In Case of Zombies

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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #720 on: August 20, 2010, 04:28:35 PM »
Your one to talk lol, the person you quoted said nothing about target rifles, he mentioned how your either shooting paper or inanimate targets, thats what my post was based off of. Why base my post off of your incorrect assumption?

Guns are made to hurt/kill things.

Guns, in general, are made hold a cartridge and then apply a force to a specific region of that cartridge. Possibly with the ability to cycle secondary cartridges into the position of the first once the force is applied.

That is all.

And the application of such a device?

99% of the time? To propel a lead/copper/steel item across distances and into a target.

I see no mention of him saying he uses "Target rifles" specifically

Of course, how silly of me to assume that rifles specifically designed to be fired at targets were anything like target rifles.
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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #721 on: August 20, 2010, 09:30:52 PM »
Guns are made to hurt/kill things.

Guns, in general, are made hold a cartridge and then apply a force to a specific region of that cartridge. Possibly with the ability to cycle secondary cartridges into the position of the first once the force is applied.

That is all.

And the application of such a device?

99% of the time? To propel a lead/copper/steel item across distances and into a target.

A soft fleshy living target.

No, 99% of the time it is used to strike paper or other inanimate targets.

You seriously believe that 99% of guns in existence are target rifles?

You do know people who use guns to kill people have to train as well? Id fathom that theyd spend more ammo training at the range then they do in any firefight.

sooo

if every soldier spends at least 2/3 of his ammo in total in training add that to people who only shoot targets... You have the vast majority of people shooting targets...

We aren't talking about proportion of use, actually read what you quote. Unless these soldiers train with guns entirely unlike those they would use in combat and the people who only shoot targets never use a combat-oriented gun, of course. If that's the case then certainly, you're right.

What I claimed is that their application 99% of the time is to strike a target with a piece of lead/copper/steel. This is the main use of guns in the world.

As for them being a weapon, that is highly unlikely, most guns will never be used in combat, and of the ones that do, they will rarely be used in any sort of actual combat.

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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #722 on: August 21, 2010, 03:57:29 AM »
Guns are made to hurt/kill things.

Guns, in general, are made hold a cartridge and then apply a force to a specific region of that cartridge. Possibly with the ability to cycle secondary cartridges into the position of the first once the force is applied.

That is all.

And the application of such a device?

99% of the time? To propel a lead/copper/steel item across distances and into a target.

A soft fleshy living target.

No, 99% of the time it is used to strike paper or other inanimate targets.

You seriously believe that 99% of guns in existence are target rifles?

You do know people who use guns to kill people have to train as well? Id fathom that theyd spend more ammo training at the range then they do in any firefight.

sooo

if every soldier spends at least 2/3 of his ammo in total in training add that to people who only shoot targets... You have the vast majority of people shooting targets...

We aren't talking about proportion of use, actually read what you quote. Unless these soldiers train with guns entirely unlike those they would use in combat and the people who only shoot targets never use a combat-oriented gun, of course. If that's the case then certainly, you're right.

What I claimed is that their application 99% of the time is to strike a target with a piece of lead/copper/steel. This is the main use of guns in the world.

As for them being a weapon, that is highly unlikely, most guns will never be used in combat, and of the ones that do, they will rarely be used in any sort of actual combat.

You said that the application of 99% of guns is to shoot targets.

Most halberds go unused too, are they just an extremely complex and high-maintenance tool for chopping wood?
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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #723 on: August 21, 2010, 09:33:10 AM »
Guns are made to hurt/kill things.

Guns, in general, are made hold a cartridge and then apply a force to a specific region of that cartridge. Possibly with the ability to cycle secondary cartridges into the position of the first once the force is applied.

That is all.

And the application of such a device?

99% of the time? To propel a lead/copper/steel item across distances and into a target.

A soft fleshy living target.

No, 99% of the time it is used to strike paper or other inanimate targets.

You seriously believe that 99% of guns in existence are target rifles?

You do know people who use guns to kill people have to train as well? Id fathom that theyd spend more ammo training at the range then they do in any firefight.

sooo

if every soldier spends at least 2/3 of his ammo in total in training add that to people who only shoot targets... You have the vast majority of people shooting targets...

