Swine Flu strain causing "zombie-ism"

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Raist

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Re: Swine Flu strain causing "zombie-ism"
« Reply #30 on: June 13, 2009, 05:14:23 PM »
I have been preparing for this moment for most of my adult life.

I am ready.


/loads shotgun
Curing a flu with lead isn't the best option, amusing though.
Diseases don't spread very well when all of their hosts are killed and then incinerated. This simple fact means that in Zombie Apocalypses, Napalm is often the best option (so long as you can outrun the fire you set).

Any idea that is based off a virus doing something to a dead person is a very dumb idea. A virus depends on living cells to do anything.

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Re: Swine Flu strain causing "zombie-ism"
« Reply #31 on: July 10, 2009, 09:59:31 PM »
http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm


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There has been a small outbreak of "zombism" in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1. Similar to a scare originally found in Cambodia back in 2005, victims of a new strain of the swine flu virus H1N1 have been reported in London. After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it's victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during "resurrection".
that is false

there was a whole panic from people over a news page that said the exact same thing as this on it.as a matter of fact it think someone copy and pasted it from that and just changed it from malaria to swine flue

the page it was on looked like a real news page problem was every link like the one that lead to the home of the page was a dead link and went no where

EDIT: as a matter of fact i found a copy of the text from the website.but im still looking for the site itself. the links i did find lead to "URL not found" so im not sure if it even exists anymore

"Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul
There has been a small outbreak of ?zombism? in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

Cambodian troops moved into Quan'sul after Malaria victims attack populace.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it?s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during ?resurrection.?

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia."

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Raist

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Re: Swine Flu strain causing "zombie-ism"
« Reply #32 on: July 10, 2009, 10:56:56 PM »
Obviously it is a joke. Congrats on typing all that up for something no one took seriously.

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Knowwhere

Re: Swine Flu strain causing "zombie-ism"
« Reply #33 on: July 11, 2009, 04:46:23 AM »
Obviously it is a joke. Congrats on typing all that up for something no one took seriously.
with some of the things people type out around here most people dont have the intelligence to distinguish if this is a joke

get bent

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Re: Swine Flu strain causing "zombie-ism"
« Reply #34 on: July 11, 2009, 12:08:27 PM »
Obviously it is a joke. Congrats on typing all that up for something no one took seriously.
with some of the things people type out around here most people dont have the intelligence to distinguish if this is a joke

get bent


u mad?

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Re: Swine Flu strain causing "zombie-ism"
« Reply #35 on: July 11, 2009, 05:25:07 PM »
In case of a zombie outbreak:

1. Get family members.
2. Stock up on supplies (food, fuel, batteries, radio, etc).
3. Get weapons from house.
4. Drive five and a half hours to Fort Carson, Colorado Springs, CO.
5. Wait it out.

Although in case swine flu does go 1918 on us, ity might be prudent to have a month or two's supply of food & cooking supplies and other essentials. Pasta, rice, beans, basic medical supplies (first aid & painkillers), gas cylinder for cooking & lots of candles.

Not because I expect the world to end, but because we live so much on the edge with our supply chains these days that even a mild outbreak that was widespread could cause short term food shortages. 

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Re: Swine Flu strain causing "zombie-ism"
« Reply #36 on: July 11, 2009, 06:01:21 PM »
Obviously it is a joke. Congrats on typing all that up for something no one took seriously.
with some of the things people type out around here most people dont have the intelligence to distinguish if this is a joke

get bent

Ironic, we sit here posting that we think the Earth is flat and you can't distinguish the jokes from the truth, then you come to a blatant joke thread with no one giving a shit and "warn us" because we are so gullible. But hey, if you ever want to buy any brand new civil war merchandise, I'll hook you up cheap.

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Re: Swine Flu strain causing "zombie-ism"
« Reply #37 on: July 11, 2009, 06:14:40 PM »
Obviously it is a joke. Congrats on typing all that up for something no one took seriously.
with some of the things people type out around here most people dont have the intelligence to distinguish if this is a joke

get bent


u mad?

WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE???

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