Traditional Days Of Flat Earthers

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Traditional Days Of Flat Earthers
« on: November 13, 2019, 03:54:29 AM »
The Declaration:

Reason:

We flat earthers do not believe how other people believe. we don't believe in the same things. We believe more different. In many ways we believe like other people, but we believe that some issues are different. We have the same belief as other people, some of us are Christians, some of us are Jews, some of us Muslims, some of us Buddhists and some of us atheists and some of us believe in different religions. however, we do not believe in the same religion as the people we believe in. we have different and important days for ourselves.

We must identify these days and fulfill our spiritual needs.

It is as important as the day of when Samuel Shenton borned when Jesus Christ has borned. We have to have a rememberance day for Samuel Shenton.

For people non muslims among us, who would say that the date on which Earth Not A Globe was written is less important than when the Holly Qur'an began to be written?

For people non christians among us, who would say that the ascension day of Albert Smith is less important than the day of Feast of the Assumption?

For people non jews among us, who would say that the day of NASA created the biggest lie of moon landing is less important the day of demolition of Jerusalem and not deserved to fast?

We have to offer them something radical in order to they get rid of the old diseases of the world. We should do it for ourselves first.

We must destroy the idols of the old beliefs as Abraham destroyed the idols. And we must replace them with more meaningful things. We must destroy  meaningless beliefs of the global earthers just as we destroyed their meaningless obsessions. and in doing so, we have to do it without harming people's religious beliefs. if we fail to do so, the spiritual problematic youth will be raised. we must take action to prevent this problem, we must do it right now.

Believers, admins and mods can write here freely their suggestions. Others can use that thread for your offers. USE HERE PLEASE

Current Listed Days, name, date, (concept)-proposer:

1- Parallax day: December 23 (mourning, rowbotham) - wise
2- Feast of Enag / Rowbotham day: March 2. (celebrate, holly week) - D1, hoppy
3- Wise day, March 3. (celebrate, holly week) - Shifter
4- Earth day : April 22 (celebrate, shenton) - John
5- Sagnac Day : October 14 (celebrate) - Sandokhan
6- Holly flat earth week (celebrate):  It is the first week of march, start with March 1 and ends with 7th April. It is officially holiday in countries officially accepted the flat earth. It is also an honest act that all other countries should do, as required by respect for the belief of others. (wise)
7- Hoax anniversary: July 20 (wise)

Days as listed by located in the year.

Holly flat earth week: 1-7 March.
Feast of Enag: March 2
Wise day: March 3
Earth day: April 22
Hoax anniversary: July 20
Sagnac Day : October 14
Parallax day: December 23
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Re: Traditional Days Of Flat Earthers
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2019, 04:25:47 AM »
Suggest 1

Traditional Day 1

Parallax Day



(English text character how Rowbotham is)

"Parallax Day": 23 December. today, all believers commemorate the great master Samuel Birley Rowbotham. we hang his photo on our homes and workplaces. We fast from 6 am to 6 pm on 23 December. We light candles and sing hymns composed of his words that commemorate him.

End of my daily energy. It's your turn folks.

Shenton bless you.
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Re: Traditional Days Of Flat Earthers
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2019, 05:25:31 AM »
Suggestion 2:

Traditional Day 2

Feast Of Enag



Earth Not A Globe book has written by our master Rowbotham, in third steps.

This book,  in which he lays out his world system, went through three editions, starting with a 16 page pamphlet published in 1849 and a second edition of 221 pages published in 1865.The third edition of 1881 (which had inflated to 430 pages) was used as the basis of this text. we should discuss which of these will accept either the publication or writing date. we should do this one time and then use always the date we accept.

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I think it would be cool if you guys celebrated things like when ENAG was written, it would be a cool community thing.
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Re: Traditional Days Of Flat Earthers
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2019, 10:48:20 AM »
These are good ideas, a celebration for all Faith's. Let us celebrate the the flatness together.
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Re: Traditional Days Of Flat Earthers
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2019, 10:54:04 AM »
A festivus for the rest of us!