We aren't talking about proportion of use, actually read what you quote. Unless these soldiers train with guns entirely unlike those they would use in combat and the people who only shoot targets never use a combat-oriented gun, of course. If that's the case then certainly, you're right.

What I claimed is that their application 99% of the time is to strike a target with a piece of lead/copper/steel. This is the main use of guns in the world.

As for them being a weapon, that is highly unlikely, most guns will never be used in combat, and of the ones that do, they will rarely be used in any sort of actual combat.

You said that the application of 99% of guns is to shoot targets.

Most halberds go unused too, are they just an extremely complex and high-maintenance tool for chopping wood?

No, they are decorations. Who the hell chops wood?

And yes, 99% of guns are used to shoot targets. I never said 99% of guns are target rifles. See the difference?

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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #724 on: August 21, 2010, 09:39:41 AM »
Guns are made to hurt/kill things.

Guns, in general, are made hold a cartridge and then apply a force to a specific region of that cartridge. Possibly with the ability to cycle secondary cartridges into the position of the first once the force is applied.

That is all.

And the application of such a device?

99% of the time? To propel a lead/copper/steel item across distances and into a target.

A soft fleshy living target.

No, 99% of the time it is used to strike paper or other inanimate targets.

You seriously believe that 99% of guns in existence are target rifles?

You do know people who use guns to kill people have to train as well? Id fathom that theyd spend more ammo training at the range then they do in any firefight.

sooo

if every soldier spends at least 2/3 of his ammo in total in training add that to people who only shoot targets... You have the vast majority of people shooting targets...

We aren't talking about proportion of use, actually read what you quote. Unless these soldiers train with guns entirely unlike those they would use in combat and the people who only shoot targets never use a combat-oriented gun, of course. If that's the case then certainly, you're right.

What I claimed is that their application 99% of the time is to strike a target with a piece of lead/copper/steel. This is the main use of guns in the world.

As for them being a weapon, that is highly unlikely, most guns will never be used in combat, and of the ones that do, they will rarely be used in any sort of actual combat.

You said that the application of 99% of guns is to shoot targets.

Most halberds go unused too, are they just an extremely complex and high-maintenance tool for chopping wood?

No, they are decorations. Who the hell chops wood?

And yes, 99% of guns are used to shoot targets. I never said 99% of guns are target rifles. See the difference?

You said 99% of guns are made to shoot targets. Such a device would either be a target rifle or grossly inadequate at its job.
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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #725 on: August 21, 2010, 10:24:05 AM »
99% of nukes are never used, they aren't weapons?

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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #726 on: August 21, 2010, 10:39:24 AM »
99% of nukes are never used, they aren't weapons?

Not really. They're just boxes sitting in silos for decades at a time.

A weapon is defined by its use.

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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #727 on: August 21, 2010, 10:59:10 AM »
99% of nukes are never used, they aren't weapons?

Not really. They're just boxes sitting in silos for decades at a time.

A weapon is defined by its use.

I disagree. An item is defined by it's intended use.

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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #728 on: August 21, 2010, 11:04:54 AM »
99% of nukes are never used, they aren't weapons?

Not really. They're just boxes sitting in silos for decades at a time.

A weapon is defined by its use.

I disagree. An item is defined by it's intended use.

So that pipe I have sitting over there on my cupboard is a paper weight? It was made and sold as a paper weight.

If they decided to intend to make guns to hold down paper would they no longer be guns?

Also, who says they intended for them to be used for anything other than target shooting? If they were sold in the united states they at most were sold for hunting, and more likely were made simply for target shooting.

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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #729 on: August 21, 2010, 11:15:50 AM »
That's just random meaningless nonsense. You and I both know that.

Guns were originally designed for hunting animals, killing people, injuring people, etc. Yes, there are guns designed specifically for target shooting, this argument was never about those guns, to me it was always about guns such as AK47s, etc.

At this point the argument is no longer about whether or not guns are weapons, it has become about what defines an item: use or purpose? That issue cannot be resolved through arguments because it is purely philosophical. Because of this I propose that this thread either ends or returns to a discussion about zombies.

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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #730 on: August 21, 2010, 12:39:40 PM »
99% of nukes are never used, they aren't weapons?

Not really. They're just boxes sitting in silos for decades at a time.

A weapon is defined by its use.

