Sattelites

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Sattelites
« on: May 24, 2009, 05:32:22 PM »
How the hell can I see satellites from my telescope, and yet you say they don't exist? And how come satellite images of the earth show no ice wall?

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Re: Sattelites
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2009, 05:34:28 PM »
Conspiracy. o.o
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Re: Sattelites
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2009, 05:37:44 PM »
How can you be sure that the objects you claim to see are in fact satellites? How do you know that they are not surveillance ships from the Marcabian Confederacy?

Also, where do "satellite" photos of the earth come from? NASA, or other aerospace companies, that's who.

Re: Sattelites
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2009, 05:40:02 PM »
How can you be sure that the objects you claim to see are in fact satellites? How do you know that they are not surveillance ships from the Marcabian Confederacy?

Also, where do "satellite" photos of the earth come from? NASA, or other aerospace companies, that's who.

lolwut

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Re: Sattelites
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2009, 05:42:46 PM »
How can you be sure that the objects you claim to see are in fact satellites? How do you know that they are not surveillance ships from the Marcabian Confederacy?

Also, where do "satellite" photos of the earth come from? NASA, or other aerospace companies, that's who.

Ok, so prove to me how humans can land on the moon and send us back pictures of it, showing no ice wall.

Also, If i walk in a straight line going west from Vancouver BC, where I live, shouldn't I reach the ice wall? Yet, I don't I go in a big circle back to where I came from...

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Re: Sattelites
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2009, 05:52:57 PM »
How can you be sure that the objects you claim to see are in fact satellites? How do you know that they are not surveillance ships from the Marcabian Confederacy?

Also, where do "satellite" photos of the earth come from? NASA, or other aerospace companies, that's who.

lolwut

Just when I thought I had heard it all.
No, I'm serious. When you look with your telescope, you see a small metallic object up in space. Your instructor/telescope manual tells you these are satellites. But how do you know that your instructor/manual is telling the truth? You're taking their word for it: that object you see might be anything.

Re: Sattelites
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2009, 05:55:35 PM »
Maybe it is the Covenant making their move on us, because we have thousands of Spartans and ODSTs guard the ice wall.

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Re: Sattelites
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2009, 05:57:36 PM »
Ok, so prove to me how humans can land on the moon and send us back pictures of it, showing no ice wall.
Where did those pictures/video come from? Photos prove nothing, thanks to that wonderful evidence-faking tool we call Photoshop. Video is harder to fake, but it can still be done.

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Also, If i walk in a straight line going west from Vancouver BC, where I live, shouldn't I reach the ice wall? Yet, I don't I go in a big circle back to where I came from...
I wish I could live in Vancouver >.<

In FET, the earth is a circular disc. Going west (taking readings from a compass, which relies on the North Pole) and rechecking your heading every five minutes would result in you going in a circle. Get out a FET map that's centered on the North Pole and check it, you'll see what I mean.

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« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2009, 06:00:05 PM »
Ok, so prove to me how humans can land on the moon and send us back pictures of it, showing no ice wall.
Where did those pictures/video come from? Photos prove nothing, thanks to that wonderful evidence-faking tool we call Photoshop. Video is harder to fake, but it can still be done.

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Also, If i walk in a straight line going west from Vancouver BC, where I live, shouldn't I reach the ice wall? Yet, I don't I go in a big circle back to where I came from...
I wish I could live in Vancouver >.<

In FET, the earth is a circular disc. Going west (taking readings from a compass, which relies on the North Pole) and rechecking your heading every five minutes would result in you going in a circle. Get out a FET map that's centered on the North Pole and check it, you'll see what I mean.


No, listen, IM NOT SAYING TO RECHECK MY GOD DAMN COMPASS EVERY 5 MINUTES. Im saying GO IN A STRAIGHT LINE WITH NO COMPASS. You would reach the ice wall, not go back in a circle.

Also, there are pictures of the earth taken before computers and photoshop were invented. Explain.

