In different contexts, sure. But implying that the universe is powerful enough to create itself reeks of anthropomorphism. Like I said, you just didn't realize it.
Not at all, if it 'created itself' as part of a cyclical system like a star forming itself from the dust, blowing up and reforming again there's no need for a beginning or an end.
I would say that beings to worship Him are a bit more gratifying than a solitary pea pod. But it's not just that: he was showing off to us what he was capable of. The universe is like a work of art he gave us to appreciate.
You missed my point, he could have, if he was a good designer either created a tiny, life-universe for us to live in (If he just wanted the one little pod he could have kept us in a platic pot, so to speak) or a universe flooded with life, making use of every possible environment (Growing 1,000 acres of pea pods)
I'm not impressed by a creator whose 'work of art' causes untold suffering for billions of life-forms.
Well, the people who wrote the Bible wanted people worshiping their God. The Bible is largely a collection of folk tales, after all. It's not the most conservative position, I know. But I think the overall point was that He be worshiped. Look now, there are three major world religions that have sprouted from the same work, and that's not even counting all the sects of Christianity there are! Obviously there's room for difference in interpretation.
My opinion on this matter isn't quite as controversial as you make it out to be. You're generalizing; not all Christians are evil fundamentalists (boooo, right?). My relationship with God is colored by my philosophical leanings.
But that's the point, you've added your own philosophical quirks to the religion and by doing so invented a new one. How can you say that you believe in a god who isn't described by the Christian Bible and call yourself a Christian?
Christianity -> "I am a jealous god, worship no others but me" but you can be forgiven if you accept in the end that Jesus is right.
Roundyism -> "I am a forgiving god, it really doesn't matter who you worship." Whether you change or not.