First time be and Raist ever agreed on anything, it should be documented :P.

That's just random meaningless nonsense. You and I both know that.

Guns were originally designed for hunting animals, killing people, injuring people, etc. Yes, there are guns designed specifically for target shooting, this argument was never about those guns, to me it was always about guns such as AK47s, etc.

At this point the argument is no longer about whether or not guns are weapons, it has become about what defines an item: use or purpose? That issue cannot be resolved through arguments because it is purely philosophical. Because of this I propose that this thread either ends or returns to a discussion about zombies.

So if i get an Ak-47, i own a weapon? No i own a gun. If i use the gun AS a weapon then there you go, its a weapon. Until I use it as such, it remains to be a firearm/gun. I do agree with this being a largely philosophical viewpoint and probably wont be resolved.

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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #731 on: August 21, 2010, 12:42:58 PM »
Guns were originally designed for hunting animals, killing people, injuring people, etc. Yes, there are guns designed specifically for target shooting, this argument was never about those guns, to me it was always about guns such as AK47s, etc.

Where do you draw the line between those other weapons and an "AK-47"? I would like your opinion on each of the following rifles.

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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #732 on: August 21, 2010, 12:59:21 PM »
That's just random meaningless nonsense. You and I both know that.

Guns were originally designed for hunting animals, killing people, injuring people, etc. Yes, there are guns designed specifically for target shooting, this argument was never about those guns, to me it was always about guns such as AK47s, etc.

At this point the argument is no longer about whether or not guns are weapons, it has become about what defines an item: use or purpose? That issue cannot be resolved through arguments because it is purely philosophical. Because of this I propose that this thread either ends or returns to a discussion about zombies.

Why? Simply because you know your argument is inconsistent? Knives were made purely for killing in the beginning. Does that mean that all knives are weapons including the ones in your kitchen? The intent with which you use an item makes it a weapon.

A hammer may have been invented with the intention of driving in nails, but that doesn't mean you won't be charged with brandishing a deadly weapon if you wave it at cops. Intent defines a weapon, that much I agree with, but it is the intent of the user and not that of the designer.

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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #733 on: August 21, 2010, 02:30:24 PM »
SO HOW BOUT THEM ZOMBIES
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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #734 on: August 21, 2010, 06:05:39 PM »
THEY BE DANGEROUS.

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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #735 on: August 21, 2010, 08:12:26 PM »
That's just random meaningless nonsense. You and I both know that.

Guns were originally designed for hunting animals, killing people, injuring people, etc. Yes, there are guns designed specifically for target shooting, this argument was never about those guns, to me it was always about guns such as AK47s, etc.

At this point the argument is no longer about whether or not guns are weapons, it has become about what defines an item: use or purpose? That issue cannot be resolved through arguments because it is purely philosophical. Because of this I propose that this thread either ends or returns to a discussion about zombies.

Intent defines a weapon, that much I agree with, but it is the intent of the user and not that of the designer.

Which comes back to, why would you buy a firearm? Unless it is one of those practice rifles that don't shoot deadly bullets, most likely you bought it to defend yourself. If you bought it with the intention of defending yourself with it, that means you bought it with the intention of shooting it at other individuals, which makes it a weapon. You can play the semantics card all you want and say, "Who says I didn't buy it because I like looking at it?" but unless you are trolling, you know that 95% of the time that answer is a load of crap.

Once again, this is like me saying, that because I don't intend to blow anybody up, I should be allowed to keep a stack of military grade explosives in my house. Or that I am just intending to play pipe-ball, and should be allowed to throw my pipe bomb around the park with my friends. The intention doesn't alter what it is. Something that was built to be a weapon is inherently a weapon and should be treated as such regardless of how you use it.

I love how nobody responded to Taters when he said:

A tools use does not define it, it's intended purpose does. A chainsaw is designed to cut wood, not people, thus it is not a weapon, it only has the ability to become one. A gun is designed to kill or injure a person or animal, thus it is a weapon with the ability to become sporting equipment, etc. Much like a sword can be used in the martial arts; it is intended to be a weapon, people are trained to use it as a weapon, though most people do not end up using it to bring harm to others. It is still a weapon.
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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #736 on: August 22, 2010, 12:05:15 AM »
Once again, this is like me saying, that because I don't intend to blow anybody up, I should be allowed to keep a stack of military grade explosives in my house. Or that I am just intending to play pipe-ball, and should be allowed to throw my pipe bomb around the park with my friends.