Re: Sattelites
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2009, 06:05:30 PM »
Maybe it is the Covenant making their move on us, because we have thousands of Spartans and ODSTs guard the ice wall.

amidoinitrite?

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Re: Sattelites
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2009, 06:06:08 PM »
Ok, so prove to me how humans can land on the moon and send us back pictures of it, showing no ice wall.
Where did those pictures/video come from? Photos prove nothing, thanks to that wonderful evidence-faking tool we call Photoshop. Video is harder to fake, but it can still be done.

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Also, If i walk in a straight line going west from Vancouver BC, where I live, shouldn't I reach the ice wall? Yet, I don't I go in a big circle back to where I came from...
I wish I could live in Vancouver >.<

In FET, the earth is a circular disc. Going west (taking readings from a compass, which relies on the North Pole) and rechecking your heading every five minutes would result in you going in a circle. Get out a FET map that's centered on the North Pole and check it, you'll see what I mean.


No, listen, IM NOT SAYING TO RECHECK MY GOD DAMN COMPASS EVERY 5 MINUTES. Im saying GO IN A STRAIGHT LINE WITH NO COMPASS. You would reach the ice wall, not go back in a circle.

Also, there are pictures of the earth taken before computers and photoshop were invented. Explain.
How would you know that you're going in a straight line? Try walking straight through a snowy field without aiming for any particular object. You'll find that your path is not completely straight, and this adds up over long distances. You would, theoretically reach the ice wall if you walked a completely straight line. However, to do this you would have to be Jesus, and have an incredibly accurate sense of direction.

There are pictures taken of the earth before photoshop was released commercially, yes. How do you know that NASA didn't have photo-doctoring techniques before that?

Re: Sattelites
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2009, 06:07:44 PM »
Ok, so prove to me how humans can land on the moon and send us back pictures of it, showing no ice wall.
Where did those pictures/video come from? Photos prove nothing, thanks to that wonderful evidence-faking tool we call Photoshop. Video is harder to fake, but it can still be done.

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Also, If i walk in a straight line going west from Vancouver BC, where I live, shouldn't I reach the ice wall? Yet, I don't I go in a big circle back to where I came from...
I wish I could live in Vancouver >.<

In FET, the earth is a circular disc. Going west (taking readings from a compass, which relies on the North Pole) and rechecking your heading every five minutes would result in you going in a circle. Get out a FET map that's centered on the North Pole and check it, you'll see what I mean.


No, listen, IM NOT SAYING TO RECHECK MY GOD DAMN COMPASS EVERY 5 MINUTES. Im saying GO IN A STRAIGHT LINE WITH NO COMPASS. You would reach the ice wall, not go back in a circle.

Also, there are pictures of the earth taken before computers and photoshop were invented. Explain.
How would you know that you're going in a straight line? Try walking straight through a snowy field without aiming for any particular object. You'll find that your path is not completely straight, and this adds up over long distances. You would, theoretically reach the ice wall if you walked a completely straight line. However, to do this you would have to be Jesus, and have an incredibly accurate sense of direction.

There are pictures taken of the earth before photoshop was released commercially, yes. How do you know that NASA didn't have photo-doctoring techniques before that?


Okay, lets say I COULD walk in a straight line like Jesus, I would reach the ice wall, but I dont.

Second of all, there werent computers when the first pictures of the earth were released. Explain further.

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Re: Sattelites
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2009, 06:11:14 PM »
Ok, so prove to me how humans can land on the moon and send us back pictures of it, showing no ice wall.
Where did those pictures/video come from? Photos prove nothing, thanks to that wonderful evidence-faking tool we call Photoshop. Video is harder to fake, but it can still be done.

Quote
Also, If i walk in a straight line going west from Vancouver BC, where I live, shouldn't I reach the ice wall? Yet, I don't I go in a big circle back to where I came from...
I wish I could live in Vancouver >.<

In FET, the earth is a circular disc. Going west (taking readings from a compass, which relies on the North Pole) and rechecking your heading every five minutes would result in you going in a circle. Get out a FET map that's centered on the North Pole and check it, you'll see what I mean.


