Global Warming is a farce

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Christianrocker90

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #30 on: January 06, 2010, 07:38:33 PM »
Global Warming is a scam.

I will counter this argument using your own logic.

Today it is 70 degrees and it is January. Therefore, global warming is happening.

Prove your temp...I provided proof for mine.

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #31 on: January 06, 2010, 07:40:15 PM »
Global Warming is a scam.

I will counter this argument using your own logic.

Today it is 70 degrees and it is January. Therefore, global warming is happening.

Prove your temp...I provided proof for mine.

It's really goddamn cold outside, I feel it on my skin. Luckily I can get warm again with this bottle of gin.

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #32 on: January 07, 2010, 10:19:35 AM »
Global Warming is a scam.

I will counter this argument using your own logic.

Today it is 70 degrees and it is January. Therefore, global warming is happening.

Prove your temp...I provided proof for mine.

It's really goddamn cold outside, I feel it on my skin. Luckily I can get warm again with this bottle of gin.
Cold + Alcohol = Beer jacket
Stop all this nonesense and bring on the lapdancers.
I understand Jack1704. It's a Brit thing.

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #33 on: January 10, 2010, 03:06:40 PM »

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jtelroy

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #34 on: January 10, 2010, 03:51:45 PM »
Global Warming my a**.

It was -29 degrees Fahrenheit last night according to Weather.com (which is roughly -33 degrees Celsius) in International Falls, MN.

Central Florida, where it has only snowed twice in recorded history, has the chance for snow on Sunday.

I say again, Global warming my a**.

Dude, I'm a troll, and I think you sound like a complete idiot.

That has to be an indicator of something.

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #35 on: January 10, 2010, 03:53:13 PM »
Global Warming my a**.

It was -29 degrees Fahrenheit last night according to Weather.com (which is roughly -33 degrees Celsius) in International Falls, MN.

Central Florida, where it has only snowed twice in recorded history, has the chance for snow on Sunday.

I say again, Global warming my a**.

Dude, I'm a troll, and I think you sound like a complete idiot.

That has to be an indicator of something.

He doesn't understand how science operates, thats all.

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jtelroy

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #36 on: January 10, 2010, 04:02:30 PM »
Global Warming my a**.

It was -29 degrees Fahrenheit last night according to Weather.com (which is roughly -33 degrees Celsius) in International Falls, MN.

Central Florida, where it has only snowed twice in recorded history, has the chance for snow on Sunday.

I say again, Global warming my a**.

Dude, I'm a troll, and I think you sound like a complete idiot.

That has to be an indicator of something.

He doesn't understand how science operates, thats all.


Apparently not.  I mean I consider myself to be pretty well versed in science (I'm a biochem major, I'm only a troll in my spare time, which somehow I have)


Here's all I know about the subject (forgive the lack of cited sources)

Global Climate change is the overall warming of Earth's temperature being accelerated beyond its normal warming/cooling cycles due to the presence of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere.

Winter is still cold, but only slightly less so.  Summer is slightly hotter.

Measurable changes only occur over a very long period of time. (So reporting the temperature of the day as evidence is an EPIC PHAIL)

Also, I have heard some theories which say that since all sytems approach equilibrium according to physics, Global Warming will cause more intense winters as the Environment tries to "cool down."  Following that theory, the temperatures you're reporting could potentially be takeen as proof of Global Warming (except for the fact that they CAN'T  because changes don't occur on a daily basis

There is also a theory that since Global Warming affects the temperature and salinity of our Oceans, deep-water currents will be heavily altered or perhaps shutdown leading to Abnormal weather and temperatures, not necessarily all-hot or all-cold ones.  This can be referred to as the "Day After Tomorrow" theory.
 

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #37 on: January 10, 2010, 05:36:47 PM »
Global Warming my a**.

It was -29 degrees Fahrenheit last night according to Weather.com (which is roughly -33 degrees Celsius) in International Falls, MN.

Central Florida, where it has only snowed twice in recorded history, has the chance for snow on Sunday.

I say again, Global warming my a**.

Dude, I'm a troll, and I think you sound like a complete idiot.

That has to be an indicator of something.

