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So I need to get my gf a b-day present

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Ichimaru Gin :]

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So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« on: April 17, 2009, 03:43:39 PM »
We've been together for 1 and a half years and are pretty close.
Any suggestions?
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2009, 03:46:20 PM »
Giant dildo
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2009, 03:47:55 PM »
Quote from: Ichimaru Gin :] on April 17, 2009, 03:43:39 PM
We've been together for 1 and a half years and are pretty close.
Any suggestions?

It is time to introduce her to the joys of donkey punching.
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2009, 03:48:54 PM »
How about a nice bottle of vodka.
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2009, 03:49:58 PM »
Quote from: Colonel Gaydafi on April 17, 2009, 03:46:20 PM
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Very bad idea.
Then she wouldn't need Ichigo anymore.


Edit: Get her chloroform perfume.
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2009, 03:52:29 PM »
Quote from: Mykael on April 17, 2009, 03:49:58 PM
Quote from: Colonel Gaydafi on April 17, 2009, 03:46:20 PM
Giant dildo
Very bad idea.
Then she wouldn't need Ichigo anymore.


Thats frees him up for me  :D
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2009, 03:53:10 PM »
How old is she?
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2009, 03:53:17 PM »
Tell her to close her eyes and hold her hands over her ears, then give her a facial.
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2009, 03:53:34 PM »
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2009, 04:41:52 PM »
Quote from: Ichimaru Gin :] on April 17, 2009, 03:43:39 PM
We've been together for 1 and a half years and are pretty close.
Any suggestions?
I'm assuming GF= Guy freind

I'm going with a cucumber and lube.
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2009, 04:48:40 PM »
A Flat Earth Society membership.
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2009, 04:51:54 PM »
gf as in girlfriend.

and she's been permabanned already.
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2009, 04:53:30 PM »
Who was it Vauxy?
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2009, 04:57:38 PM »
Quote from: Wendy on April 17, 2009, 03:53:17 PM
Tell her to close her eyes and hold her hands over her ears, then give her a facial.
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2009, 05:01:08 PM »
Tell her I won't consider anything she does to you sexual harassment for one day.
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2009, 05:06:40 PM »
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I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2009, 05:09:00 PM »
Anyone have a real suggestion?
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2009, 05:10:19 PM »
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I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2009, 05:10:30 PM »
Quote from: Sexual Harassment Panda on April 17, 2009, 03:48:54 PM
How about a nice bottle of vodka.

It would also help if you answered this question.

Quote from: Robbyj on April 17, 2009, 03:53:10 PM
How old is she?

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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2009, 05:12:55 PM »
Get her a necklace or some earrings, plus a bottle of vodka.
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #20 on: April 17, 2009, 05:13:35 PM »
If you live in or near a big city, there is probably a gift store that can make custom chocolate pieces. Have them make one of those nice chocolate sculptures with her name on it. A heart, a teddy bear, something nice. And it will be chocolate! :D And you know girls love chocolate.

Now I want you to answer the two questions. How old is she, and who was she on here? If it was muffz, though, I will strangle you.
« Last Edit: April 17, 2009, 05:17:15 PM by Wendy »
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #21 on: April 17, 2009, 05:15:05 PM »
I say give her herpes, the gift that keeps on giving! 
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #22 on: April 17, 2009, 05:17:02 PM »
Quote from: Wendy on April 17, 2009, 05:13:35 PM
If you live in or near a big city, there is probably a gift store that can make custom chocolate pieces. Have them make one of those nice chocolate sculptures with her name on it. A heart, a teddy bear, something nice. And it will be chocolate! :D And you know girls love chocolate.

Now I want you to answer the two questions. How old is she, and who was it? If it was muffz, I will strangle you, though.

That's a really nice gift idea.  I can't believe you are still pure as the driven snow.
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2009, 05:17:55 PM »
I noe, rite? But really, I'm still not surprised about it. There is this potential trap who wants me to come over to London for a booty call, but I don't have the balls to do it.
« Last Edit: April 17, 2009, 05:23:46 PM by Wendy »
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2009, 05:21:55 PM »
thx wendy :]
shes 18
and she was Myung  bak Lee or something. Then she tried making a legitamate account but that was banned too because of her IP being the same or something.
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2009, 05:24:57 PM »
Oh, she probably made a new one after the mods became nazis over alts.
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2009, 05:31:07 PM »
Have you considered tweety bird seat covers?
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2009, 05:31:34 PM »
Quote from: Wendy on April 17, 2009, 05:24:57 PM
Oh, she probably made a new one after the mods became nazis over alts.

This isn't such a bad thing. Though some alts were fun, when you have someone like Allie making Eilla, it's just too much.
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2009, 05:33:01 PM »
Also, Ichy, I suggest making a nice romantic dinner for her and setting  up a little candlelight thing in a nice park. Wendy's idea was good too though.
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Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2009, 05:34:57 PM »
Quote from: physics101 on April 17, 2009, 05:33:01 PM
Also, Ichy, I suggest making a nice romantic dinner for her and setting  up a little candlelight thing in a nice park. Wendy's idea was good too though.
good call
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