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Proleg

Canada Day
« on: July 01, 2009, 10:14:34 PM »
How did everyone celebrate the anniversary of Confederation?

I worked. Shit was NOT cash.
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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2009, 10:15:31 PM »
Fuck Canada.
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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2009, 10:16:30 PM »
I did yard work and then got drunk.
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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2009, 10:19:58 PM »
Canada, did America say you can celebrate? You exist at our whim, so shush.
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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2009, 10:22:38 PM »
Yay Canada!

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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2009, 10:23:51 PM »
Quote from: Waste of Mind on July 01, 2009, 10:19:58 PM
Canada, did America say you can celebrate? You exist at our whim, so shush.

Protip: We won the war of 1812 (the last time you tried to invade us) also, we burnt down the White house after partying in it for days.  Eat me.
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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2009, 10:28:16 PM »
Oh, Google... ^___^ kekekeke

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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2009, 10:30:22 PM »
If only the RCMP weren't such a corrupt disgrace. Ah well, fuck it, happy Canada Day.
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Re: Dooms Day
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2009, 10:31:18 PM »
Canada pwnz joo USA.
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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2009, 10:32:45 PM »
Quote from: Guessed on July 01, 2009, 10:23:51 PM
Quote from: Waste of Mind on July 01, 2009, 10:19:58 PM
Canada, did America say you can celebrate? You exist at our whim, so shush.

Protip: We won the war of 1812 (the last time you tried to invade us) also, we burnt down the White house after partying in it for days.  Eat me.
I'm sorry, is it the early 1800's? No? Well then, shush Canada or we will destroy you.
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Proleg

Re: Canada Day
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2009, 10:35:04 PM »
Quote from: Guessed on July 01, 2009, 10:30:22 PM
If only the RCMP weren't such a corrupt disgrace.
The RCMP offends my grandparents' sensibilities with their turban antics.

Quote from: Waste of Mind on July 01, 2009, 10:32:45 PM
Well then, shush Canada or we will destroy you.
You cannot invade mainland Canada. There would be a rifle behind every stalk of dope.
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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2009, 10:38:00 PM »
We would just nuke all the pussies (99% of Canada), and leave the people that know how to shoot alone.
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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2009, 10:46:37 PM »
What's a Canada?
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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2009, 12:07:56 AM »

CANADA, FUCK YEAH



All the Canada-haters can go sodomize themselves with a rusty pole.
« Last Edit: July 02, 2009, 01:14:45 AM by Mykael »
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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2009, 12:21:06 AM »
Thank you, Canada, for allowing me and my family the right to come up and steal fish from your wonderful lakes for a few weeks during the summer.
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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2009, 01:34:53 AM »
Quote from: Guessed on July 01, 2009, 10:23:51 PM
Quote from: Waste of Mind on July 01, 2009, 10:19:58 PM
Canada, did America say you can celebrate? You exist at our whim, so shush.

Protip: We won the war of 1812 (the last time you tried to invade us) also, we burnt down the White house after partying in it for days.  Eat me.

Oh rly? So what's it like still being England's bitch in a day and age when Africa isn't even controlled by Europe anymore?

Yes, your country is less independent than niggers.
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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2009, 01:41:18 AM »
Quote from: Raist on July 02, 2009, 01:34:53 AM
Quote from: Guessed on July 01, 2009, 10:23:51 PM
Quote from: Waste of Mind on July 01, 2009, 10:19:58 PM
Canada, did America say you can celebrate? You exist at our whim, so shush.

Protip: We won the war of 1812 (the last time you tried to invade us) also, we burnt down the White house after partying in it for days.  Eat me.

Oh rly? So what's it like still being England's bitch in a day and age when Africa isn't even controlled by Europe anymore?

Yes, your country is less independent than niggers.
The Governor General (and by extension, the Queen) is a figurehead. Nothing more.

Let`s not get into politics, it ruins the awesome of this Canada Day thread.
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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2009, 05:44:00 AM »
You're all spelling Canadia wrong.
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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2009, 05:49:35 AM »
Quote from: Raist on July 02, 2009, 01:34:53 AM
Quote from: Guessed on July 01, 2009, 10:23:51 PM
Quote from: Waste of Mind on July 01, 2009, 10:19:58 PM
Canada, did America say you can celebrate? You exist at our whim, so shush.

Protip: We won the war of 1812 (the last time you tried to invade us) also, we burnt down the White house after partying in it for days.  Eat me.

Oh rly? So what's it like still being England's bitch in a day and age when Africa isn't even controlled by Europe anymore?

Yes, your country is less independent than niggers.

Yeah, Canada wasn't even independent when that happened, the war was officially against the British, so they can quit taking credit for that.
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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2009, 07:40:41 AM »
Quote from: BOGWarrior89 on July 02, 2009, 12:21:06 AM
Thank you, Canada, for allowing me and my family the right to come up and steal fish from your wonderful lakes for a few weeks during the summer.
^^^^^^^
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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2009, 08:45:03 AM »
I worked, and at one point I needed a pen and there was one that had a Canadian flag on it and one that looked like it had been chewed on. I used the chewed one and threw out the flag one.
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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2009, 08:51:57 PM »
Quote from: Proleg on July 01, 2009, 10:14:34 PM
How did everyone celebrate the anniversary of Confederation?

I had a birthday.
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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2009, 08:54:18 PM »
Quote from: Mykael on July 02, 2009, 12:07:56 AM

CANADA, FUCK YEAH



All the Canada-haters can go sodomize themselves with a rusty pole.


This ^^^^^^

Oh and fuck you for making me have a passport to get in your country......and not carry guns and ammo.
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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2009, 09:01:32 PM »
If you're coming from the United States, I don't think you need a passport.
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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2009, 09:02:23 PM »
Quote from: Trekky0623 on July 02, 2009, 09:01:32 PM
If you're coming from the United States, I don't think you need a passport.
To go from US to Canada you need a passport.
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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #25 on: July 02, 2009, 09:13:58 PM »
Quote from: Waste of Mind on July 02, 2009, 09:02:23 PM
Quote from: Trekky0623 on July 02, 2009, 09:01:32 PM
If you're coming from the United States, I don't think you need a passport.
To go from US to Canada you need a passport.

You do now.  We are very close and now need a passport, can have no dui's and have to pay a fortune if packing heat.

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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #26 on: July 02, 2009, 09:20:28 PM »
You can also have that gay enhanced license and be OK.
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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #27 on: July 02, 2009, 09:23:53 PM »
Quote from: physics101 on July 02, 2009, 09:20:28 PM
You can also have that gay enhanced license and be OK.

????????

Dumb it down for me....I am half drunk.
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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #28 on: July 02, 2009, 09:28:22 PM »
Stupid US, with their border guards and anti-dope laws...
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Re: Canada Day
« Reply #29 on: July 02, 2009, 09:31:21 PM »
Quote from: Proleg on July 02, 2009, 09:28:22 PM
Stupid US, with their border guards and anti-dope laws...

It is the Canadians enforcing all of the below crap.
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Quote from: Trekky0623 on July 02, 2009, 09:01:32 PM
If you're coming from the United States, I don't think you need a passport.
To go from US to Canada you need a passport.

You do now.  We are very close and now need a passport, can have no dui's and have to pay a fortune if packing heat.


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