I might be drunk

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I might be drunk
« on: April 10, 2009, 10:13:43 AM »
So I;ve been in eiroppe for a week and mty boss finally took me out drinking, I have had 2.5 bottles of beer and then after a couple of hours i thwn went out for 2 liyers of beer and then after we came home we had 2 more beers. My mental skills are still here, but i still have dificukty typing/walking right now, am i druk?
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2009, 10:17:55 AM »
Punch yourself in the face, if it hurts you should drink more.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2009, 10:18:49 AM »
So I didnt feel aanything. Shgould I try agian?
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2009, 10:20:33 AM »
Go online and look at porn. If you begin enjoying Transexuals, you are drunk. Stop drinking.

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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2009, 10:46:18 AM »
Keep hitting yourself in the face and drink some more
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2009, 10:51:25 AM »
I dont want to drink anymore, it make s me want to thrw up.
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2009, 10:52:44 AM »
throw up then you'll feel well enough to continue drinking
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2009, 10:59:02 AM »
Keep hitting yourself in the face and drink some more
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2009, 11:17:45 AM »
Keep hitting yourself in the face and drink some more
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Ok, I'll have some more beer. I love germany,
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2009, 11:23:21 AM »
Keep hitting yourself in the face and drink some more
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Ok, I'll have some more beer. I love germany,
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2009, 11:24:40 AM »
So i should have more beer>
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2009, 11:31:09 AM »
Prolly. Who cares. I ain't yo momma. Do what you want. If you aren't man enough to decide whether or not to drink... you might as well be Steve.

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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2009, 11:34:12 AM »
Yes, but I'm only 17, and I haven't left home yet. I'm going to go get more beer,  good bye,
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« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2009, 11:42:07 AM »
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2009, 11:48:56 AM »
Yes, but I'm only 17, and I haven't left home yet. I'm going to go get more beer,  good bye,
I started drinking when i was 14, so i think you started a bit late. Drink more, to make up for the difference!
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2009, 11:53:34 AM »
Punch yourself in the face, if it hurts you should drink more.

O.o

I usually slap myself in the face, really hard. Its an easier motion than punching, and it does sting....

But, if I can't feel myself slapping myself in the face, then that means MORE ALCOHOL.

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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2009, 11:55:43 AM »
You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the side of the planet, flat or round.

Punch yourself in the face, if it hurts you should drink more.
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2009, 11:55:58 AM »
Try using a knife for something. If you cut yourself and don't know how you did it, you're drunk!
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2009, 11:57:53 AM »
Try using a knife for something. If you cut yourself and don't know how you did it, you're drunk!

I think that has happened to me too. I do tend to wake up with weird cuts on my sometimes.

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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2009, 01:32:57 PM »
Try using a knife for something. If you cut yourself and don't know how you did it, you're drunk!

I think that has happened to me too. I do tend to wake up with weird cuts on my sometimes.

On your sometimes? What part of your body is your sometimes?
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2009, 01:37:52 PM »
The tip of the penis is the sometimes, because it sometimes goes off.
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2009, 01:56:42 PM »
Oh. I typoed. Ooops.

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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2009, 02:19:28 PM »

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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2009, 02:22:39 PM »
My answer to that is


HELL FUCKING NO.

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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2009, 02:24:48 PM »
...wuss
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #25 on: April 11, 2009, 04:04:17 PM »
S I don't think I was really drunk, I just had a bit difficulty typing and my sight was bad, which threw off my balance. But other then that, nothing was different.
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2009, 04:23:29 PM »
S I don't think I was really drunk, I just had a bit difficulty typing and my sight was bad, which threw off my balance. But other then that, nothing was different.

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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #28 on: April 11, 2009, 06:36:23 PM »
That's one awesome pussy.

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« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2009, 06:44:39 PM »
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