think that he was trying to say "dziękuję" or "thank you".  I also think that second one is supposed to be "dzień dobry" or "good day".  The third one looks like it might have something to do with tea, but I honestly have no idea what he's trying to say.  I suppose that it's nice to see someone who's Polish is worse than mine.

*edit*  I think that I figured out the third one.  I think it was supposed to be "chcesz herbaty" or "want tea?".
Those sound about right, though the last one was probably "Chcesz herbatę?" rather than "[...] herbaty?". Also, it would make more sense to translate it to "Do you want some tea?" rather than just "want tea?", seeing how "Chcesz herbatę?"/"Chcesz herbaty?" is a valid standalone sentence, and not just a slang/shorthand way of saying things.

My vocabulary so far:
If you don't know "kurwa", you won't communicate with people. That is a fact.
Also, mój poduszkowiec jest pełen węgorzy.
hacking your precious forum as we speak 8) 8) 8)

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Re: Teach us Polish
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2011, 07:29:23 AM »
I think that he was trying to say "dziękuję" or "thank you".  I also think that second one is supposed to be "dzień dobry" or "good day".  The third one looks like it might have something to do with tea, but I honestly have no idea what he's trying to say.  I suppose that it's nice to see someone who's Polish is worse than mine.

*edit*  I think that I figured out the third one.  I think it was supposed to be "chcesz herbaty" or "want tea?".
Those sound about right, though the last one was probably "Chcesz herbatę?" rather than "[...] herbaty?". Also, it would make more sense to translate it to "Do you want some tea?" rather than just "want tea?", seeing how "Chcesz herbatę?"/"Chcesz herbaty?" is a valid standalone sentence, and not just a slang/shorthand way of saying things.

Fair enough.  I was using Google translate for the spelling because my ability to write in Polish is probably at least as bad as Crusty's.
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Crustinator

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Re: Teach us Polish
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2011, 10:23:47 AM »
There's not a lot of learning going on here motherfuckers. Writing words in your made up alphabet isn't going to help. I need translations, pronunciation and usage scenarios.


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Re: Teach us Polish
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2011, 10:30:03 AM »
There's not a lot of learning going on here motherfuckers. Writing words in your made up alphabet isn't going to help. I need translations, pronunciation and usage scenarios.


http://www.rosettastone.com/homeschool-polish
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Re: Teach us Polish
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2011, 10:32:46 AM »

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Crustinator

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Re: Teach us Polish
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2011, 10:34:15 AM »
http://www.rosettastone.com/homeschool-polish

You think I have money to waste? Do polish people spend money learning their language? I think not!!!!


Re: Teach us Polish
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2011, 05:02:03 PM »
That's enough from the peanut gallery.
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Re: Teach us Polish
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2011, 07:16:15 PM »
http://www.rosettastone.com/homeschool-polish

You think I have money to waste? Do polish people spend money learning their language? I think not!!!!

Then the next best method is to move to Poland and live the language.
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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Re: Teach us Polish
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2011, 07:23:12 PM »
http://www.rosettastone.com/homeschool-polish

You think I have money to waste? Do polish people spend money learning their language? I think not!!!!

Then the next best method is to move to Poland and live the language.

Actually, that would be the best method, nothing beats natural immersion. Plus Polish girls are cute. [citation needed]
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Re: Teach us Polish
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2011, 08:18:17 PM »
http://www.rosettastone.com/homeschool-polish

You think I have money to waste? Do polish people spend money learning their language? I think not!!!!

Then the next best method is to move to Poland and live the language.

Actually, that would be the best method, nothing beats natural immersion. Plus Polish girls are cute. [citation needed]
Citation isn't needed.
Vongeo is a wanker, he wears a wanker hat; he always smells like urine and he thinks the Earth is flat.

No longer is this sentence is cut in half. Jekra!

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Crustinator

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Re: Teach us Polish
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2011, 04:04:00 PM »
Its not good them being cute if I can't tell them I want to suck their tits in their own native language.

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Re: Teach us Polish
« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2011, 05:29:44 AM »
I'll help you learn polish

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Crustinator

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Re: Teach us Polish
« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2011, 10:58:57 AM »
Chcę ssać swoje cycki.

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Re: Teach us Polish
« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2011, 08:45:13 AM »
Dobber den