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Gayer needs a holiday
« on: September 13, 2009, 10:42:37 AM »
Where should she go?

Obviously it has to be cheap, I'm guessing maybe somewhere that Ryanair flies to from here so that pretty much limits it to Bremen, Frankfurt, Dublin, London (or anywhere that the national express goes to from London), Milan or Riga. Hmm.
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2009, 10:45:33 AM »
I took the missus to Edinburgh for a weekend once, and if you like whiskey then there really isn't any other destination. Pick yourself up a few samples of crazy local drink, then head up to the castle for an amazing view over the city and some great photo opps with an enormous cannon (snigger)  ;D
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2009, 10:48:26 AM »
Meh I've been to Edinburgh enough already. Plus going there by coach would probably kill me, thats a long journey.
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« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2009, 10:49:25 AM »
Get a connecting flight from wherever you land near London?

Failing that, Prague is awesome (see my stag do photos on Facebook) ;D
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2009, 10:51:22 AM »
Yeah I doubt I'll be able to afford an extra flight.

Prague is somewhere I've always wanted to go
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2009, 10:52:38 AM »
Here.
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2009, 10:54:31 AM »
yeah come visit me, gaygay
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« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2009, 10:58:58 AM »
Sure thing Nomad, you just buy me the plane tickets...
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2009, 11:01:15 AM »
If you do go to Prague, the best strip joint is called 'Hot Peppers' - it cost us 300 crowns (about ?10) to get in for the whole night to watch the stage shows, and that came with 5 complimentary beers. Also worth checking out is one of the shooting ranges (although they cost 2000-3000+ crowns, or ?70-100+) - we went for the 2000 crown option (where you get to fire handguns and shotguns) at a place called Avim Praha, which was absolutely awesome. We got to shoot a .22 Luger training pistol, CZ-67 7.65mm pistol, Glock 17 9mm (the best one from both a feel of use and from shot grouping, we reckoned) and a pump-action shotgun loaded with 2 hunting rounds and one magnum (combat) round.  After that, a few of us paid an extra ?15 or so to take part in a Magnum .44 marksman contest, which I won (and got a neat t-shirt from) ;D

The place is pretty easy to get to by Metro from Wenceslas Square.  If you go, check out the Beer Factory on Wenceslas Square - beer taps in the middle of the table, awesome food... need I say more?
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2009, 11:07:58 AM »
Why would you go to another country just to shoot?  She lives in Finland, she could go shooting there.
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2009, 11:11:53 AM »
Went to a shooting range in Riga, cost about 30 euros and got to fire a glock, a pump action shot gun and an AK 47. I completely took out the groin of my target....

But going to a strip joint in prague would be cool
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2009, 11:13:39 AM »
Go to Austin,TX and watch the bats at dusk.
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2009, 11:16:26 AM »
I'm not going to Amerikkka unless someone else pays
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2009, 11:36:54 AM »
Does Europe have bats?
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2009, 11:39:18 AM »
Yes. I saw some bats the other day.
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2009, 11:40:04 AM »
Go holiday with the bats. Make a bat cart and have them fly you around.
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2009, 11:42:11 AM »
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Where should she go?

To the Vatican to get some sense slapped into you, or better yet McDill Air Force Base, or Stamford, CT...your pick
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2009, 11:43:11 AM »
Maybe if you pray hard enough, God will fund your trip to America, Gayer!
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2009, 11:43:41 AM »
I don't wanna get slapped around at the Vatican. That sounds dirty.
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2009, 11:47:12 AM »
What about going to the ice wall?
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2009, 12:13:49 PM »
fly with germanwings and go to munich.
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2009, 12:14:44 PM »
You need a vacation?
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2009, 01:10:32 PM »
You could always come to sunny Basingstoke... actually it's not sunny.
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2009, 01:11:32 PM »
Quote from: Matrix on September 13, 2009, 01:10:32 PM
You could always come to sunny Basingstoke... actually it's not sunny.
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The UK sucks
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2009, 01:26:20 PM »
He must be thinking of another UK.
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2009, 01:27:29 PM »
 >:(
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #26 on: September 13, 2009, 09:19:11 PM »
Quote from: Johannes Kepler on September 13, 2009, 12:13:49 PM
fly with germanwings and go to munich.

Yeah they don't fly from Finland


And Basingstoke isn't sunny Matrix and last time I went to en-ger-land you didn't even come to London to meet me  >:(
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #27 on: September 13, 2009, 09:29:09 PM »
Come to Her Majesty's loyal Province of Upper Canada.
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #28 on: September 13, 2009, 09:47:15 PM »
To meet you?! On my way!!
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Re: Gayer needs a holiday
« Reply #29 on: September 13, 2009, 09:51:33 PM »
If you go to Canada, you'll definitely want to go to Texas. While in Texas, why not visit me? I can show you where I buried your shoes.
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