One piece of evidence that you Round Earthers often like to flaunt as supporting your theory is the way that the measured value of
g varies from place to place around the surface of the Earth. I will now show how this is, in fact, in direct
opposition to the ridiculous hypothesis that the Earth is round, and can only be properly explained by Flat Earth Theory.
It is a natural state of affairs that the Universe will always tend towards its lowest energy state. In order for the world's oceans to achieve their lowest possible energy state, the measured value of
g should be the same at every point corresponding to the surface of the ocean, if indeed they are being held in place by gravitation and not acceleration. If it is higher in some places than in others, the water should flow from the places with low values of
g to those with higher values until
g is equal everywhere at the surface. This is basic physics; the water is more weakly attracted where
g is lower and will move to where gravitation is stronger.
Now,
this table indicates that the measured value of
g in Singapore is just 9.781 m s
-2, while in Helsinki it is measured to be 9.819 m s
-2. This is a difference of nearly 0.4%. Were the oceans truly bound to the surface of the Earth gravitationally, those nearer the Equator should be seeking out the lower energy states that exist in the polar regions and accumulating there. Coastal cities such as Helsinki and Copenhagen would be completely flooded, while there would be much more dry land in Oceania and Central America.
Why is this not the case? The answer, of course, is simple. The Earth is flat, and these oceans are not impressed to move because the acceleration keeping them in place is the same everywhere. The simple fact that the oceans are positioned where they are, ladies and gentlemen, is thus damning evidence that there exists a Conspiracy, and that the Conspiracy has succeeded in keeping the layman so ignorant to the true shape of the Earth that he believes the variance in
g across the Earth's surface to be supportive of his beliefs, rather than in total contradiction to them.