I'd also like to add Earth Day.
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Re: Traditional Days Of Flat Earthers
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2019, 11:03:24 AM »
Every suggestion of days should have a concept. It should point to a specific day. 365 days is earth day.

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Re: Traditional Days Of Flat Earthers
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2019, 11:14:22 AM »
Earth Day is a specific day. Samuel Shenton held an event on said day in the past as you can see in our Shenton archives. It is April 22nd.

The concept is re-appropriation of the day for the true earth. It is suggested that each flatist on this day performs an experiment in public to expose the globularist orthodoxy as dupes.

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Re: Traditional Days Of Flat Earthers
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2019, 10:09:07 AM »
"Earth Day" with "Shenton" concept may be together. 22 April.

In this day, candle is placed inside the globe map shaped pumpkin  and decorations are made. Shenton's photographs are places in buildings. The hymns of Shenton's words are sung. Besides, people like John Davis do experiments on this day. The presence of John Davis' name on this day will immortalize him in the future. It's like Santa Claus relationship with Christmas and Jesus.

In the future, flat earthers wearing alternative clothes to Santa Claus will play the role of "John Davis". They will use fake ties and fake beards and try to make experiment to rememberate him. It really should be an alternative to Santa Claus it needs a good image maker to work.

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Re: Traditional Days Of Flat Earthers
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2019, 10:40:16 PM »
« Last Edit: November 21, 2019, 09:04:12 AM by wise »

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Re: Traditional Days Of Flat Earthers
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2019, 10:41:20 PM »
Wise day, March 3. (celebrate)

I propose March 03. On this day in 2016, the greatest contributor and the reason why the Flat Earth Society is powering on strong despite all the attacks, and the controlled opposition joined.

I call this day

Wise Day  8)

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Re: Traditional Days Of Flat Earthers
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2019, 05:49:18 PM »
Wise day, March 3. (celebrate)

I propose March 03. On this day in 2016, the greatest contributor and the reason why the Flat Earth Society is powering on strong despite all the attacks, and the controlled opposition joined.

I call this day

Wise Day  8)
That sounds good inki. March 2 should be Rowbotham Day,  because he was here before you.
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Re: Traditional Days Of Flat Earthers
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2019, 11:19:37 PM »
Wise day, March 3. (celebrate)

I propose March 03. On this day in 2016, the greatest contributor and the reason why the Flat Earth Society is powering on strong despite all the attacks, and the controlled opposition joined.

I call this day

Wise Day  8)
That sounds good inki. March 2 should be Rowbotham Day,  because he was here before you.

Well idea. 2 and 3 march two days in a row. Since there are 2 important days in the one week, we can celebrate this week as "flat earth week". 2 march rowbotham day, 3 march wise day. We can also chose 2 march as feast of enag. Because day of enag is already not spesific. We can chose it as 2 march.

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Re: Traditional Days Of Flat Earthers
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2019, 12:17:07 AM »
Hymn number one:


Far from the world's cold science pride,
Come join our flat earth happy band,
Come stranger, we your senses guide,
Where pillars of truth shall hold command,

Although in scorned paths you tread,
And filled perhaps with doubts and fear,
A flat earther's wise hand shall lead,
Where doubt and emptiness disappear,

Here may yon in our discussions join,
And prove yourself a flat earther true,
All prior scientific cares resign,
And keep our flat earth truths in view

We need composers for organise it.

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Re: Traditional Days Of Flat Earthers
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2019, 04:19:29 AM »
Hoax Anniversary: July 20th.

this day is meant to remember the first time so called the moon landing, 20 July 1969. It was a joke in a way. Hence this day reminds us jokes.

Today people wear diabolical clothing. Today people make ugly jokes to each other. Today's favorite joke is to give  a very important news to an acquaintance and when he really starts to believe it, to say "July twentyyyyyy" and laughing together.

people do not read hymns today.
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