That is awesome.

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Christianrocker90

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #38 on: January 10, 2010, 06:27:29 PM »
Global Warming my a**.

It was -29 degrees Fahrenheit last night according to Weather.com (which is roughly -33 degrees Celsius) in International Falls, MN.

Central Florida, where it has only snowed twice in recorded history, has the chance for snow on Sunday.

I say again, Global warming my a**.

Dude, I'm a troll, and I think you sound like a complete idiot.

That has to be an indicator of something.
I have my nose stuck up too far in the air to see the truth or ask for the truth.

thanks for finally admitting it

Global Warming my a**.

It was -29 degrees Fahrenheit last night according to Weather.com (which is roughly -33 degrees Celsius) in International Falls, MN.

Central Florida, where it has only snowed twice in recorded history, has the chance for snow on Sunday.

I say again, Global warming my a**.

Dude, I'm a troll, and I think you sound like a complete idiot.

That has to be an indicator of something.

Cause I don't fall for the scam that is global warming?

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Christianrocker90

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #39 on: January 10, 2010, 06:29:35 PM »

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jtelroy

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #40 on: January 10, 2010, 06:31:11 PM »
Global Warming my a**.

It was -29 degrees Fahrenheit last night according to Weather.com (which is roughly -33 degrees Celsius) in International Falls, MN.

Central Florida, where it has only snowed twice in recorded history, has the chance for snow on Sunday.

I say again, Global warming my a**.

Dude, I'm a troll, and I think you sound like a complete idiot.

That has to be an indicator of something.
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Because I'm allowing myself to be fooled by my own lack of intelligence and research?

You're right.  Suddenly it all makes sense.  I'm now going to go re-take the third grade, because I failed it the first time through.

Thank you, JT Elroy, for showing me how ignorant I am!
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Why, you are completely welcome!

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Christianrocker90

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #41 on: January 10, 2010, 06:33:36 PM »
Global Warming my a**.

It was -29 degrees Fahrenheit last night according to Weather.com (which is roughly -33 degrees Celsius) in International Falls, MN.

Central Florida, where it has only snowed twice in recorded history, has the chance for snow on Sunday.

I say again, Global warming my a**.

Dude, I'm a troll, and I think you sound like a complete idiot.

That has to be an indicator of something.

Because I'm allowing myself to be fooled by my own lack of intelligence and research?

You're right.  Suddenly it all makes sense.  I'm now going to go re-take the third grade, because I failed it the first time through.

Thank you, JT Elroy, for showing me how ignorant I am!
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Why, you are completely welcome!
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you fail

Actally I was one of the smartest kids in third grade and was the teacher pet.

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Pete

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #42 on: January 10, 2010, 06:34:25 PM »
Global Warming my a**.

It was -29 degrees Fahrenheit last night according to Weather.com (which is roughly -33 degrees Celsius) in International Falls, MN.

Central Florida, where it has only snowed twice in recorded history, has the chance for snow on Sunday.

I say again, Global warming my a**.

Dude, I'm a troll, and I think you sound like a complete idiot.

That has to be an indicator of something.
I have my nose stuck up too far in the air to see the truth or ask for the truth.
I lust for my mother.

Isn't it amazing how incredibly childish it is to change what other people say in quotes and pretend that you've won? Amazing, isn't it?

Doesn't really work when people can see that this is what I actually said:

He doesn't understand how science operates, thats all.

And you said: "Thanks for finally admitting it, after changing what I said earlier.


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Christianrocker90

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #43 on: January 10, 2010, 06:36:14 PM »
Global Warming my a**.

It was -29 degrees Fahrenheit last night according to Weather.com (which is roughly -33 degrees Celsius) in International Falls, MN.

Central Florida, where it has only snowed twice in recorded history, has the chance for snow on Sunday.

I say again, Global warming my a**.

Dude, I'm a troll, and I think you sound like a complete idiot.

That has to be an indicator of something.
I have my nose stuck up too far in the air to see the truth or ask for the truth.
I lust for my mother.

Isn't it amazing how incredibly childish it is to change what other people say in quotes and pretend that you've won? Amazing, isn't it?