Assuming just because something isn't labeled a weapon that its allowed to be used by everyone? Never said dangerous tools can be had by all, but dangerous tool =/= weapon.

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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #737 on: August 22, 2010, 11:10:12 AM »
When recognizable guns/cannons were developed by medieval gunsmiths, they weren't designed to punch holes in paper. They were designed to punch holes in walls or people. To claim that a firearm isn't a weapon is absurd. The clue is in the name, firearm.
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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #738 on: August 22, 2010, 01:28:38 PM »
We are not saying guns aren't weapons.  We are saying some guns aren't weapons. 
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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #739 on: August 22, 2010, 02:45:14 PM »
We are not saying guns aren't weapons.  We are saying some guns aren't weapons. 

Actually, that's precisely what you said.
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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #740 on: August 22, 2010, 06:04:18 PM »
We are not saying guns aren't weapons.  We are saying some guns aren't weapons. 

I don't own weapons. I own firearms. Get the two straight.

That's pretty much what you said.



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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #741 on: August 23, 2010, 01:39:56 AM »
When recognizable guns/cannons were developed by medieval gunsmiths, they weren't designed to punch holes in paper. They were designed to punch holes in walls or people. To claim that a firearm isn't a weapon is absurd. The clue is in the name, firearm.

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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #742 on: August 23, 2010, 06:23:25 AM »
We are not saying guns aren't weapons.  We are saying some guns aren't weapons. 

Actually, that's precisely what you said.

I have already asked for proof of this. 
We are not saying guns aren't weapons.  We are saying some guns aren't weapons. 

I don't own weapons. I own firearms. Get the two straight.

That's pretty much what you said.




Yes.
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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #743 on: August 23, 2010, 10:41:33 AM »
We are not saying guns aren't weapons.  We are saying some guns aren't weapons. 

Actually, that's precisely what you said.

I have already asked for proof of this. 
We are not saying guns aren't weapons.  We are saying some guns aren't weapons. 

I don't own weapons. I own firearms. Get the two straight.

That's pretty much what you said.




Yes.

So you own guns but not weapons, and you think guns are weapons?
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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #744 on: August 23, 2010, 02:01:05 PM »
We are not saying guns aren't weapons.  We are saying some guns aren't weapons. 

Actually, that's precisely what you said.

I have already asked for proof of this. 
We are not saying guns aren't weapons.  We are saying some guns aren't weapons. 

I don't own weapons. I own firearms. Get the two straight.

That's pretty much what you said.




Yes.

So you own guns but not weapons, and you think guns are weapons?

It's already been explained.  You are just to lazy to read the thread. 
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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #745 on: August 23, 2010, 02:13:32 PM »
We are not saying guns aren't weapons.  We are saying some guns aren't weapons. 

Actually, that's precisely what you said.

I have already asked for proof of this. 
We are not saying guns aren't weapons.  We are saying some guns aren't weapons. 

I don't own weapons. I own firearms. Get the two straight.

That's pretty much what you said.




Yes.

So you own guns but not weapons, and you think guns are weapons?

It's already been explained.  You are just to lazy to read the thread. 

He's not lazy, you're dumb.

HOW BOUT THEM ZOMBIES?

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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #746 on: August 23, 2010, 02:24:59 PM »
We are not saying guns aren't weapons.  We are saying some guns aren't weapons. 

Actually, that's precisely what you said.

I have already asked for proof of this. 
We are not saying guns aren't weapons.  We are saying some guns aren't weapons. 

I don't own weapons. I own firearms. Get the two straight.

That's pretty much what you said.




Yes.

So you own guns but not weapons, and you think guns are weapons?

It's already been explained.  You are just to lazy to read the thread. 

I was here the whole time. Stop being retarded if you can. I hear zombies are dangerous.
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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #747 on: August 23, 2010, 04:45:25 PM »
I'm still waiting for the quote where I say no gun is a weapon.  
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Re: In Case of Zombies
« Reply #748 on: August 23, 2010, 05:38:47 PM »
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

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« Reply #749 on: August 23, 2010, 08:09:46 PM »
Win.