No, listen, IM NOT SAYING TO RECHECK MY GOD DAMN COMPASS EVERY 5 MINUTES. Im saying GO IN A STRAIGHT LINE WITH NO COMPASS. You would reach the ice wall, not go back in a circle.

Also, there are pictures of the earth taken before computers and photoshop were invented. Explain.
How would you know that you're going in a straight line? Try walking straight through a snowy field without aiming for any particular object. You'll find that your path is not completely straight, and this adds up over long distances. You would, theoretically reach the ice wall if you walked a completely straight line. However, to do this you would have to be Jesus, and have an incredibly accurate sense of direction.

There are pictures taken of the earth before photoshop was released commercially, yes. How do you know that NASA didn't have photo-doctoring techniques before that?


Okay, lets say I COULD walk in a straight line like Jesus, I would reach the ice wall, but I dont.

Second of all, there werent computers when the first pictures of the earth were released. Explain further.
You don't reach the Ice Wall? How do you know? You haven't done it. You assume that you would not encounter an Ice Wall, due to your pre-conceived beliefs.

The first space probe (Sputnik) was launched in 1957, whereas the first "computer" was demonstrated in 1946. Try again.

Re: Sattelites
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2009, 06:13:25 PM »
Ok, so prove to me how humans can land on the moon and send us back pictures of it, showing no ice wall.
Where did those pictures/video come from? Photos prove nothing, thanks to that wonderful evidence-faking tool we call Photoshop. Video is harder to fake, but it can still be done.

Quote
Also, If i walk in a straight line going west from Vancouver BC, where I live, shouldn't I reach the ice wall? Yet, I don't I go in a big circle back to where I came from...
I wish I could live in Vancouver >.<

In FET, the earth is a circular disc. Going west (taking readings from a compass, which relies on the North Pole) and rechecking your heading every five minutes would result in you going in a circle. Get out a FET map that's centered on the North Pole and check it, you'll see what I mean.


No, listen, IM NOT SAYING TO RECHECK MY GOD DAMN COMPASS EVERY 5 MINUTES. Im saying GO IN A STRAIGHT LINE WITH NO COMPASS. You would reach the ice wall, not go back in a circle.

Also, there are pictures of the earth taken before computers and photoshop were invented. Explain.
How would you know that you're going in a straight line? Try walking straight through a snowy field without aiming for any particular object. You'll find that your path is not completely straight, and this adds up over long distances. You would, theoretically reach the ice wall if you walked a completely straight line. However, to do this you would have to be Jesus, and have an incredibly accurate sense of direction.

There are pictures taken of the earth before photoshop was released commercially, yes. How do you know that NASA didn't have photo-doctoring techniques before that?


Okay, lets say I COULD walk in a straight line like Jesus, I would reach the ice wall, but I dont.

Second of all, there werent computers when the first pictures of the earth were released. Explain further.
You don't reach the Ice Wall? How do you know? You haven't done it. You assume that you would not encounter an Ice Wall, due to your pre-conceived beliefs.

The first space probe (Sputnik) was launched in 1957, whereas the first "computer" was demonstrated in 1946. Try again.

Okay, Im going to do it then, and make a video and prove you wrong.

Also, the first computers didnt have the kind of capabilities like computers do now. They didnt even have monitors. Try again.

Oh btw, did God give you a good crop harvest this year?

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Re: Sattelites
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2009, 06:49:05 PM »
How can you be sure that the objects you claim to see are in fact satellites? How do you know that they are not surveillance ships from the Marcabian Confederacy?

Also, where do "satellite" photos of the earth come from? NASA, or other aerospace companies, that's who.

Ok, so prove to me how humans can land on the moon and send us back pictures of it, showing no ice wall.