Doesn't really work when people can see that this is what I actually said:

He doesn't understand how science operates, thats all.

And you said: "Thanks for finally admitting it, after changing what I said earlier.



You do think you're too good to seek out the facts about my life, so as far as I'm concerned what I changed your words to is the truth, lrn2compassion.

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Pete

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #44 on: January 10, 2010, 06:43:16 PM »
Global Warming my a**.

It was -29 degrees Fahrenheit last night according to Weather.com (which is roughly -33 degrees Celsius) in International Falls, MN.

Central Florida, where it has only snowed twice in recorded history, has the chance for snow on Sunday.

I am soooo out of shape

Dude, I'm a troll, and I think you sound like a complete idiot.

That has to be an indicator of something.
I have my nose stuck up too far in the air to see the truth or ask for the truth.
I lust for my mother.

Isn't it amazing how incredibly childish it is to change what other people say in quotes and pretend that you've won? Amazing, isn't it?

Doesn't really work when people can see that this is what I actually said:

He doesn't understand how science operates, thats all.

And you said: "Thanks for finally admitting it, after changing what I said earlier.



You do think you're too good to seek out the facts about my life, so as far as I'm concerned what I changed your words to is the truth, lrn2compassion.


That is exactly what I did as well.  ;)

Glad we are on the same page now.

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #45 on: January 10, 2010, 06:43:54 PM »

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jtelroy

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #46 on: January 10, 2010, 06:56:27 PM »


Why, you are completely welcome!

you fail

Actally I was one of the smartest kids in third grade and was the teacher pet.
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So you were smarter than a bunch of third graders?  Good accomplishment.

And it's "actually" by the way.

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #47 on: January 10, 2010, 11:47:51 PM »
Global Warming isn't real since the Earth is Flat.

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #48 on: January 11, 2010, 07:26:21 AM »
Actally I was one of the smartest kids in third grade and was the teacher pet.

Yes, I'm sure your mother loves you very much.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #49 on: January 11, 2010, 12:19:55 PM »
Actally I was one of the smartest kids in third grade and was the teacher pet.

Yes, I'm sure your mother loves you very much.

Pwned

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Christianrocker90

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #50 on: January 11, 2010, 12:20:58 PM »
Actally I was one of the smartest kids in third grade and was the teacher pet.

Yes, I'm sure your mother loves you very much.

Pwned

Uh no. Only pwned if it gets to you which it didn't.

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #51 on: January 11, 2010, 12:22:10 PM »
Actally I was one of the smartest kids in third grade and was the teacher pet.

Yes, I'm sure your mother loves you very much.

Pwned

Uh no. Only pwned if it gets to you which it didn't.
How's your sister?
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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #52 on: January 11, 2010, 12:22:37 PM »
Actally I was one of the smartest kids in third grade and was the teacher pet.

Yes, I'm sure your mother loves you very much.

Pwned

Uh no. Only pwned if it gets to you which it didn't.
Uh, nope. Still pwned.

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #53 on: January 11, 2010, 12:29:31 PM »
Actally I was one of the smartest kids in third grade and was the teacher pet.

Yes, I'm sure your mother loves you very much.

Pwned

Uh no. Only pwned if it gets to you which it didn't.
How's your sister?

His sister is very talented.

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Areweonfiya

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #54 on: January 11, 2010, 04:09:15 PM »

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #56 on: January 11, 2010, 06:01:01 PM »
It's January, and it's 70 degrees in my apartment. Therefore global warming exists.

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Christianrocker90

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #57 on: January 11, 2010, 11:55:29 PM »
It's January, and it's 70 degrees in my apartment. Therefore global warming exists.

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Pete

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #58 on: January 11, 2010, 11:57:44 PM »
It's January, and it's 70 degrees in my apartment. Therefore global warming exists.

::)

And now that you can see it from another perspective, you realize just how amazingly stupid your own argument was.

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Christianrocker90

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Re: Global Warming is a farce
« Reply #59 on: January 12, 2010, 12:01:53 AM »
It's January, and it's 70 degrees in my apartment. Therefore global warming exists.

::)

And now that you can see it from another perspective, you realize just how amazingly stupid your own argument was.

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