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I might be drunk
« on: April 10, 2009, 10:13:43 AM »
So I;ve been in eiroppe for a week and mty boss finally took me out drinking, I have had 2.5 bottles of beer and then after a couple of hours i thwn went out for 2 liyers of beer and then after we came home we had 2 more beers. My mental skills are still here, but i still have dificukty typing/walking right now, am i druk?
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2009, 10:17:55 AM »
Punch yourself in the face, if it hurts you should drink more.
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2009, 10:18:49 AM »
So I didnt feel aanything. Shgould I try agian?
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2009, 10:20:33 AM »
Go online and look at porn. If you begin enjoying Transexuals, you are drunk. Stop drinking.
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2009, 10:46:18 AM »
Keep hitting yourself in the face and drink some more
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2009, 10:51:25 AM »
I dont want to drink anymore, it make s me want to thrw up.
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2009, 10:52:44 AM »
throw up then you'll feel well enough to continue drinking
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2009, 10:59:02 AM »
Quote from: Colonel Gaydafi on April 10, 2009, 10:46:18 AM
Keep hitting yourself in the face and drink some more
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2009, 11:17:45 AM »
Quote from: theonlydann on April 10, 2009, 10:59:02 AM
Quote from: Colonel Gaydafi on April 10, 2009, 10:46:18 AM
Keep hitting yourself in the face and drink some more
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Ok, I'll have some more beer. I love germany,
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2009, 11:23:21 AM »
Quote from: Sexual Harassment Panda on April 10, 2009, 11:17:45 AM
Quote from: theonlydann on April 10, 2009, 10:59:02 AM
Quote from: Colonel Gaydafi on April 10, 2009, 10:46:18 AM
Keep hitting yourself in the face and drink some more
true

Ok, I'll have some more beer. I love germany,
Wel... it may make you feel less uggo.
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2009, 11:24:40 AM »
So i should have more beer>
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2009, 11:31:09 AM »
Prolly. Who cares. I ain't yo momma. Do what you want. If you aren't man enough to decide whether or not to drink... you might as well be Steve.
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2009, 11:34:12 AM »
Yes, but I'm only 17, and I haven't left home yet. I'm going to go get more beer,  good bye,
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2009, 11:42:07 AM »
Suddenly, DESU cat
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2009, 11:48:56 AM »
Quote from: Sexual Harassment Panda on April 10, 2009, 11:34:12 AM
Yes, but I'm only 17, and I haven't left home yet. I'm going to go get more beer,  good bye,
I started drinking when i was 14, so i think you started a bit late. Drink more, to make up for the difference!
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I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2009, 11:53:34 AM »
Quote from: Space Cowgirl on April 10, 2009, 10:17:55 AM
Punch yourself in the face, if it hurts you should drink more.

O.o

I usually slap myself in the face, really hard. Its an easier motion than punching, and it does sting....

But, if I can't feel myself slapping myself in the face, then that means MORE ALCOHOL.
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2009, 11:55:43 AM »
You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the side of the planet, flat or round.

Quote from: Space Cowgirl on April 10, 2009, 10:17:55 AM
Punch yourself in the face, if it hurts you should drink more.
This too.
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2009, 11:55:58 AM »
Try using a knife for something. If you cut yourself and don't know how you did it, you're drunk!
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Quote from: Muphci on August 14, 2010, 05:30:41 PM
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2009, 11:57:53 AM »
Quote from: Anteater7171 on April 10, 2009, 11:55:58 AM
Try using a knife for something. If you cut yourself and don't know how you did it, you're drunk!

I think that has happened to me too. I do tend to wake up with weird cuts on my sometimes.
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2009, 01:32:57 PM »
Quote from: Snackpack on April 10, 2009, 11:57:53 AM
Quote from: Anteater7171 on April 10, 2009, 11:55:58 AM
Try using a knife for something. If you cut yourself and don't know how you did it, you're drunk!

I think that has happened to me too. I do tend to wake up with weird cuts on my sometimes.

On your sometimes? What part of your body is your sometimes?
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2009, 01:37:52 PM »
The tip of the penis is the sometimes, because it sometimes goes off.
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Quote from: Muphci on August 14, 2010, 05:30:41 PM
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2009, 01:56:42 PM »
Oh. I typoed. Ooops.
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2009, 02:19:28 PM »
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2009, 02:22:39 PM »
My answer to that is


HELL FUCKING NO.
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2009, 02:24:48 PM »
...wuss
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #25 on: April 11, 2009, 04:04:17 PM »
S I don't think I was really drunk, I just had a bit difficulty typing and my sight was bad, which threw off my balance. But other then that, nothing was different.
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2009, 04:23:29 PM »
Quote from: Sexual Harassment Panda on April 11, 2009, 04:04:17 PM
S I don't think I was really drunk, I just had a bit difficulty typing and my sight was bad, which threw off my balance. But other then that, nothing was different.

Evidently.
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #27 on: April 11, 2009, 06:32:12 PM »
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Re: I might be drunk
« Reply #28 on: April 11, 2009, 06:36:23 PM »
That's one awesome pussy.
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« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2009, 06:44:39 PM »
QWhy would you say that?  The alternate meaning is terible.
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