In Case of Zombies

Technically, we're talking about cows. How long would any cow survive in the wild? They're much too docile to be fit for survival in the wild, unless I'm terribly mistaken. There are reasons for why lone wolves can get into enclosures and maul several cows to death without getting so much as a scratch.

And either way, what makes you think that a rabid human, who is without a doubt more intelligent than a rabid dog, would react in the same way? And even then, it should be possible to scare rabid dogs away. Sure, it might take something like surrounding an enclosure with pyres, but I would speculate that it is possible.

Technically, we're talking about cows. How long would any cow survive in the wild? They're much too docile to be fit for survival in the wild, unless I'm terribly mistaken. There are reasons for why lone wolves can get into enclosures and maul several cows to death without getting so much as a scratch.

Incorrect. Cows can escape from ranches, and when they do, given enough time, they become wild just like any other animal. There are herds in Arizona that have been running around wild for years.

And I don't know what your talking about, maybe wolves killing sheep. (A baby cow, sure, but not an adult) The only things that take down cows here are mountain lions.

Really? There are reports of wolves killing cows here all the time, unless I'm terribly mistaken.

Really? There are reports of wolves killing cows here all the time, unless I'm terribly mistaken.

Weird. Perhaps the cows in the southwest are just tougher. What region are you in?

Do you not have wild herds running around either? We have wild burros and horses as well.

Really? There are reports of wolves killing cows here all the time, unless I'm terribly mistaken.

Good thing wolves only kill enough to feed themselves when they actually have to run those animals down.

Cows wouldn't have to outfight wolves, they would simply have to outrun slower less fit cows.

Quote from: Wendy on September 11, 2010, 03:26:00 PM

Really? There are reports of wolves killing cows here all the time, unless I'm terribly mistaken.

Weird. Perhaps the cows in the southwest are just tougher. What region are you in?

Do you not have wild herds running around either? We have wild burros and horses as well.

I'm from Sweden, man. There isn't enough space for cows to break free and become wild here. Either way, I may have been mistaken about the cow attacks as I can't seem to find any reports to back up my claims. Oh well.

Quote from: Wendy on September 11, 2010, 03:26:00 PM

Really? There are reports of wolves killing cows here all the time, unless I'm terribly mistaken.

Weird. Perhaps the cows in the southwest are just tougher. What region are you in?

Do you not have wild herds running around either? We have wild burritos and horses as well.

Really?!

Wild burritos sounds fucking delicious.

This thread messes with me. I've had two dreams about zombies. Neither were scary though, they were slow shawn of the dead style zombies. The bad part is every time my guns are locked in a combo safe, and I can either not get to them or they are simply lazer tag rifles. Odd huh.

This thread messes with me. I've had two dreams about zombies. Neither were scary though, they were slow shawn of the dead style zombies.

If only we were lucky enough to have these kind where we can groan and walk like them and suddenly were invisible

 The bad part is every time my guns are locked in a combo safe, and I can either not get to them or they are simply lazer tag rifles. Odd huh.

I got a good chuckle out of this

Quote from: EnglshGentleman on September 11, 2010, 04:25:46 PM

Quote from: Wendy on September 11, 2010, 03:26:00 PM

Really? There are reports of wolves killing cows here all the time, unless I'm terribly mistaken.

Weird. Perhaps the cows in the southwest are just tougher. What region are you in?

Do you not have wild herds running around either? We have wild burritos and horses as well.

Really?!

Apparently.

Bump.

If a thread was already bumped and immediately fell into silence again, without a single response, that's a good indicator that the discussion has ended. Also, these people aren't even talking about zombies any more.

I bumped it due to the recent release of Dead Rising 2. Anyone else played it yet?

After the massive heap of fail that was Dead Rising, I have not, and probably will not. I'll be getting a whole lot less free time than I've had the past few months once my course starts.

It's pretty fun. I have some complaints, but overall it is good. 6/10.

This thread really should have been locked a while ago.

Dead rising was quality. Still cant play it on my own though. Its the noises they make.

Seriously? Dead Rising was the least scary game featuring zombies I've played, excepting Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse. You could punch out a zombie with a gigantic teddy for crying out loud!

I threw a beach ball at one and it bounced and hit others too. It was funny. I also slapped one with a handbag until the hand bag broke, then beat it to death with the "massager" that came out.

I've been very productive lately, over five-hundred kills, with a phosphorus-based zombie bait.  The things make a very nice blue light when being consumed in the flames, no doubt from the copper bracelets they're wearing because of zombie related arthritis.  Has anyone else had luck with this?

I've been very productive lately, over five-hundred kills, with a phosphorus-based zombie bait.  The things make a very nice blue light when being consumed in the flames, no doubt from the copper bracelets they're wearing because of zombie related arthritis.  Has anyone else had luck with this?

Undead Nightmare? It's truly awesome.

Aha.  A fellow traveler.  Grrrrrrr.