oh clever you, i absolutely love your wittiness. again, those are not photographs in case you forgot from elementary school, here is a definition of a photograph.
pho?to?graph (ft-grf)
n.
An image, especially a positive print, recorded by a camera and reproduced on a photosensitive surface.
v. pho?to?graphed, pho?to?graph?ing, pho?to?graphs
v.tr.
To take a photograph of.
v.intr.
1. To practice photography.
2. To be the subject for photographs: She photographs well.
photo?grapha?ble adj.
pho?togra?pher (f-tgr-fr) n.