Posting Flat Earth-Inspired Poetry?

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Posting Flat Earth-Inspired Poetry?
« on: September 14, 2014, 09:31:09 AM »
Greetings, Fellow Flat-Earthers!

Poetry has long been one of my life's passions, but what with life's other responsibilities - including my involvement in falconry, cosmography, lute practice, portraiture, moral theology, and translating the classics - I have woefully little time to devote to this worthy endeavor.

Nevertheless, I am close to completing a rather slim volume of verse espousing the flat earth theory, whilst simultaneously glorifying He who created such a wondrous disc.

I am new to this site and still learning about the individual topical thrusts of each sub-forum, and in light of this, I wonder if any of you fine fellows might direct me to the proper sub-forum for posting examples of my attempts at my craft.  I would not want to post these in an improper sub-forum.  Rest assured that, while I seek a publisher for my volume, there will be no copyright issues in having my humble explorations into the realm of verse posted here.

Might I also add at this juncture and that I most appreciate the warm welcome I have received since joining this community of curious and brave souls.  While not all of the friends I have made completely agree with my worldview, robust debate is essential to maintaining a civil, enlightened society.

Yours Truly,

Flatso
« Last Edit: September 14, 2014, 10:21:57 AM by Flatso »

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Re: Posting Flat Earth-Inspired Poetry?
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2014, 05:02:44 AM »
The lounge would probably be the best place for your poetry. 

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sokarul

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Re: Posting Flat Earth-Inspired Poetry?
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2014, 06:16:43 PM »
The Earth is so flat.
Look at the complete flatness.
I have brain damage.
ANNIHILATOR OF  SHIFTER

It's no slur if it's fact.

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hoppy

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Re: Posting Flat Earth-Inspired Poetry?
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2014, 06:19:14 PM »
God is real.                                         
http://www.scribd.com/doc/9665708/Flat-Earth-Bible-02-of-10-The-Flat-Earth

Re: Posting Flat Earth-Inspired Poetry?
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2014, 07:14:42 AM »
The earth is so flat.
Flat like my hat
Which was sat
On and made flat
Quote from: mikeman7918
a single photon can pass through two sluts

Quote from: Chicken Fried Clucker
if Donald Trump stuck his penis in me after trying on clothes I would have that date and time burned in my head.

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Re: Posting Flat Earth-Inspired Poetry?
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2014, 11:33:26 AM »
The Earth is flat
And you are fat
Let's have a chat
About your fat
You're like a cat
That's really fat
When in a hat
You're still real fat
Cuz you're as fat
As Earth is flat
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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markjo

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Re: Posting Flat Earth-Inspired Poetry?
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2014, 05:18:44 PM »
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The earth is flat
And so are you
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Quote from: Robosteve
Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
Quote from: bullhorn
It is just the way it is, you understanding it doesn't concern me.

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hoppy

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Re: Posting Flat Earth-Inspired Poetry?
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2014, 10:51:44 AM »
I'm a poet and didn't know it. :o
God is real.                                         
http://www.scribd.com/doc/9665708/Flat-Earth-Bible-02-of-10-The-Flat-Earth

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Re: Posting Flat Earth-Inspired Poetry?
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2014, 05:22:52 PM »
They say it's a globe but I'm not buying that
my senses tell me that the Earth is flat.

'As flat as a pancake?', some would say.
Sort of, in a slightly concave way.

'We have proof it's a globe, even Einstein said.'
The canal level experiment will put that proof to bed.

Satellites, probes and space craft confirm a sphere...
you can shout it and scream it but it won't wash in here.

'Flat Earther's are crazy', is all they can spout...
the truth of the matter - round earther's know nowt.

Show us some proof that a globe Earth is wrong.
They're shown time after time and the list is long.

That's not real proof, so show us a map...
as if their globe earth map is real, which is crap.

Globe earther's are brainwashed, they stick to their science...
I'm glad I'm free thinking, not following their reliance.

I'll end this poem - oh just one more thing...
globe Earth is nonsense and flat Earth is King.  ;D