Global Warming is a farce

I was just making a subtle joke.

I was just making a subtle joke.

I wasn't referencing to you, but I since Space Cowgirl was to (I think) and I totally didn't pick up on that either, I'm still just as idiotic.

Global warming is real, the US is on fire.

Ooh, we haven't had one of these in a while

Actally I was one of the smartest kids in third grade and was the teacher pet.

Everyone in this thread was just jealous because he's so much smarter than you all.

He can recite his entire 3 times tables, along with half of the alphabet.

It's called 'climate' change for a reason you know. Over here they teach you how to distinguish between 'weather' and 'climate' in primary school.

Climate is what you expect.  Weather is what you get.

BTW, shouldn't this be in S&AS?

This is a silly thread but its core is true. Global man-made climate change is an incorrect assumption made with poor analytical data. To think one can predict the climate's future without proper historical climate knowledge is ignorant at worst, laughable at best.

I miss CR90 he was like Thork but real.

global warming is just a cycle.  it happened thousands of years ago, and its happening again

I made a wise thread on this subject:

www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,53852.0

.....

A most moving piece of poetry

CR90 was the smartest kid in the 3rd grade.

CR90 was the smartest kid in the 3rd grade.

The only problem is that he was 15.

global warming is just a cycle.  it happened thousands of years ago, and its happening again

Some context is needed here. A couple billion years ago, early methanogens, who were at the time the dominant life form on Earth, caused so much global warming it killed them all off. These bacteria now exist only in geothermal vents at the bottom of the ocean. This allowed cyanobacteria to take control and fill the Earth with oxygen. Fast forward to a few hundred million years ago, in the Carboniferous period, when the dominant form of life was carboniferous plants. These replaced CO₂ with O₂ to the point that they caused massive global cooling and killed themselves off. Now we burn the fossils of those long dead plants as coal and oil and are returning all of that carbon to the atmosphere, thereby increasing the temperature. Why is this so hard to get?

Why is this so hard to get?

A loud angry man on TV says it's all a lie, so I have my doubts.

I miss CR90 he was like Thork but real.

Ask and you shall receive.

Quote from: Particle Person on December 04, 2012, 11:34:57 AM

CR90 was the smartest kid in the 3rd grade.

The only problem is that he was 15.

Actually I was 19 when I made this thread and was referring to when I was in 3rd grade when I was 9.

Why hullo there

Muir glacier then and now.

Sure we're coming out of an ice age.  But if you really think our habits aren't contributing to expedite the process then you're ... well... uninformed.

A new route to Canada will open up soon!

Can't wait til Antarctica is a beautiful, green continent of peace and pr- oh fuck it. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.