Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #660 on: May 31, 2022, 07:29:12 AM »
People should wear protection day and night, just to be safe.

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #661 on: May 31, 2022, 10:18:06 AM »
Excellent choice, NotSoSkeptical! You should be safe from the moonshramps.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #662 on: September 19, 2022, 08:42:22 AM »
I can't think of any current maladies that aren't directly or indirectly influenced by lunar violence
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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #663 on: September 19, 2022, 04:10:34 PM »
I can't think of any current maladies that aren't directly or indirectly influenced by lunar violence

You're not wrong

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1444800/

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The incidence of crimes reported to three police stations in different towns (one rural, one urban, one industrial) was studied to see if it varied with the day of the lunar cycle. The period of the study covered 1978-82. The incidence of crimes committed on full moon days was much higher than on all other days, new moon days, and seventh days after the full moon and new moon. A small peak in the incidence of crimes was observed on new moon days, but this was not significant when compared with crimes committed on other days. The incidence of crimes on equinox and solstice days did not differ significantly from those on other days, suggesting that the sun probably does not influence the incidence of crime. The increased incidence of crimes on full moon days may be due to "human tidal waves" caused by the gravitational pull of the moon.


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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #664 on: September 19, 2022, 04:55:07 PM »
POLICE ACTIVITY AND THE FULL MOON

POLICE ACTIVITY (TYPES AND AMOUNTS OF CALLS FOR POLICE SERVICE) WAS STUDIED IN THREE MEDIUM-SIZE LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES. THE RESEARCH CONSISTED OF A MONTH-BY-MONTH ANALYSIS OF POLICE ACTIVITY AT EACH AGENCY. A TOTAL OF 59 MONTHS AND 972 POLICE SHIFTS WERE ANALYZED...

RESULTS OF THE DATA ANALYSIS REVEALED THAT POLICE ACTIVITY INVOLVING POLICE CALLS WAS NOT SIGNIFICANTLY GREATER DURING EITHER THE FULL-MOON PHASE OR THE NON-FULL-MOON PHASE. RESULTS THUS DID NOT SUPPORT THE FIRST HYPOTHESES. IT WAS FOUND, HOWEVER, THAT THERE IS MORE POLICE ACTIVITY INVOLVING BREAKING AND ENTERING DURING A FULL MOON, SUGGESTING THAT THE MOONLIGHT GIVES AN OFFENDER THE LIGHT NECESSARY TO BREAK AND ENTER.


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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #665 on: September 19, 2022, 04:56:05 PM »
We know you work for Big Moon, Stash.
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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #666 on: September 19, 2022, 05:05:53 PM »
We know you work for Big Moon, Stash.

Granted, being employed by Big Moon™ has made me a twinge biased. I'll admit that. But you have to take the good with the bad. A little extra crime, some bioluminescent creatures may struggle a tad, but without me and my employer manufacturing the full moon, you wouldn't have things like the optimal time to clean your crystals and the majesty of Beethoven's 'Moonlight Sonata'. 
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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #667 on: September 20, 2022, 01:56:39 AM »
All this anti-moon sentiment is a GOP Christian right smear campaign aimed at the resurgence of the female empowering nature-based beliefs, the male power base (usually old and white, looking at you Massa) railing against the memory of matriarchal or co-gender power share that preceded and should, in any sane society, replace the discredited and warmongering patriarchy.

You, Spacey are an apologist for an outdated tyranny imposed upon 50% of humanity.
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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #668 on: September 20, 2022, 02:37:26 AM »
All this anti-moon sentiment is a GOP Christian right smear campaign aimed at the resurgence of the female empowering nature-based beliefs, the male power base (usually old and white, looking at you Massa) railing against the memory of matriarchal or co-gender power share that preceded and should, in any sane society, replace the discredited and warmongering patriarchy.

You, Spacey are an apologist for an outdated tyranny imposed upon 50% of humanity.

Not sure I'd class myself as 'old'.

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #669 on: September 20, 2022, 02:40:16 AM »
Married, kids, cranky...yeah, you're old... ;)
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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #670 on: September 20, 2022, 02:43:08 AM »
Married, kids, cranky...yeah, you're old... ;)

Well then ratchet up cranky feelings and accelerated aging to the moonlights dangers if you believe I am thus

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #671 on: September 20, 2022, 08:14:07 AM »
I am thus

Talks like an Elizabethan, must be old.
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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #672 on: September 20, 2022, 08:18:35 AM »

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #673 on: September 20, 2022, 11:48:39 AM »
Jura is a moonshramp herder.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #674 on: November 06, 2022, 01:40:47 PM »
The moonshramps will be on their period from tomorrow and Australia is at the angle best to see the moon stained in their blood

Of course, the advice is to not see it. Don't look up. Stay indoors, close your curtains or shutters and do not let a single photon from these dirty shramps touch you

Good luck

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #675 on: December 07, 2022, 03:43:00 PM »
I forgot about the malevolence of the moon, and caught myself staring at it. If I don't make it through the night, you will know why.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #676 on: January 19, 2023, 03:31:31 PM »
POLICE ACTIVITY AND THE FULL MOON

POLICE ACTIVITY (TYPES AND AMOUNTS OF CALLS FOR POLICE SERVICE) WAS STUDIED IN THREE MEDIUM-SIZE LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES. THE RESEARCH CONSISTED OF A MONTH-BY-MONTH ANALYSIS OF POLICE ACTIVITY AT EACH AGENCY. A TOTAL OF 59 MONTHS AND 972 POLICE SHIFTS WERE ANALYZED...

RESULTS OF THE DATA ANALYSIS REVEALED THAT POLICE ACTIVITY INVOLVING POLICE CALLS WAS NOT SIGNIFICANTLY GREATER DURING EITHER THE FULL-MOON PHASE OR THE NON-FULL-MOON PHASE. RESULTS THUS DID NOT SUPPORT THE FIRST HYPOTHESES. IT WAS FOUND, HOWEVER, THAT THERE IS MORE POLICE ACTIVITY INVOLVING BREAKING AND ENTERING DURING A FULL MOON, SUGGESTING THAT THE MOONLIGHT GIVES AN OFFENDER THE LIGHT NECESSARY TO BREAK AND ENTER.


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Yes, police don't work any harder in spite of increased crime because they have no need or want to. Also to think that the motivation to break and enter is somehow tied to the level of light outside is ludicrous.
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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #677 on: January 20, 2023, 02:52:35 AM »
Not so!

I walk the winter fields with my dogs, at this latitude it is dark of an evening, when the beauty of the moon is missing from the sky and the clouds are not there to garner light as it is at this moment, then it is pitch.

Several years ago under similar circumstances the farmer whose fields I tread, furtively put some cows in a field that had previously contained no such beasts, and I unsuspectingly walked into a sleeping one, which on such contact attempted to rise, turning my forward motion into an upward and forwardly rotating vector such that I performed a less than perfect flip that landed me flat on my back and winded beneath the hooves of an animal hereditarily subject to night attacks by predators, and therefore predisposed to react in a manner that threatens the life of said predator, had not my dogs reacted to this assault in the time honoured dog companion way, it is conceivable I would have been trampled into the mud.

Had I been under the watchful and benevolent gaze of sister moon, this ignominy would not have happened.


She spreads life giving and saving light to all who would traverse the hours of darkness.
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