Friends of The Flat Earth Society

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Lord Wilmore

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Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« on: January 07, 2010, 09:09:38 AM »
Just in case anyone hasn't heard, if you're one of the people who's paid $6 to become a Friend of The Flat Earth Society, you're entitled to be part of the 'Official Member' group here at the forum. Just PM me or another admin with your membership number, and we'll fix you up.


Membership of this group confers huge advantages, including a different colour in the online list (think of the prestige!), and your very own blue star. You also get a title proclaiming that you are an 'Official Member', so nobody will be unaware of just how important you are. As you can see, it's an opportunity too good to miss.
« Last Edit: January 07, 2010, 12:28:21 PM by Lord Wilmore »
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Lord Wilmore

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2010, 12:28:54 PM »
How embarrassing =(
"I want truth for truth's sake, not for the applaud or approval of men. I would not reject truth because it is unpopular, nor accept error because it is popular. I should rather be right and stand alone than run with the multitude and be wrong." - C.S. DeFord

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theonlydann

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2010, 01:39:53 PM »
What was embarrassing? Also, may i have an extra star since i came up with the idea? And a crown maybe?

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2010, 01:42:00 PM »
I am friend now.
I spent all of 5 minutes learning about bloody gods just before the exam and its bloody qeistions on fox hunting and abortions.

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Daniel

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2010, 03:19:33 PM »
Oh, in case anyone is wondering about membership materials.. they've been sent.  Here's photographic evidence for those who may doubt me:


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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2010, 03:28:46 PM »
The postman gave me a funny look when he gave me the t-shirt parcel. I think he noticed the flat earth sticker on it.
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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frostee

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2010, 10:44:30 PM »
NO.
Am I too late for this? I want a certificate and medallion! And a shirt too. TELL ME PEOPLE!
Recently religious due to the impending rapture.

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2010, 10:46:46 PM »
The postman gave me a funny look when he gave me the t-shirt parcel. I think he noticed the flat earth sticker on it.

How could he understand it? The image is in english.

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Mrs. Peach

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2010, 10:52:44 PM »
My family has mooched in and run off with everything but one desk plane, one badge, and one T-shirt.  Moochers.

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2010, 10:54:35 PM »
I get my prestige by making useful contributions in the debate fora every few months or so and accumulating a reputation as a valued member/troll (depending on who you ask). That way, I feel I've earned it, and I'm not $6 out of pocket.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2010, 02:31:48 AM »
The postman gave me a funny look when he gave me the t-shirt parcel. I think he noticed the flat earth sticker on it.

How could he understand it? The image is in english.

He's probably psychic or something
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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theonlydann

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2010, 03:31:05 AM »
I get my prestige by making useful contributions in the debate fora every few months or so and accumulating a reputation as a valued member/troll (depending on who you ask). That way, I feel I've earned it, and I'm not $6 out of pocket.
If you vote to lynch who i want... i might buy you one.

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frostee

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2010, 03:49:59 AM »
I'm buying one for Sean and myself. Aren't I kind
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theonlydann

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2010, 03:57:03 AM »
WOLVES!

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James

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2010, 05:05:09 PM »
I got my package. The plastic Earth is particularly good. Thank you, Daniel!
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Taters343

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2010, 04:07:25 PM »
I still didn't get my membership stuff :( Maybe tomorrow.

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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2010, 04:13:29 PM »
Me neither :(
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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frostee

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2010, 04:21:57 PM »
Daniel is stealing our money :(
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Taters343

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2010, 04:31:33 PM »
I don't mind, he deserves it.

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2010, 11:27:14 PM »
The globe and the certificate are nicely done. I particularly enjoy the medallion. Thanks for the package, Daniel.

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theonlydann

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2010, 05:24:49 AM »
Thanks for the package, Daniel.
O RLY???


But i love the certificate. ut the card doesnt seem to fit in my wallie. :(

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Daniel

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2010, 02:17:02 PM »
Thanks for the package, Daniel.
O RLY???


But i love the certificate. ut the card doesnt seem to fit in my wallie. :(
Solution: get a new wallet

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2010, 02:53:12 PM »
Thanks for the package, Daniel.
O RLY???


But i love the certificate. ut the card doesnt seem to fit in my wallie. :(
If I were you  dann, I'd shorten the number in your avatar text info thingy to Member 007
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theonlydann

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2010, 03:54:22 PM »

If I were you  dann, I'd shorten the number in your avatar text info thingy to Member 007
That would be a lie though. Am i allowed to lie?

Thanks for the package, Daniel.
O RLY???


But i love the certificate. ut the card doesnt seem to fit in my wallie. :(
Solution: get a new wallet
Better Solution: Get TFES Wallets. Git on it. Now.


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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2010, 04:58:25 AM »
As long as it hasn't broken 100, shortening the number would not be a lie. If we have broken 100, then you best not.

I get money soon! Now that I have a bank account and all that jazz, I can finally become a friend at the end of the month!


TFES wallets would be sweet, but not if they were those ghey cloth ones.



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theonlydann

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2010, 05:36:08 AM »
Fine. Then i am now 007.

Know what would be sweet? Shirts with your official number on them

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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2010, 07:19:04 AM »
You know what else would be sweet? Actually getting my membership stuff!  >:(
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2010, 07:26:20 PM »
You know what else would be sweet? Actually getting my membership stuff!  >:(

Same here! I'm becoming impatient.
I vote for SecretUser as supreme overlord of TFES.

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frostee

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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2010, 08:04:02 PM »
Or being added at all to the register  >:(
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Re: Friends of The Flat Earth Society
« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2010, 10:38:22 PM »
I just paid my $6. How do I get a membership number?