Also, If i walk in a straight line going west from Vancouver BC, where I live, shouldn't I reach the ice wall? Yet, I don't I go in a big circle back to where I came from...

You would not be walking in a straight line. Even if the earth was round. It's still a circle you are maneuvering. Stop being in love with yourself.
Think hard. Think Flat.

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Re: Sattelites
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2009, 06:54:54 PM »
Ok, so prove to me how humans can land on the moon and send us back pictures of it, showing no ice wall.
Where did those pictures/video come from? Photos prove nothing, thanks to that wonderful evidence-faking tool we call Photoshop. Video is harder to fake, but it can still be done.

Quote
Also, If i walk in a straight line going west from Vancouver BC, where I live, shouldn't I reach the ice wall? Yet, I don't I go in a big circle back to where I came from...
I wish I could live in Vancouver >.<

In FET, the earth is a circular disc. Going west (taking readings from a compass, which relies on the North Pole) and rechecking your heading every five minutes would result in you going in a circle. Get out a FET map that's centered on the North Pole and check it, you'll see what I mean.


No, listen, IM NOT SAYING TO RECHECK MY GOD DAMN COMPASS EVERY 5 MINUTES. Im saying GO IN A STRAIGHT LINE WITH NO COMPASS. You would reach the ice wall, not go back in a circle.

Also, there are pictures of the earth taken before computers and photoshop were invented. Explain.
How would you know that you're going in a straight line? Try walking straight through a snowy field without aiming for any particular object. You'll find that your path is not completely straight, and this adds up over long distances. You would, theoretically reach the ice wall if you walked a completely straight line. However, to do this you would have to be Jesus, and have an incredibly accurate sense of direction.

There are pictures taken of the earth before photoshop was released commercially, yes. How do you know that NASA didn't have photo-doctoring techniques before that?


Okay, lets say I COULD walk in a straight line like Jesus, I would reach the ice wall, but I dont.

Second of all, there werent computers when the first pictures of the earth were released. Explain further.
You don't reach the Ice Wall? How do you know? You haven't done it. You assume that you would not encounter an Ice Wall, due to your pre-conceived beliefs.

The first space probe (Sputnik) was launched in 1957, whereas the first "computer" was demonstrated in 1946. Try again.

Okay, Im going to do it then, and make a video and prove you wrong.

Oh btw, did God give you a good crop harvest this year?
You're Jesus?

Also, the FSM has seen fit to bestow me with an abundant pasta crop, yes. Thanks for asking.

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Re: Sattelites
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2009, 06:56:18 PM »
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Also, the first computers didnt have the kind of capabilities like computers do now. They didnt even have monitors. Try again.

Photoshop isn't needed to create a round world. It's easily done in an art studio with a fish eye lens and some carefully laid out mosaics of existing high altitude photography.

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Re: Sattelites
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2009, 08:49:04 PM »
How can you be sure that the objects you claim to see are in fact satellites? How do you know that they are not surveillance ships from the Marcabian Confederacy?

Also, where do "satellite" photos of the earth come from? NASA, or other aerospace companies, that's who.

ROFL ahahahaha you try to raise logical and rational debates on this subject with people like this on your side?? ahahaha

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Re: Sattelites
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2009, 08:51:06 PM »
How can you be sure that the objects you claim to see are in fact satellites? How do you know that they are not surveillance ships from the Marcabian Confederacy?

Also, where do "satellite" photos of the earth come from? NASA, or other aerospace companies, that's who.

ROFL ahahahaha you try to raise logical and rational debates on this subject with people like this on your side?? ahahaha
I can feel the love.

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Re: Sattelites
« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2009, 08:24:08 AM »
whereas the first "computer" was demonstrated in 1946. Try again.
Do you mean colossus in 1943?....Try again
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Re: Sattelites
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2009, 12:24:32 PM »
whereas the first "computer" was demonstrated in 1946. Try again.
Do you mean colossus in 1943?....Try again
Or the Z3 in 1941?  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z3_(computer)
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